The Obama Doctrine

Man. Dick Cheney. Writes an editorial about how Obama totally screwed up Iraq. "Rarely has a U.S. president been so wrong about so much at the expense of so many." I mean...that's amazingly blinkered. Or, he's trolling.

As with many things that bash Obama, Freepers forget all their skepticism of the Bush Administration and love on Dick.
The title of the piece is "The Collapsing Obama Doctrine." And, to be fair, Obama hasn't had a firm doctrine that I can see, for better or worse.

That doesn't stop Freepers from making one up for him, though! It's neat, because you learn a lot more about what the Freeper is obsessed with than about Obama.

catfish1957 Loves Dick Cheney for his nuanced analysis of foreign affairs:

VP Cheney has about 5000 X the understanding around how to run a government versus the Kenyan punk in the WH. Refreshing to get a plausible explanation of what is going on this complex situation, versus the dart board diplomacy presently being employed by the amateurs there now.

ComputerGuy just knows America is in trouble:

The doctrine is working - America is collapsing.

SoFloFreeper doesn't care about doctrine, Obama sucks!

Obama is the biggest joke to occupy the Oval Office. An utter and complete detriment to all that is noble and worthy.

skeeter wonders why Bush hasn't been as much an asshole as Cheney:

God bless Dick Cheney

I understand he's not the most popular political figure in the country, but Bush isn't winning any style points or doing the country any favors by being a gentleman and keeping his mouth shut. Its crunch time.

skeeter demands people stop caring about being perceived as lunatics - this is too important!

Obama is so far out of bounds these days

Yep. And all the gloves should be off. Completely off. To hell with decorum anymore.

The future of the country and every individual American citizen's safety is at stake.

Kenny loves what make most roll their eyes:

Rarely has a U.S. president been so wrong about so much at the expense of so many.

Love that, so well said.

MasterGunner01 is really hoping for an Iraqi hostage crisis:

Gee, there are 5,000-6,000 State Department weenies at the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad. How about thinking of them as hostages? Barack’s going to pull off a loss of Iraq that makes Jimmy Carter's loss of Iran look like child's play. I wonder how the Media will blame this on Bush?

Americans in danger? Fine by him, as long as it makes Obama look bad!

OK. On to the doctrines:

Iron Munro - laziness and evil:

Obama’s Likes: Islam, Homosexualism, Smoking Dope, Playing Golf

Obama’s Dislikes: America, America’s Immigration Laws, Americans

Obama’s Doctrine: Promote Islam, Homosexualism, Anti-Americanism, Illegal Immigration

BitWielder1 - making America just a country:

The 0bama Doctrine:
Undermine and Sabotage America to reduce the nation to an ordinary country, no better than any other.
From what I see it's working pretty well.

exit82 - Muslims!

The Obama Doctrine is to facilitate the creation of the revived Islamic Caliphate, using the resources of the American government which he leads.

Everything he has done since 1/20/2009 has fit a pattern of enabling radical Islam to gain power, prestige and territory, all under the guise of fighting the War on Terror.

The only terrorists he sees is people like us, that love this country and that are wise to him and his ilk.

He has proven his traitorous intent toward this nation.The “trade” of the five Taliban prisoners was another prime example of his perfidy.

For ISIS to have this kind of success is only because he will refuse to fight them. Because he wants them to succeed.

GrandJediMasterYoda - Muslim, and voter fraud!

"Can you please explain what your president is doing?" "Why is he walking away?" "Why is he so blithely sacrificing the hard fought gains you secured in Iraq?" "Why is he abandoning your friends?" "Why is he doing deals with your enemies?"

Because that's what happens when a radical Muslim is disguise is "elected" POTUS.

TheOldLady just wants to remind everyone Obama isn't American, and the media lost the Iraq war.

"Dick Cheney has no credibility on this issue. His own boss was so thoroughly discredited on these stupid military campaigns by a constant drumbeat of lies,
exaggerations, and downright libel by the mainly slime media by 2008 that the people ballot-stuffing demonrats of this country elected a Kenyan exchange
student to replace him."

Fixed it for you. 

RockyTx - Indonesia?

Obama is not stupid or incompetent.

he seems to be doing what is best for
the people of Indonesia,
the country where he grew up

Artcore - Screw you, Mitt Romney haters!

Despite all of Obama’s anti-American policies that are currently destroying our nation, I have it on good authority from those oh, so, intelligent FReepers that Romney would’ve been just as bad as Obama...maybe even worse! /sarc

Here’s a fact: we have reached the point of no return under Obama’s destructive policies and scandals. The damage has been done. A nation doesn’t recover from such a catastrophic “fundamental transformation.”

ProtectOurFreedom - sworn enemy! Sworn!

No, he's not a joke. He's a sworn enemy of the United States of America. There is NO OTHER plausible explanation.

Biggirl - Muslim again. The Obama Doctrine can be summed up in two words:

“Allahu Akbar.”

And the sooner everyone recognizes that, the better.

“Allahu Akbar.”...............Or I WORSHIP the DEVIL.

Gritty - he's not dumb, hes evil:

If it were incompetence, he would somehow stumble into being right at least some of the time.

But he is on the right side of any issue none of the time.

What does that tell you?

Is it incompetence,... or deliberate planned malice?

garjog - no, really, he's evil!

It sounds over the top tin foil to say that the President of the US is deliberately trying to hurt the country, but consider the meme of “I found out from the papers myself!” and “The video did it!”

Or, “Gee, we thought everyone would be happy we traded Bergdahl!”

We know these are lies.

Hard not to figure that Obama is faking incompetence to cover nefarious policy.

fivecatsandadog - super evil!

I'm no expert, but it sure appears to me a good possibility that the man occupying the White House is a psychopath. Everything he has done in the past 6 years, every FAILURE, has been DELIBERATE and has inflicted some form of pain and/or suffering on the majority of American citizens. Most of what he has done has been through deception - the Affordable Care Act hasn't been affordable - it's made it harder and more expensive to get the right healthcare; and now the "humanitarian crisis" at our southern borders

Slambat - racism.

Obama has a doctrine? Phhhttt

No he does. It’s called “get back at whitey”. That’s all
it’s about, that’s all it’s been about and that’s all it’s
going to be about until he’s evicted.

Obama hates America. To him America is white people and he’s
going to bring it all down so the commies can take over. To
him, this would be social justice.

And finally, WildWeasel advocates lynching I think.

The Rope A Dope Doctrine