Monday, November 24, 2008

And now this word from Outer Space

Fattness edition:
"They are buying and stocking up,"
Because Americans know that Communists have taken over the American government.
We see the writing on the wall, and we know what the damn Stalinists have in store for all of us.
BLOAT, America!
BLOAT like there is no tomorrow!!!!!!!

crazy supplied by Prole. (BLOAT means Buy Lots of Ammo Today)

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Saturday Pix



Well, so much for "patriotism" or being "classy." Sore losers.


Heh. Blaming Obama starting now, huh? Ever hear the one about the boy who cried wolf?


More sour grapes.




There are no pretty liberals! Those that are we will photoshop till they are not!




Um, guys? Election's over. Over the top fear tactics didn't work. Oh, you need this stuff so you feel better? Well then, go crazy!






Sums up the current attitude nicely, right down to the randomly racial upper right corner.

And now this word from Outer Space

Stealth Muslims Disguised as Jews edition:

[I]t is strange that a Muslim like Obama would appoint so many Jews. The
question is, are they real Jews, or perhaps stealth Muslims disguised as Jews?


Crazy supplied by our old friend FFranco

Friday, November 21, 2008

Hillary as Secretary of State.

I must admit Obama's decision kind of mystifies me, since Hillary's talents and experience never seemed to be of the diplomatic variety.

Freepers are also flummoxed:

ctdonath2 thinks he knows why Hillary took the job:
No, now she’s 4th in line for POTUS, and in Obama’s face with Bill at her side - as opposed to just being 1 in 100. Considering that VP is largely a ceremonial/gopher role, and Speaker is largely a bureaucratic role, she’s now effectively in power slot #2 - which is right where an aspiring megalomaniac really wants to be (the REAL power position).


Secretary of state: where the real megalomaniacs like Powell and Eagleburger hang out.

NonValueAdded has a different analysis of Hillary's plan. It involves the destrucion of Israel:

[Start Bill Clinton voice] "Honey, you just know that boy is going to be tested early on in his term, and you will have only been SecState for a short while. But that will be the opportunity you have been waiting for. Remember after 9-11 we were so sad that it didn't happen on our watch? Well, this is our chance at redemption! You can commandeer Air Force One and do that shuttle diplomacy thing. You have Israel to trade as a bargaining chip. Look, you and I both know that with Israel gone, the Middle East will be calm for about 5 years before they're at each other's throats again. By that time you will be in the White House on the strength of your diplomatic victory." [stop, for God's sake, the Bill Clinton voice]

From the "that boy" through the "commandeer Air Force One" to the "Bill Clinton voice" this is comedy gold.

NoGrayZone brings up the inevitable "she's going to kill everyone" trope. Hilarious as always!
Doesn’t that make her forth in line for POTUS?
The 3 "in front" better watch their backs. Maybe this will be a fun 4 years after all!!

mnehrling turns to Obama's motivation, or lack thereof:
I wonder Obama has no intention, nor has he ever, of naming her and Hillary started this to appear that Obama denied her thus sabotaging him..

No, I'm not sure about that crammer either.

Ulysse doesn't look at one or the other, but rather the conspiracy of both:
MONEY MONEY MONEY !
OSAMABAMA’s money,financial crisis,MSM bias...This “election” has a lot to do with MONEY,liberal-fascism, but not so much with democracy/freedom.
H.R.CLINTON and Billy are probably bought...It means that she will not be able to run again as candidate in 2012...


Looks like someone forgot their medication again...

dead focuses more on the results of this pick. Seems Hillary is not only a Machiavellian killing machine, she's also borderline retarded:
This will be Entertainment Level 10!
Diplomatically, she'll be a clomping, entitled, abrasive social retard.
As a "subordinate" to the President, she'll impossible to reign in.
She'll be outmaneuvered strategically by tinpot representatives sitting across the table from her, and she'll feel sure she outwitted them.
On the bright side, at least she's hot.

I'll bet you a million dollars that last bit was sarcasm.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Obama vs. Al-Qaida: Whoever wins, Freepers lose.

The hated Islamists insulted the hated Obama today. Hilarity ensues:

Frantzie manages to prevent Free Republic's enemies from fighting, keeping the hatred front unified!

