Monday Potpourri pt. I

A bounteous Christmas harvest of crazy cannot be contained in one post!

laglady47 gets a lot of accolades for her contradictory explanation of why she hates liberalism (spoiler- because it's evil):

I don’t think our side is misinterpreting the liberal viewpoint at all. I think we have a deep understanding of where the other side is coming from and we don’t like it. I see it more of a battle of good versus evil lifestyles, based on traits exhibited by the left. Licentiousness, constant lying about things big and small, a fascist, socialist ideology to justify their lifestyle, a petty, bureacratic mindset based on rules and regulations on those issues they favor and choose to enforce, lots of narcissistic personalities more interested in their own petty interests over that of the country, a lack of true patriotism for this country along with a blame America first mentality. Where are we going wrong here? We aren’t.

stockpirate quotes himself asking people who are not himself to kill in the name of liberty:

“A people unwilling to use extreme violent force to obtain or preserve their liberty deserves the tyrants that rule them.” me

Old Sarge ..,

My loathing of the illegitimate, bisexual, Marxist Kenyan Muslim Usurper requires medication.

Lizavetta cannot live in a world with pink assholes:

Bleaching? If you can’t explain that here tell me in private.

Bleaching the skin of your anus so it's pink. Because apparently its natural color is unacceptable.

I was born in the wrong generation.

digger48 doesn't like movies where women raise their voice:

I’ve yet to make it all the way through the first Avatar.

When the Blue B*tch starts screaming, I grab the remote.

Sivad wants nice old man and folk singer Pete Seager to die:

Isn’t Pete Seeger a commie bastard? Only one good variety of them, those who have achieved room temp.

yefragetuwrabrumuy has a plan straight out of the 1600's to get boys off the Internet and back to talking to girls:

The solution to this is something people just do not want to do.

That is, to have extended and extensive, chaperoned, social engagements for boys and girls, in which the emphasis is on interaction, not something else that distracts them, as what happens in school or church.

I’ve even seen the suggestion that they might be bound together at the wrist or the ankle with padded nylon tie downs.

If they actually learn to function with the other gender in non-sexual ways, the understanding dispels a lot of the ignorance, and they are far less to dehumanize the other gender.

DesertRhino has decided all mass shooters are drugged up Democrats:

Every one of these nuts has been a passionate hater of conservatives, and on the ADDHD dope. There’s no way 15% of the population has a disease where the diagnostic test is a checklist.
Giving speed to healthy kids, sends them into homicide zone. The warning label is right on the package.

deadrock thinks mass shootings are caused by participation ribbons:

Well, they should stop giving everyone a damned ribbon because it is creating a whole generation of kids who have no concept of what losing is... so when they get older and they lose a race/debate/etc.... they flip the hell out...

Many, many more innocent kids will die before liberals reach that logical conclusion. But hey, they are saving the state health care costs.

Venturer explains that America is ruled by black Muslim-types getting revenge on Christian whites:

She is an Iranian. Obama is a Muslims, Both are black ,they have a cadre of other Muslims and blacks working there with them , why should we expect competence or common sense.

What we are getting is racial and religious payback.

We have at least 3 more years of it, if we last that long, so get used to it

mosaicwolf writes off Iowa...

This poll doesn’t mean much. Iowa is a RINO state.

jonascord has a plan:

If one were to look for a common trait in the profile of spree shooters, presidential assassins, and other such "lone gunmen," to aid in identifying them, you will find that they are various flavors of Democrat...(Socialist, Anarchist, Utopian, Communist, and so on.)

We could effectively double the national IQ, eliminate 80% of violent crime, and completely launder the United States of political corruption by a eugenic disposal of all registered Democrats.

Just thinking out loud...