Happy Thanksgiving!

Not much has changed from Freeper Thanksgivings past - Freepers boast about how they have no liberal friends or speculate about how to better win arguments against liberals (mostly be being shockingly right wing).

This year's contentless trump card: Gruber and stupid Americans.

Amazing for a Freeper, Billthedrill laments how much mutual respect has degraded.

I had an aunt I treasured, an old-line, fire-breathing liberal who was actually up to the contest. We used to savor telling one another we were idiots because neither of us really believed it. What has gone from political discourse these days is that sense of mutual respect. It isn't pleasant without it.

In a similar vein, Fred Hayek gets along fine with liberals, if they like guns.

When I lived in Minnesota, I was invited for Thanksgiving by some liberals, and we did keep it civil. I must clarify however that these were old school Hubert Humphrey liberals, and they were pro-2A as well (as was Old Hubert).

USS Alaska undercuts another Freepers' attempt at taking the moral highground:

My non-scientific review of social media and studying what my friends and acquaintances post...my Conservative friends display far more good manners and courtesy than my Liberal friends.

Liberal friends? Oxymoron.

Kickass Conservative's friends are kind enough not to call him an idiot.

I get this line a lot when having a “discussion” with a Liberal.

“Well, those are YOUR facts”. LOL

TigersEye keeps his Thanksgiving pure:

Civility will reign at my Thanksgiving table. No Gruber people have been invited.

TigersEye advises other people how to keep liberals in their place:

May I suggest that whenever a provocative statement or question is directed at you you simply reply "Gruber!" Say nothing else at all in response to politically loaded rhetoric.

Conservative Gato is also a Freeper 24/7.

We’re pretty fortunate as our whole family is quite conservative. I honestly don’t even think I’d invite a friend or family member if I knew they were liberal. I’ve just gotten to the point that I really don’t associate with liberals anymore. Why be around people that are helping to destroy this great country? I’d rather distance myself from them.

longtermmemmory demands that all Freepers be dicks to liberal relatives:

liberals must be told they are leftists. They should not be allowed to hide behind “classical liberalism” or any semblance of reason.

They have abdicated all reason with the Obama administration, obamacare, reid, the entire democrat party, endorsement of hedonism as equal to marriage, and the collapse of the ivory tower.

Arthur McGowan knows its always the liberals who are uncivil:

Every situation I’ve ever been in where liberals and conservatives were mingled, the liberals proclaim their beliefs loudly and confidently, because what they think is that all halfway-decent people think. Conservatives are expected not to bring up “politics.”

ViLaLuz is circularly amused that all evil groups are liberal:

I was sitting next to a Republican. It was if I was sitting next to a KKK Nazi...

Both Democrat groups! Ha ha ha ha ha aaaaa!

Kickass Conservative smugly notes that all criminals are liberal:

Q. Why do Liberals lock their Doors?

A. To protect themselves from other Liberals.

Liz makes with the hu-man jokes:

Here's a couple jokes that'll shut down the Prog/Lib blathering.

<><> Mrs Gruber bought a fancy new nightgown to celebrate their wedding anniversary. When she put it on, Gruber griped about the "lack of transparency."

<><> Mrs Gruber confided to her BFF that to get Jonathan in a romantic mood, she coos in his ear. When she whispers "stupid Americans," Jonathan gets so aroused, he delivers wild, uninhibited sex.

<><> Spicing up your sex life by cooing "Stupid Americans" is the number one sex aid in Progressive circles---so much so that Viagra sales are (cough) down---since Progressives are the (cough) biggest users of Viagra.

"Liberals only get boners for awful things. Eh? EH?" You know, jokes!