Senator Warren: Destroying ISIS should be 'No. 1 priority '

Freepers have been rather enjoying having an actual black-hat villian like ISIS on the stage. It lets them project such evil onto Islam generally, blame Obama for not nuking Mecca and whatnot.

But the thing is, it also means Democrats will join Freepers on most of their rhetoric. Freepers are more about personal tribalism than ideology, but they need at least a weak illusion of consistency. So they have a really hard time when uber-liberal Elizabeth Warren says we should go after ISIS. I've divided them into 5 categories of rhetorical contortions.

jalisco555 keeps his eyes on the prize.

Poor Barack, even Lizzie Warren thinks you're a wuss.

LMAO is similar, but more forward looking in his target choice:

She would have more credibility on this issue than Hillary.

Hillary helped create ISIS. Lizzie didn’t

refermech knows liberals who say things Freepers can't immediately hate must be lying.

What the hell?? Oh yeah, it’s election time. Time to act patriotic and fool some folks.

GOPJ - everyone loves liberals acting Republican!

We’re getting close to an election - a time when all liberal elites pretend they’re Republican. Once the election is over they’ll go back to destroying the country.

President Joe Lieberman agrees.

SoFloFreeper adds a twist of false equivalence:

Posing. Pure posing.

She probably supports having a mosque at Ground Zero.

Ya can't hate ISIS and support equal rights for Muslims!



Freepers like PGalt don't even worry about consistency - they've become full peaceniks, hating on those liberal chickenhawks!

Oh no…the latest crISIS. What will we then do about ERASEUS (European Radicals Aggressively Seizing Every UnIslamic State)?

Let’s extract ourselves militarily and monetarily from this latest iteration of a foreign entanglement and see how this plays out without us.

The “religion of peace” (/sarcasm) has enough manpower and weaponry to defeat those (like ISIS) who have hijacked (/sarcasm) the “religion of peace” (/sarcasm) Let them duke/nuke it out.

Pound sand, wigwam woman.

cherokee1 can only be distinguished from a liberal by his invocation of Real Americans.

Now that Squaw Lizzie has established herself as a warmonger and is itching for a fight I assume she’ll be going down to the same Marine Corps recruiting station that Hillary didn’t go to and sign up. I’ll give her a ride and introduce her to the Real Americans manning the place. I’ll pick out a nice war bonnet from the rack here to make sure she makes a good first impression———Semper Fi

Many go with the technique of Organic Panic, and change the subject to something liberals think that Freepers can hate without reservation.

I have a feeling Speaketh with Cheekbones means send ISIS welfare payments because inherent poverty is causing their mayhem. It’s big businesses fault and she’ll destroy the savages with EBT cards and Obamacare.

tflabo prefers abortion and lots of mean nicknames.

But Lizzard Sqwah the ISIS is participating in selective post term abortions. Shoudn’t they be granted equal rights under the Protection Clause?
Talk is cheap and worth squat with these feckless DemRats——and Hellary wanna-be blonde Injun.

Fantasywriter just makes up what liberals really think:

Her moonbat base will not like this. I believe it was on Kos, or maybe HuffPo, that one of the main contributors recently stood up for ISIS & said they weren’t nearly as bad as Westerners are portraying them to be. Lizzie was their great leftist hope, & if she is advocating a massive bombing campaign [how else will they be ‘destroyed’?], with its attendant collateral damage, the moonbats must be frothing. They are now a base/constituency w’out a prospective ‘16 candidate.

A_perfect_lady speculates that liberals only care about other liberals.

Most journalists are left-wingers, so I’m wondering if watching a few of them get their heads sawed off has finally awoken liberals to the reality that Islamists want to kill them too.

Then there is the unclassifiable, like Ted Grant's complete word-fail.

You can only have one priority. It’s what the word means.

Or MadMax, the Grinning Reaper's equating ISIS with the Democratic Party.

Let’s reword what Lizzie Borden Warren said:

“The Democrat Party is growing in strength. It has money, it has organization, it has the capacity to inflict real damage. So when we think about a response, we have to think about how to destroy it.”

I agree, even if I had to slightly rewrite what she actually said, for subliminal clarity..