The worst SOTU since the last one

As usual, Freepers declared this the worst State of the Union. And it being an election year, Freepers were particularly unsubatantive in their objections. Mostly just name calling, Freeperish near-swears, and telling everyone they'd muted Obama. The rest might as well have.

Which, to be fair, is how it was when I watched with Democratic election operatives, so...

angelcindy isn't going to watch from the ruined hellscape that is America:

I REFUSE TO GIVE THIS ANTI CHRIST ILLUMANTI FREAK 2 MINS OF MY TIME AFTER HE HAS DESTROYED THIS COUNTRY

rodguy911 has discovered that the politicians in the State of the Union aren't completely sincere!

The applause seems forced.

TEARUNNER14 has discovered an analogy and is really, really excited about it:

Funny, how they all come in the chamber and it reminds me of my dog sniffing my cats asses! Really funny how they act like they haven’t never met! Just like my dog and cats! What a bunch of ass kissers!
All corrupt as three dollar queer bills!
Moochy, wide shoulder more than usual! But, that’s none of my business!

Yeah, the Michelle hatred is flowing, eh advertising guy?

Was Mooshell wearin a cup this time ?

Yaelle loves Paul Ryan's anti-gay nuns!

Those nuns look like they can beat him up. Also like they might want to,

5th MEB's family or something is watching it in another room:

He’s on right now; that’s why I am in here (another room) on Free Republic.
I can still smell the steaming pile of sh#t through the walls though.

And now the speech begins. nopardons tears up this thread, starting with some anti-Obama free association off the word 'plan.'

He sounds like Stalin and those stupid 5 year plans.

nopardons also just writes this before Obama even really says anything:

The BS has reached the rafters already.

Yes it sure has; he is LYING !

Throughout the speech, Red in Blue PA posts this every 5 goddamn minutes. I counted 13 times before I stopped caring:

Any word yet about the 10 sailors being held by Iran?/s 

15 minutes in, GRRRRR proudly gives up:

JUST turned it off.

With the exception of a few “good=not rotten yet” members of ConGross, those people in that building are the cause of much of the trouble we have today.

None of them would survive working in the real world.

On a site made out of calling things unfair to white males, hoagy62 suddenly thinks the playing field is level:

How do we get a fair shot for everyone?

Simple....WORK HARD, YOU LAZY JERKS!!!!!!!!!!!

TornadoAlley3, though, sticks to the claim that he's not getting the attention he deserves:

BLACK LIVES MATTER
ISIS LIVES MATTER
QUEER LIVES MATTER
PRO ABORTION LIVES MATTER
GIMEDATS LIVES MATTER
RINOS LIVES MATTER

Everyone else, you do not matter.

And, of course, TornadoAlley3 remembers the good times:

You lie! Please someone shout it out!

djstex knows America is still great, but Obama totes sucks, guys!

Of course we the Strongest Nation on Earth. YOU OBAMA are the Weakest if not completely Blinded by what is going on in our Country as YOU speak! err

Girlene is one of many to repeat whatever Obama says, but with extra punctuation so you know it's in a sarcastic tone:

WOW...our economy is going gangbusters! Who knew!

strongest job growth ever!

Our auto industry has had it’s best year ever!

WOW!!!!!!

dfwgator mocks Obama's ambitions for America:

we're gonn cure cancer! YEAAaAAA!!

And Christopher Reeve is going to walk again....oh wait...

Go to the moon? lol.

Williams is scared:

God his speech is frightening. He prevented a war with Iran? The whole middle east is at war with Iran!

Pilgrim's Progress would like to remind us Obama has AIDS:

He’s going to single-handedly cure aids.

He’d better hope they cure aids.

nutmeg is one of many Freepers to bring up the Wellstone Funeral, when the right turned the celebration of a dedicated liberals into something that helped them:

Just what I expected... A "Wellstone Funerally" democRAT pep rally with the same freak show characters from the Star Wars Bar. (Starring the super freaky Rosa DeLauro of Connecticut).

Barf!

One year to go, and LeoWindhorse still hopes for a military coup:

the military heads have reason to grimace

time to send a squad to his office , one fine morning

Yaelle puts his own disses into the mouth of Trump:

Donald Trump, bless his heart, is sitting at home saying, “Melania, the guy is TOO ORANGE!”

Seriously, he looks the most Caucasian he ever has.

