Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Saturday Pix

2 Days early! Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane this morning and won't be posting till Monday.


Obama isn't the only one treated to the "photoshop as random badguy" treatment!


Horrible photoshop skills aside, Romney is ratrher in trouble from Freepers.


Al Franken as fat joker? Well, it's creative...


See all these people are totally alike, cause they're all black! Also Birthers PLUS guilt by photoshop association FTW!



See, big noses! Also tossing in the Muslim bit.



What's that? Waxman's in the Hospital? Well, I'd better post crappy photoshops of him then!


This graph is the ultimate in sample bias. And also the ultimate in boring political cartoons. And what's up with that smiley face?

The End of America! Again!

Quite the week. Even skipping Freepers' predictable reaction to Michael Jackson, it took me this long to get to Cap and Trade passing the house.

Freepers had 2 reactions:

1. Impotent Drama:

ncfool

AMERICA DIED TONIGHT! this is a bad bill.

hedgetrimmer
[Cap and Trade] cedes sovereignty to the United Nations. The whole bill has to be killed and the traitors who brought it to congress must pay.
WTF? The UN?

MinorityRepublican
[Pic of Confederate Flag]
It's time to SECEDE!
Wow, not seeing any iron to your post, MinorityRepublican? You know, dixie and minorities...also, heckuva website you've chosen.

hobbes1 is more proactive:
we need to take to the streets like the iranians.
No. The Iranians get shot...
I am quite the fan of wheresmycheckbarry?

May God have mercy on these politicians’ souls. They have now chosen self interest/absolute power over, not only the good, but the majority of the WANT, of the American people.

And may God guide and protect us as our republic crumbles.
Forgive them Lord for they know not what they do.....

America as Jesus on the cross! Genius!

Lexinom
really does hope America fails.
the America I love is not the America apparently being represented in the executive branch by Supreme Leader His Highness Lord Bamster, in the Legislative branch, or in my local state government. Therefore, I will shed no tears if this foreign, "American Idol" America collapses. Let the people experience real hunger.
2. Impotent threats of Revenge

skeeter
Those 8 worthless pieces of self serving scum need to be taken out, politically.
LOL that "politically" cannot be assumed

freemike is gonna be like a dog with a chew toy for about a week:

Name those freaking Republicans and never let them have a day of peace!!!!!!!!!

NorwegianViking posts an edit of wikipedia:
Frank A. LoBiondo (born May 12, 1946) is a Traitor Who Voted For Cap And TAX!! American Republican Party politician, who has been a member of the United States House of Representatives since 1995
OMG! You sure showed HIM!

Did Hondurus’s ex-President have a birh certificate?

Despite what some commenters have noted, I don't see a lot of inconsistency in Freepers' reactions to the current Honduras Brouhaha - they ALWAYS want Obama to meddle.

I saw not one Freeper argue Obama should never get involved in stuff. Instead, they only argue Zelaya was horrible and should die. That was the argument. Left unsaid is the assumption that America was at it's best in the salad days of the cold war, propping up our chosen while taking down those we did not like.

Cause it worked so well back then.

From what I can see, there was no impeachment. The Honduran Constitution does not call on the military to act as the Supreme Court's private army without legislative approval. And no, though the post-facto approval may be enough.

Maybe a close question, but I editorialize too much. I'll let our resident crazies do the talking for me. 2 threads, because such gems existed in both:

DNME makes the argument all the Freepers are making:

I’m stunned that Zero would loudly and repeatedly state a position that is so very, very far from center. This is amazing!

Millions of Americans stopped cold when they heard the Honduras action had been done under constitutional guidelines. That changed everything. Instead of just another Caribbean coup, this became a legal question and, better yet, a teachable moment for the rising pro-constitution movement in America. This was how a constitution in peril was supposed to work!

But instead we have Hillary and Zero loudly opposed? Joined by Castro, Chavez and Ortega, the Red Stars of South America? Speaking against an action taken under constitutional authority? This is priceless!

Either this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen Zero do, or its the last warning we get before our own constitution is openly opposed.

Hoosier-Daddy makes the dark insinuations of DNME clear:

He’s exposing his hand here folks, for everyone to see. It is very odd that he would do so, unless he feels somewhat invincible. Major Garrett called him on Iran, now he totally ignores the Honduran Constitution and sides with Chavez and Castro. He is telegraphing to everyone that he does not support a country’s constitution (Honduras) and will allow sham elections to be portrayed as legitimate (Iran). He knows we know that we can extrapolate that he might try the same thing here, and he doesn’t care. My guess is he is very close to achieving a goal that will allow him to do so, and thinks we can’t do anything about it.

