Tuesday, November 4, 2008

FFranco: Satire or Crazy?

FFranco is someone I first met about a week ago when he had this to say:
Republican men are handsomer, more muscular and more virile. They don’t dress in the metro-sexual manner Democrats do, but in a masculine style with tee-shirts or sweat shirts, ball-caps, windbreakers (when needed), and jeans to display their manly physiques.


I've checked up on him and his comments are pretty priceless. He is so over the top I can't tell if he's genuinely crazy or just pranking Free Republic. Here are his greatest hits since Oct. 30:

FFranco on Obama:
I just can’t believe Americans will elect as president an atheistic, Communist, Muslim African-American. And whether Obama is really American has not been established. I believe the election will end with a McCain blow-out, ensuring Republican victories in the House and Senate.


Atheistic Muslim?

FFranco on Ms. Palin:
This wasn’t Mrs. Palin’s fault, she didn’t know people in the western part of Pennsylvania don’t like the Phillies. No one should blame or criticize her for this. She’s from Alaska, she doesn’t know anything about Pennsylvania.

Or Russia.

FFanco on Palin and the First Amendment:
Governor Palin is right. The media is using their great power to suppress her free speech rights, which is a violation of the First Amendment. She should be applauded for pointing out the illegal and unconstitutional behavior of the liberal media. Once we get a true conservative government in power, we need to pass laws to rein in the liberal media and end these kind of illegal activities.


Fairness Doctrine go!

FFranco on Communists:
Communist infiltration of American society goes back a lot further in history than that.
Karl Marx wrote (from Britain) a weekly column for an American newspaper (I think it was the NY Herald Tribune, but I could be wrong), and was a supporter of Abraham Lincoln and the ‘so-called’ Civil War. Makes you think, doesn’t it?


So emancipation was all a Commie plot?

FFranco on Precious Bodily Fluids:
The move to add fluoride to municipal water systems is part of the Communist constpiracy [sic] to weaken our nation so Commies and Islamists can take over America and turn our Nation into an atheistic, Communist, Islamic state.


You decide: Satirist or nutbar?

1 comment:

  1. I vote prank; it's a little too spot-on/deadpan, especially the "virile" part. It really is hard to tell, though...

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