And he even has two fair skinned whites behind him. Thank goodness there are no blacks behind him.

Mr Apple triumphantly mutes Obama, but still watches:

This filthy bastard Mullah obama needs to shut up now. I'm putting mute on - - Right Now..and enjoy watching the brilliant expressions of Paul Ryan.

Just now though, before switching to mute - obama is bragging about this chithole obama care!!

Mr Apple would like to remind us he muted Obama, guys!

I've got this bastard mullah obama on mute..thanks for keeping up with the filthbag not mentioning our 10 sailors.

Windcatcher has also muted Obama, and sits there hating white liberals and hoping they die:

I have no idea what he is saying.

None.

Whatsoever.

As always, he is muted. For the past seven years I have muted the Marxist-in-chief whenever he appears, and I have the Obamunist muted now.

Leftists will think, “oh, you’re just another racist.”

Au contraire.

I don’t mute Zero because he is black — I mute him because he is a Marxist. While I do have a bone to pick with all of the blacks who voted for him purely because he is black, since that should be reprehensible no matter what race one is, the people who I most despise, the ones for whom I hold the highest contempt, are affluent white Marxists.

Those are the people who I would gleefully let die in the street, for whom I would toast their demise with a smile, and, my Catholic upbringing notwithstanding, would accept whatever judgment God had in store for me afterwards.

- The people who consider $25k in property taxes reasonable — not just for themselves, but for everyone.

- The people who might look down on Pennylvanians like me for our gun laws and cultural differences but who *despise* us for our low taxes that make their states look bad.

- The people who would gladly take away my right to speak my mind, to defend myself against an attacker, or to hear ideas that they find objectionable.

- The people who would anonymously tell me, “you will not survive the revolution.”

SomeCallMeTim seems to actually believe that Obama has some control over fate:

He is playing down ISIS. Attack coming soon.

Yep.... best to stay home tomorrow.

TornadoAlley3 also:

Ebola coming back to US.

At first I thought Windflier had outsourced his insults to a thesaurus. But upon examination, he seems to have lovingly written each adjective. Which is even sadder:

He can't be this stupid.

Obama's an 'all of the above' type case.

He's stupid,
illogical,
uninformed,
malevolent,
ill-intentioned,
untruthful,
hateful,
spiteful,
regressive,
impulsive,
mis-educated,
creepy,
foolish,
boastful,
narcissistic,
incompetent,
shameless,
insincere,
wasteful,
idealistic,
sissified,
forgetful,
slothful,
uncaring,
irresponsible,
petty,
vindictive,
short-sighted,
infantile,
boorish,
jealous,
egotistical,
paranoid,
delusional,
fractured,
manipulative,
angry,
petulant,
ignorant,
and downright mean.

And those are his good points!

At the crescendo of the speech, MeshugeMikey finds Obama's cadence to be off:

the PITCH IS RISING...the temp uneven

HAVE A STROKE BARRY!

If not a stroke, MeshugeMikey knows the deal:

Drugs and demon possession!!

haircutter just keeps hating on Michelle Obama:

Moochelle sporting another new wig...
on vacation she wore her hair slicked to her head with phony knob on top, now you tell me that hair turned into the flowing locks she has tonight...makes me LOL..

Not possible ladies...and she is sporting side bangs...tomorrow it will be the part down the middle and different color...but tonight...Its BLACK HAIR...

sorry, after 42 years dressing hair, that is the first thing I notice...wink~wink.

boring so far...

Did anyone notice, just Black race folks lining the aisle he walked down? are there only Blacks in Congress now.. oh well now I'll be called racist...

Though I liked the bit about 'we didn't deny Sputnik was up there,' the nut of the speech, IMO, was Obama eloquently explaining how harmful the hatred of Muslims was to America. mylife knows what that means!

If it was not clear before it is now.

This guy is on the other side.

Defending RADICAL Muslims now

Williams can spot a Muslim like Hitler could smell Jews:

The Muslims he brought are sitting there looking like ruthless thugs bored and wanting to attack.

nopardons finds the applause unprecedented:

Yes...this IS the Wellstone Funeral and people are whooping it up.
I have NEVER seen such behavior at a SOTU Address.

And of course, thread valedictorian nopardons gives us what we were looking for.

THIS is THE worst SOTU speech I have EVER heard in more than 1/2 a century.