Smokescreen. Al Qaida is buddies with O’s buddies in Hamas and Islamic rotherhood. This comment was designed to rally Americans around O. O is their boy.

The sainted jveritas has decided the problem is that we're paying attention to the wrong AlQaida bluster:

The most important statement by terrorist Zawahiri is his opening statement where he said that the elections of Obama is a Victory for Al Qaeda because according to Zawahiri the American people admitted defeat in Iraq, refused President Bush policies in Iraq, and hence they elected Obama.
The liberal media ignored this very damaging statement to Obama and picked up on the racial slur by terrorist Zawahiri.

It's not the calling Obama a "house negro," it's when Al Qaida says they are big winners!

ShiveringShegetz totally had some pretty high expectations for Obama:

I thought Barack’s winning the election was going to be a transformational moment in how the world sees us... Weren’t the oceans supposed to stop rising? Wasn’t this the moment when man no longer exploited man and every poster of Stalin and Che Guevarra could be hung without some reactionary complaining?

I guess they lied.


alloysteel has decided to throw in with Al Qaida on this one:

Perhaps al-Zawahri is simply speaking a truth tha white leftists in this country elieve but would NEVER say out loud, that Obama is a “house Negro”.
That term seems to have connotations of envy and condescension all at the same time. The majority of Americans of African descent, who had slave forebearers, cannot connect with the mixed-race Barry Soetero on ANY level, as his African ancestors were probably the ones that sold the ancestors of the slave population in this country INTO slavery.
That unsourced statement that Obama's ancestors probably sold slaves is awesome.

UglyinLA also agrees with AQ:

Al-Qaida has just defined Barack’s legacy
Think word associations

  • JFK - assasination
  • Nixon - Watergate
  • Jimmy Carter - Hostages
  • Reagan - Pride
  • GHW Bush - taxes
  • Clinton - Monica
  • GW Bush - 911
  • Obama - House Negro
      • mkjessup doesn't exactly agree with Al-Qaida, but he can't pass up the opportunity for some racism:
        0bama might get p*ssed off and decide to really wipe al Qaeda off the map, because as they might say in Chicago “they be effin wid da wrong n*gga!”
        And I couldn't work in how to mention when they call Michell Obama the "First Baby Mama"

        Wednesday, November 19, 2008

        No Quarter, no honor!

        Freepers, even as they excoriate the GOP for not being conservative enough, support the crap out of it when the alternative is the opposition they spend most of every day reviling.

        1. GOP is always good, Dems are nothing but bad.

        2. When Dems fail, GOP succeeds.

        Therefore, GOP needs to irrationally and constantly block everything the new
        administration tries to do!

        Thus, in this thread about kids chanting "assassinate Obama," Freepers discuss how you need to support those kids:

        libs_kma lays down the law, and also the race card:

        Rule # 1. Never tell a liberal you're sorry.
        If you failed at rule number #1, it's too late. Just open your checkbook, bend over and try to think of a happy place.
        Didn't Je$$e Jack$on and RevAl teach these people anything the last few decades?

        Deb takes that to heart:

        They’ll get my scorn when they hang Obama in effigy like was done to Sarah Palin. Why is there always one of you on every thread?

        facedown posts the usual "This didn't happen, it's an MSM hoax!"

        I don't believe for one second that 2nd and 3rd graders know the word assassinate. Something is fishy with this story.

        Yes, 3rd graders haven't learned about Abe Lincoln or MLK.

        Bryanw92 sums up this knee-jerk "philosophy"

        Let’s play to win. We always want to claim the moral high ground but never do anything with it when we get there. It’s like we’re fighting for Hamburger Hill every two years.
        For 8 years, I’ve had to listen to Democrats/liberals/progressives/whatever calling for the death and/or imprisonment of the President, VP, SecDef, talk show hosts, and anyone else that dares to not follow their cult of death. I’m sick of it and now its their turn to be demonized for every decision they make.

        ...

        When you find yourself in a fair fight, it’s time to reconsider your tactics. We need to stop playing fair, or we’re going to become slaves to a communist regime—and there’s no USA or Reagan to put an end to it this time.

        "The Dems were horrible and demonized us all the time! So I'ma gonna do the same thing and claim it's moral when I do it!"