See, it's clear to EVERYONE that Obama's a fascist now! Thus, he must have some secret fascist plan about to come to fruition! That's the ticket.

SkyPilot has...something...to say:
(What will Obama say after Zelaya is arrested?)

DEATH to Israel!!!!!!

And finally, we have some assassination porn from dfwgator.

This is tremendous, Don, just tremendous. The atmosphere heavy, uncertain, overtones of ugliness. A reminder, in a way, of how it was in March of 1964 at Miami Beach when Clay met Liston for the first time and nobody was certain how it would turn out. The crowd is tense; they’ve been here since ten this morning. And... and I think I see... the door beginning to open. El Presidente may be coming out. The door opens. It’s he... it’s El Presidente waving at the crowd. A shot rings out! He turns... he runs back toward the building, trying to get in. This crowd is going wild. He’s caught in a crossfire of bullets. And down! It’s over! It’s all over for El Presidente!

Holy shit, that's sick stuff.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

What do do about Nixon

Freepers love pointing out how the Democrats were totally racist back in the 1950s, and thus are today. So what do ya do when a Nixon goes and talks about aborting mixed race babies?

rhombus tries logic plus hypocrisy:
Uh huh, fine. So whatever Roberty Byrd believed is the belief of the entire Democratic party (since liberals so much love moral equivalents).
ohhh, it's DEMOCRATS who love moral equivalence:

Pan_Yan has a tagline he'd like to remind you of:
Obama is to Nixon what mass murderer is to jaywalking
"what's that? Nixon sucks? OBAMA IS HORRIBLE!!!" Good argument there, chief.

xzins goes with excommunication:

Nixon was a ultra liberal rino from the Rockefellar Rino Collection (a gift that keeps on giving).

He actually imposed socialistic price controls. He apparently despised Jews, and here he shows his affinity for democrat George Wallace's way of thinking.
Nixon: ultra liberal. I think Jonah Goldberg is listening...

presidio9 goes with the old "shoot the messenger" technique:
I'm merely pointing out, that Hitchens had not prior experience with the man whatsoever. At an early age he had already been programed to loath a man simply because he was a Republican.

Compare that to any Conservative you know, who is genuinely fond of at least a few liberal politicians and commentators.
Freepers fond of a liberal? Name one. No, Zell Miller does not count.

WilliamofCarmichael
just rolls all of the above plus some knee-jerk victimization of Nixon into this ball of crazy:
No matter the sins of Nixon my loathing is greater for Nixon's myriad enemies. Defenders of Hiss, haters of Chambers, haters of the House Committee on un-American Activities, haters of McCarthy, "anti-war" pro-Ho street rabble and "journalists", international federalists, Communists, Marxist-Alinsky street rabble -- the entire left.

Yes the MSM hysteria reached the point where conservatives had to support the removal of a president.

What did Nixon do that no other president had done? Seriously.

Re: racists.

Al Gore senior, William Fulbright, Lyndon Johnson, . . . .

.. and before the 1960s there are lots of hits when you look for Democrat racist history. As for Nixon and his Christian friends virtually "owning" anti-Semitism well I don't think so.

Then he's off to re-fight Vietnam. Cause if we'd stayed another year, there would be no more evil in the world!

Re: Civil War. You lost, get over it!

Freepers are feeling pretty disaffected by Franken's victory at long last. The magic 60 number (though Byrd, Lieberman et al. rob this number of most of its meaning), the long build up and the fact that it's all Franken all combined to some kind of perfect storm of foot stomping frustration. Come for the schadenfreude, stay for the secessionists:

DakotaRed keeps the big picture:

Ahmadinejad and now Franken and all B HO worries about it putting a Marxist back in power in Honduras.

Yes, Obama should invade Minessota!

PhiKapMom is practical with her prayers:

Sen Byrd and Sen Kennedy are both very ill but we need to pray they last a long time so two seats are vacant in the Senate.

I'm not super religious, but I do find myself offended by Freepers' constant use of prayer for such venal crap. Render unto Caesar, etc.

Salvation and dozens of other Freepers make their own narrative:

In my opinion this election was stolen through the auspices of the dims and ACORN. Just my opinion.

Perhaps you are curious about the seccessionism, maybe? Well check out rcrngroup
One step closer to Civil War II....

I hope so. It's the only that will save us now!!! Split the country in two. Give the libtards & perverts one half, and conservatives the other half. I have a feeling that even the libtards wouldn't want to live in their own socialist utopia.
But what's this? A split among the insane!

On one side, wk4bush2004

“When can we start our own country?”

ALASKA, anyone? As a free nation, we could be FREE from Obumma, drill like crazy, sustain ourselves, and not let the USSA have one drop of our oil! Obumma and his socialist thugs can all go to hell!

