Freeper Storytime!

annieokie discusses a harrowing experience she had with some Negros and their policeman allies:

Give me a shotgun, lol. I can learn to reload shells.

Actually had to show that shotgun to three black thugs that came to my front door, didn't think anyone was home.

They rang the doorbell, that's when I flipped the light on, stunned they said "Is MO hea".

Giggling inside I ask "Who'd you say".

Them: "Mo, is he hea"...OMG they really said that? YES they did. lol

I raised the shotgun, pointed and told them "You get your black azz off my front porch, or yo mammys gonna clean you up".

Stunned they hesitated, I thought your kidding, you going to try it, come on, idiots.

Then I called the police: they wanted me to describe them. lol.

I said they were black, black clothing.

Officer asked: "What color hair", uh DUH

She asked: "What color eyes"....yes she did....lol

When the officer came, I told him that he better tell his buddies to stay away from my house.

He said "Buddies", yes, your buddies. You know the same ones that broke in here about 6 months ago, you caught them (I learned later), and let them go. (without telling me anything). THEIR BUDDIES/police fences.

So yes, I can use that shotgun. Hubby came home later and saw the gun out. Said I should have held it up and said "Yeah!, meet MO"......rofl

"You get your black azz off my front porch, or yo mammys gonna clean you up". Yeah, she speaks jive.

Secession fever Potpourri

The multitude of secession threads are a tricky business. Freepers's enthusiasm for their latest empowerment fantasy has great potential, but the execution is off. They're either tiresome Civil War 2 wargaming, tiresome legal wrangling over the founders, or tiresome yelling about Lincoln the Tyrant.

Which is why MDaF's suggestion of a potpourri is a good one. Because even in the thinnest of Freeper stews, you can always find the nuggets of crazy!

carlo3b knows these petitions are Serious Business!

Just a note to prove a point.. If it continues, it will be too hard to dismiss out of hand.. This isn't a mere fad, it's a sign of the times, and how much a small thing, like Chick Fil A, turned out overnight.. Check this out..

hinckley buzzard thinks the counter petition to deport all those who signed a secession petition is in no way a joke:

I think anyone who advocates stripping citizenship and exile as a punishment for the lawful exercise of First Amendment rights should be considered a traitor, and shot.

Dead Corpse knows Texas is the real Graveyard of Empires:

Invade Texas militarily? Hows that working for our Military in Afghanistan? You do know that Texas is bigger than Afghanistan... Right? 250k sq/miles vs 268k sq/miles(according to a quick google search).

I'm betting Texas is better armed too.

central_va, of course:

Secession is to the statist thug as the cross is to the vampire. You are showing your fangs. You had better stay out of the light.

ClearCase_guy also loves him some Confederacy:

The South was right about almost everything. I have to say that slavery was a bad institution and I'm glad it is gone -- but there were a lot of political issues under discussion in the pre-civil war era, and the South was right on everything except slavery.

Had I been alive at the time, I would hope that I would have left MA and gone south to fight for the real principles that founded this nation.

ConradofMontferrat has a whole no vocab picked out!

I am no longer a “patriot.” The commie pigs have bastardized the word.

Think of this: I am now a LOYALIST. Loyal to the Constitution that was the root of this miracle known as America.

In the days of revolt from the king, “loyalist” was a term similar to Tory.

Now, I am LOYAL to the Constitution.

I guess that makes me a “Loyalist.”

After being drafted, I Swore An Oath, TO PROTECT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION, AGAINST ALL ENEMIES FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC.

I never renounced that oath. Communists are pigs hell bent on the destruction of the Constitution, and our country.

I guess that makes me an extremist.

So be it.

Bring it on MOFOs!

ROCKLOBSTER has found an even more spiteful and ridiculous cause:

I don’t want states to succeed. I want certain counties ejected from the USA.

The deep-blue ones on the coasts.

MrB mixes up being crazy with taking down liberals:

There’s nothing that stirs up a leftist like the proposal of secession.

It makes them so upset because they know it is THE trump card, putting out of reach a group of people whom they want to subjugate.

They also know it would be the end of them and their ideology, because with a stark choice between collectivism and individual freedom, those who can produce will choose freedom, and the unproductive will choose collectivism, causing their system to not only crashed, but to be exposed as unworkable.

There are no Black in Maine.

Anonymous sniffed this one out.

Lots of black people turned out to vote in Maine. The Republican Party Chairman found this disproportionate turnout suspicious. This is stupid, but one could possibly argue that it isn't racist.

Then Freepers step up.

cripplecreek explains that blacks are an urban people.

There are exceptions but the simple fact is that blacks tend to gravitate to the cities. For that matter, white folks in the cities tend to think far less of me than I do of blacks.

that's it. I've got to spotlight manc soon. And that transvestite Freeper too.

We know the Chicago machines had 4 years of prepping, we know they had Holder and we know the DOJ has some racist lawyers who feel that the white man should be put down.

What grates me to no end and always will is how our side with a public voice or even some freepers who refuse to speak up, refuse to mail or call , refuse to spread the word and just say move on we lost .

We didn;t frigging lose, we lost by them making up votes, we lost by them having a lot of people voting more than once, we lost because they got illegals etc.

