Someone posted it to Free Republic, without the "satire" tag. Observe the hilarity:
rlferny notes this takes place in Connecticut, and draws the conclusion you might expect:
I think if both coasts fell into the ocean our country would be a much better place.
SARCASM (Partial anyway)
Partial sarcasm? So you only kinda want everyone on the coasts to die?
Bosco wants you to know it's not him threatening you, it's God:
Galatians 6:7,8 - "Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.
For the one who sows to his own flesh will from the flesh reap corruption, but the one who sows to the Spirit will from the spirit reap eternal life."
"Say, that's some nice flesh there. Shame if it were to get corrupted, know what I mean?" Also, do not mock the Happy Fun Ball!
HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity lives up to his name:
Is there any way to load the Festivus pole with Roman candles, bottle rockets, and toy rocket engines to send it into orbit in the style of Yale grad John Kerry's windsurfing vector above? It might prove a fitting end to the Winter Solstice/festivus prank.
tomnbeverly wins the crazy contest though.
This should make the worshippers of BAAL happy....
Soon women may flock to the festivus pole to have their babies aborted.
I doubt he watched much Seinfeld.
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