If I owned a store

Via FreeperFan - I never woulda thought of this angle

Freepers are pretty tough in their fantasy worlds, all shooting jack-booted thugs and taking out Muslims. And, it seems, taking a stand against the NYC ban on 32-ounce-sodas

Defiant would have a clever plan:

If i ran 7-11, i would sell 32 oz cups separately, and let customers buy 2 16 oz sodas. The cups would cost a penny.

Emperor Palpatine would just fight

If I owned a restaurant or store I’d deliberately violate the ban, and when they took action fight it all the way to the SCOTUS if necesary.

Buckeye McFrog would just flaunt the law:

If I owned an establishment in that town I think this would be the perfect time to introduce my “Buy One 16 oz. Soda, Get Two Free” promotion.

Being an American means always being willing to say “F*** Off!” to your government.

spel_grammer_an_punct_polise would start Civil War 2

Time after time I see the totalitarians squelch freedom more and more.

When will the revolution start to stop all of this nonsense?

Begun, these soda wars have.