Triumphant return with Monday Potpourri Part I

I didn't have computer access over the holidays, but I couldn't go Freepless. Witness the bounties I found on my phone!

VideoDoctor got his bluster in his metaphor and ended up sounding silly:

Time to ERADICATE the HERD.

Sweet Jesus, MeneMeneTekelUpharsin was a school teacher.

I tried for YEARS to help instill values in public school children and can count on the fingers of ONE hand the number of adults who tried to give me support. I simply don’t want to hear it anymore from ANYONE. Administrators constantly accused me of putting “politics” in the classroom. People are getting exactly what they deserve for failure to stand up and defend those trying to do what is right.

Norm Lenhart explains that most of America is insane:

Throughout time, massive numbers of people have intentionally gone down the path to national suicide and the result is always death and suffering. They take lots of innocent and better people to hell with them. And every couple hundred years or less, they repeat the process.

Half of America is now fully insane. Probably 3/4 when you count all the abject morons still making excuses here and elsewhere for more liberal Republicans and liberal actions.

There are not enough of us to change that course and it WILL happen again. Nature will take it’s course, most of them and some of us will die. We will regain the upper hand. Life will improve dramatically. A generation of three will pass and the process begins again because people thing ‘it can’t happen here’.

None of what we/conservatives have done or stood for was in vain. Because without us, the survivors would have nothing to model a rebuilt world around.

CodeToad wants to tell you one more thing he knows about the Negro:

Blacks have no interest in black females. They desire white girls, and every white girl finds easy acceptance there.

Stepan12 posits that Obama is more Hitlerish than Putin:

I think it is a bit much to call Putin Hitler as the Ukranians (who liked Hitler back then) are now calling him. I think Obama reminds me more of Hitler; albeit an affirmative action type fuehrer, than Putin does.

Louis Foxwell explains the difference between liberals and conservatives.

Conservatives celebrate achievement. Liberals celebrate, uh, liberalism.

eyeamok wants to start arresting Feds:

Sheriff Joe can still begin pulling over Federal Vehicles and impounding them and siezing them under CURRENT Civil Asset Forfeiture laws. Just claim they are using the vehicles in a conspiracy to violate the immigration laws of the United States. Never arrest or charge them, they really have no chance of getting their property back, just like Ordinary Citizens.

MV=PY thinks Putin knows all Obama's secrets:

I figure:

Putin wants Obama where he is, or
is waiting for the best moment to pull the trigger, or
is unsure of Obama's media supporters (unsure if revealing him would work), or
is waiting to for the right time to blackmail him

Who knows? Maybe he already has and this is all theater.

null and void can't find anyone to disprove his lunacy:

EVERYTHING obama does either:

a) Weakens America/Americans
b) Distances America's allies
c) Strengthens America's enemies
d) Serves Islam
e) Harms Israel

Or some combination of the above.
I have yet to have anyone raise a single substantive counter example in several years of posting this.
Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!

Logical me's dreams involve a lot of death and destruction:

First de Baaaaarsssss gets fired, Al Sharpton arrested for inciting riots, and then take this week off. The city will come apart and Ferguson would be an area resembling an atomic bomb went off. Don't forget the firemen must take the same week off.

I can dream, can't I with you?

manc thinks some posters on Free Republic have encouraged cop killing with their skepticism:

the usual cop haters who have provoked nuts to kill police and who even on here will disappear for a couple of days and then return to posting about cops shooting dogs will be happy until they are beaten or one of their loved ones is.

pepsionice makes an odd prediction:

Looking ahead for 2015....I’d predict at least three-hundred cop-thug episodes which make the news. At some point, a state legislature is going to make a law which make cop-hatred a crime, and adds five years onto any sentence. The gay community will come out and be hostile that their agenda has been overtaken by the cops.

Dr. Thorne thinks HW Bush tried to assassinate Reagan:

Are people afraid to say what they really think about GHW Bush for fear of the mods? That would be a shameful and sickening turn of events.

His father was a traitor - pure and simple. Prescott Bush helped fund Hitler and was part of a cabal that wanted to remove FDR and grab power.

In my opinion, George was part of a plot to kill Reagan and elevate himself to the presidency in a coup d'etat similar to the killing of JFK. What a coincidence that John Hinckley was the son of one of his best friends! Reagan was shot just 69 days into his presidency.

himno hero can't have a good Christmas while Obama exists:

That POS has contributed to the blackest Christmas that an American president has ever provided. He has promoted rioting and incited violence with the likes of Sharpton and Lisa Filthian.

His actions promoted the racially inspired hammer deaths. He brought us lisa filthian and her crowd actions coast to coast.

Those poor people in ferguson? Those poor fools? The witch rode into town, whipped up the people, then they rioted , burned and looed the businesses. Turning the place into a war zone. Then she left. Wherever she goes is destruction. She should be held liable and accountable.

Nervous Tick gets ridiculously racist about speculation regarding a black James Bond.

The malt liquor companies are already scrambling for product placement!

And white blonde-haired women are queuing up to read for the part of “Bond Ho”.

Erm, EQAndyBuzz has a theory about global warming counteracting the harm of environmentalism:

I have a theory. If everything was put here by God, then fossil fuels were also a creation of our lord.

Our lord is a bright fellow and he knew the heaven and earth would be affected by the sun. So he put in a thermostat to monitor what is happening to the earth and how to regulate it.

The more fossil fuel we burn, the warmer it gets. The less fossil fuel we burn, the colder it gets. Since this whole “climate change” debate, we have been going green and the earth is cooling. In reality, it’s the liberals who are the screeching alarm telling us something is wrong.

That’s why god made liberals. To remind us that we need to correct. But that isn’t the libs job. Their job is to screech and let the responsible adults take over.

So, now that the earth is cooling, we once again must burn more fossil fuel to create the balance. If we continue on the path the liberals have set for us, the tipping point isnt that we are going to burn up, but in fact we will freeze. And at that point, there isn’t anything we can do.

Rather than hit the alarm and go back to bed, we need to get up, take a stand and fix what is broken, which happens to be our cuckoo clocks.