How’s President Sarah Palin of the Free Republic of Alaska sound?

On the other: Spktyr

If Cap And Tax passes, Texas will leave because C&T will kill the majority of Texas jobs.

Say what you will about crazy liberals. They may call for deaths of Republicans just like Freepers do for prominent Dems, but they rarely advocate an end to the Union.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Bonus Potpurri.

DJ Republica knows from fat and ugly:

[Alaskan Blogger Linda Biegel] is a bitter anklebiter who leeches off the teat of Alaskans. That’s evil.

As a result of leeching off the teat of Alaskans, she has become fat and ugly.

Therefore, her looks are part and parcel of the evil and ugliness that is in her soul. She is the entire package of evil and ugliness.

I will not stop criticizing her ugliness in looks and spirit, because the truth is the truth.

Viking2002 agrees
Why do liberals generally look like diseased rodents? Seriously - the more pissy and vile they are, the more they look like plague-carrying wharf rats. Just another trait they share - both are vermin and unfit to breathe human air.
Turning to Jews, pburgh01 has some analysis:
The Secular Jew as has been described. They take offence quickly to any perceived slur and love to play martyr when it’s convenient . They love their Judaism up till about 5 minutes after the Schindler’s List credits have rolled, then it’s just a hassle.

Secular Jews support leftist candidates for the same reason lots of them in Europe stayed quiet when Hitler rose to power. They thought their silence and acquiescence could buy them favor with people who wanted to kill them.

RIGHT NOW Secular Jews think being for liberal policies will make people like them and prevent persecution. Well after 5700 years how has random periods of pacifism worked out?

The other type are proud Jews like Mark Levin, David Horowitz, etc. unabashed, unafraid and willing to stand up for personal liberty and righteousness .
bustinchops thinks the Jews were [are?] asking for the Holocaust:

By and large, I like Jewish people, but when I reflect on the fact that they voted 78% for ostammer, I sort of understand how they ended up in the ovens.

Really, really stupid move.

But I’ve also concluded that American Jews don’t give a damn about Israel, so there’s no clear explanation.

Cobra Scott has a metaphor for the new Republican party:

Cmon GOP, it isn’t a big tent, it is a big campground with lots of connected little tents, each one with a patriot inside ready to defend themselves and their country.

Miss Behave knows who to blame about the two US journalists being held in South Korea:
I know it's irrational but I can't but blame Algore for this. He is so lustful for money and relevance that it goes back to him and his ambitions of TV success—and as is always in his case, the only way he ever gets ahead is at others’ expense—and in going for shock and fear.
Well, at least she acknowledges it's irrational before launching into unsubstantiated blaming.

rcrngroup is this close to worshiping a graven image of Sarah Palin:
How in the world does God allow a stunningly beautiful, competent, articulate, patriotic, conservative, Christian, pro-American like Sarah Palin to be ripped & raked over the coals & dragged through the mud by idiots like 0boooooomba, Biden & the evil, lamebrain media is beyond me. I don't understand why He chooses to bless & prosper evil doers like 0booooomba & the demoRATs while he allows Sarah Palin & her family to be tormented & afflicted by the insane, deranged lefties. Sarah Palin does not deserve the hatred & vitriol that the deranged leftists are heaping upon Sarah & her beautiful family.

I have two wishes 1) That Sarah Palin is our next president of the U.S. and that 0boooooombashiite gets thrown out on his ass. 2) That the deranged lefties (including Letterman) who torment & revile Sarah Palin will roast for eternity in hell.

Monday potpourri.

I'm traveling so this week is going to be light.

I've got an all Obama potpurri today:

Texas Fossil knows what Obama's really all about:

He speaks of “freedom of speech and assembly” condesendingly toward the Iranians.

And then he attempts to blackmail and suppress the same thing here.

Lying Kenyan Muzzie Commie.


Lazamataz thinks something about Obama, but I can't put my finger on what it is...

(Press milling about) Mister President Fag...Mister President Fag...Mister President Fag...May we ask one more question....Mister President Fag.....

wtc911 has a keen understanding of "urban" culture:
Totus is a thug, he thinks like one. He just called [Brian] williams his bitch. It's a pimp's understanding of power in the relationship.

If he did this on the street or on the yard williams would have to throw down or else walk behind him like a good little ho.
dennisw would also like to point out the significance of our President's skin tone:

0bongo is the stupidest shit we ever had as president. Our first rap star president. Most short sighted too. It is all about looking good like a rap star and bumping up the popularity polls. Which for rappers means selling records and for 0bongo means buying votes

Vaquero piles onto the racism parade:

Screw [Obama]....let him throw out the B Ball at a Thug ball game and leave the great sport of baseball alone....