Aliens

Dr. Teeth still has his finger on the pulse of Freeper crazy. No thread, no matter how sparsely commented, escapes!

Here, they respond to the Obama Admin claiming there's no sign of E.T. or UFO cover-up.

Cowgirl of Justice has seen:

Very recently, I have seen a UFO up close and personal. Nothing in my life has terrified me as much as that.

Nothing.

They are here.

Now, I'm agnostic about UFO's, but the drama is universal.

Dr. Bogus Pachysandra saw them!

All us kids would bike over to the gate when we heard the drill sirens, and watch ‘em. The site was right on the edge of the Cuyahoga River Valley, in Independence Ohio. Base is still there. Still “Classified,” although all the Nike stuff is long gone. For Cleveland’s “protection.”

bigheadfred makes jokes. At someone else's expense, of course:

where did Obama come from?

More importantly, where did he get that wookie? And does its importation violate federal laws pertaining to the bringing of dangerous animals into this country? And as far as coverups go, whoever is dressing the wookie is FAILING on all levels.

Eye of Unk adds this:

I bet their are aliens or some type of species out there.

And I predict they will visit mankind and they will immediately hunt down and vaporize every single Moslem on Earth.

At first, I was wondering if why this guy thinks aliens would think like Freepers, or if he thinks Muslims are aliens. But then I realized, he just hates Muslims and is always half a sentence from calling for killing him all.