Monday Potpourri Pt. I

The next Freeper to endorse Hitler is HomerBohn:

Oktoberfest cancelled this year and every year thereafter. The Muslims won’t stand for it.

(Oh, where is Hitler when you need him?)

No more Munchen wiener schnitzel for me!

HomerBohn continues:

Germans!

Unite!

Overthrow the midget Merkels’ evil government. Otherwise there will be no Germany anymore. She will always remain a member of the East German Stasi.

dp0622 boasts how his liberal gay nephew fears him:

My nephews and nieces are all at least moderately conservative and some are ultra except one who is afraid to come out of the closet to me as a liberal because he’s afraid it will be the second time I put him against the wall (the first time was for a good reason). He’s a good kid though.

Califreak wants to believe:

Isn’t there a mysterious baby death in the Obamas’ past?

Seems like I read that somewhere. It’s very obscure and nobody talks about it.

Resolute Conservative's gun love is interfering with his marriage:

The Mrs is angry with me now because a couple years ago I declared I will not leave this country ever gain and she wants to go to Europe next year. If I cannot carry. I do not go.

fwdude joins the 'I want America to die' crowd. Hope he voted for Hillary!

This is a radical statement, but it is better that this nation die a quick death rather than linger in despicable, degrading leftism.

Sacajaweau has figured out the dastardly plan behind raising the minimum wage:

I'd say they're trying to kill the fast food industry.

Then Michelle will step to the plate with vending machines.

laplata wonders if Jake Tapper is a secret Muslim:

It sounds as if Clapper might as well be one. Or a closet Muslim.

lostboy61 is just waiting for the next Muslim to set off Civil War 2!

Can’t wait tell the first head choppin happens at a mall near you. Than patriots will go rag head hunting followed by president oreo wanting our guns. It’s a plan folks! Plus the Gov. needs someone that has no problem killing Christians. These people are already trained.

Lisbon1940 wonders if Trump's ability in negotiation might cause him to talk to a liberal and thus become impure:

Deal-making is another word for compromise, concession, and across the aisle canoodling.

jwalsh07 explains what sorts of Republicans win Presidential nominations:

If the man or woman is not the candidate of choice he/she is mind controlled by Karl Rove, a race baiter or a paid up member of La Raza. Just the way it is these days.

New Freepers Lucy Hamilton continues to provide top-shelf crazy:

But WE didn’t let Satan loose, the lunatic Leftists did, so I think it’s very unfair that we have to take this crap as well, why can’t the Leftists just get the crap thrown at them.

Mariner has an awesome Benghazi detail:

Gen. Ham was arrested and relieved of Duty by his XO on Sept 11th, 2012.

He was sending a rescue team against a direct order from the POTUS.

In Erik Latranyi's confused history, Islam and world socialism are allies, which is why the USSR and America love the Middle East so much. But if these allies ever do ally, freedom will die!

Because the alliance between world socialism and radical islam was never broken after World War II.

This is why the Soviet Union supported so many Arab nations and why the US rushed to support some of their own.

If the world socialist nations allied with the world muslim nations, it would be game over for freedom anywhere in the world.

We could not stop them.

When it comes to Obama, cherry says it all:

I think that finger thing with the African queen is definitely a gay thing....

he's gay...he's a muzzie...he's not an American citizen...there, I said it all...

Right Brother plays the race card on Bill Cosby's behalf:

The tale of two Bill’s. Bill Cosby and Bill Clinton. Both Dems. Same accusations, different reactions. Maybe there really is “white privilege”.

Not at all liar doug from upland relates some evidence of the Clintons covering up their rape:

Ditto. After I showed HILLARY! UNCENSORED at George Washington University in early 2008, a PI stayed afterwards to talk to me. He knew all about Kathleen Willey. The firm for which he worked was the one harassing Willey —— killing her cat, slashing her tires, and having a jogger show pictures of her children and saying “Don’t you get it yet?” The PI quit the firm over those activities.

At the centerpiece of her campaign is her self-portrayal as the champion of women. Behind the scenes, she was destroying the lives of many women.

fwdude remembers Manson as a quality villain:

Don't laugh. If Manson were to run for President, there would be a "healthy" contingent, mostly Democrats and other fringe political parties, that would pull for him.

HomerBohn hopes our new President is petty to the Obamas!

Trump and Cruz.

Then, reset the central socialist government. Deny Barry and Moochie any benefits. No security: you’re on your own and you HAVE to move to Chicago. (Or Kenya)

demshateGodv is already resigned to the coming purge of all non-Trump supporters:

It really doesn't matter at this point. The best we can do to counter him is an oligarch who doesn't care the millions of babies are slaughtered and religious freedom has been eroded. Christian conservatives are wetting themselves in anticipation, waiting for the moment they can vote for the gameshow host.

I'm going to be zotted by the end of this primary. I just know it. I've about had it.