I met two students from OH who go to school in FL who boasted about voting in two swing states thus helping obama in those two critical states.

I'm always amused when Freeper do like griswold3 and yell that it's time to fight for reals, without any real discussion of what that means, exactly:

We need to learn to play the game better than they do. It’s time to take off the gloves and go bareknuckle. It’s no use to try to elevate a corrupt opponent to honorable status.

Shockingly, allendale doesn't think Obama's a completely legitimate President:

Obama’s victory will always be tainted. What happened in Philadelphia and other urban districts was a statistical impossibility. Even if the fraud was not enough to change the outcome, (and it is by no means certain it was not) every elected public official who took an oath to uphold and defend should be clamoring for a thorough investigation. Otherwise rational people will conclude that voting is a useless exercise.

ravenwolf goes deep in the Real Americans thing:

No disrespect to freepers but the socialist voting bastards are not fit to be called Americans.

blacks voting is all the proof Neoliberalnot needs for fraud, since the males are mostly criminals:

No doubt voter fraud is rampant. To most of the males, being a criminal is a cool way of life. Look around the world and in cities where affies rule.

"affie." Sounds South African.

MrB:

I read a book with that very premise in it.
Some mods don’t like the name of the book mentioned, though.

And, no, it’s not “the Bell Curve”.

Was the author Clayton Bigsby?

tsowellfan explains it all:

True, Maine does not have many black Americans.

But we have plenty of Somalis. In fact they have told me that the reason why so many Somalis have moved from Georgia and Ohio to live is because they “hate black Americans”

The real “racists” are the blacks the republican is talking about. They told me they do not like black Americans. Personally. They HATE Jews too.

So they're legit voters, but also the real racists.

stephenjohnbanker wonders why the Democrats always laugh:

No wonder the democoms laugh at us - they get away with sh*t this with impunity.

When you back down from a bully every time, there’s a REASON he’ll think you’re a p*ssy every time he sees you.

That’s the GOP to me right now. P*ssified RINOs afraid of their own shadows. Afraid to call this guy and his worthless commie party exactly what they are.”

Yep

Yes, liberals laugh because you aren't paranoid enough! That's the ticket!

A Whiter shade of GOP

Some of the GOP are making overtures towards Latinos, in the hopes of not losing in a landslide shortly. Part of that is looking towards some kind of immigration reform.

Freepers make sure be as loud and nativist as possible, as though to sabotage any attempt to address Latinos in any mature way.

Gaffer knows only illegals watch Spanish language TV:

There’s a reason why DirectV, Comcast, Dish and half of the AM radio stations are broadcasting in Spanish now, and it isn’t because of naturalized and natural born hispanics already here..

Post5203 is ready for French Revolution II!

Our rulers are about to shove it up our butts once again. It is long past time to storm the Bastille.

Term limits would have saved the republic.

Jim Robinson weighs in.

So much for Rubio.

Oh, this'll be hilarious come 2015.

no-to-illegals sees the secret message:

What is taking place (imho) is an invitation for a complete and full invasion force to come. The applause from our enemies is deafening. How fast can a nation commit suicide? One for the History books. Am doubting the History will be written though. The victors write the History and then rewrite it.

"The victors write the History and then rewrite it." Stupid obsessive victors.

Carry me back mixes up political relevance with gold.

They’ve all sold their souls for the 30 pieces of silver or gold. They couldn’t care less about America. Sad, but obviously true.

TomGuy seems to think illegals here now don't have jobs:

Once the amnesty is available, they will be coming in droves -- more free stuff, free benefits, free healthcare, free education, FREE OBAMAPHONES!!!!! Only in America ...

There has been a recent trend of some illegals going home, however. Mexico's unemployment rate is about 5% whereas ours is about 10% (realistic, not BLS BS). Of course, Mexico has been exporting laborers northward for decades.

The situation may, however, get worse when Obamacare kicks in. Off-the-books illegals could helps hide some of the workers from the IRS Obamacare enforcers; thus, causing a massive increase in the number of illegals. Those on-the-books could find their employment reduced from full time to part time. ETC.

MinuteGal knows that Mexicans, unlike previous immigrants, will all get on welfare.

Let me work this out in my mind.......

There's few new jobs now for millions of those legal citizens who paid into the system all their working lives.

Now dump tens of millions of aliens into the system as citizens, probably up to 30 million.

Then digest the fact that a preponderance of these aliens will be able to legally bring in extended family into the country to live with them. Then do the multiplication.

These alien millions who will find no jobs obviously believe they and their families will be supported by the legal resident millions who can't find jobs either and who are already on unemployment or welfare.

So now everybody and their tios are on unemployment or welfare.

Therefore, within a few short years we will have the vast and perfect United Welfare States of Amerika, ruled by a dapper, well-spoken Father to the Nation and his unelected czars (which we have already, by the way).

Okay, now I get the program.

Freepers were xenophobes before they were for low taxes. (May not be true - just go with it.) I expect this to be one of the first fault lines in the coming epic GOP meltdown.

Post reelection birthing

Woulda missed this FreeperFan - nice catch once again!

After being marginalized as the election ramped up, birthers have turned from tilting at windmills to counterfactually speculating at how they totally woulda taken down Obama if only the entire GOP was as crazy as they are!

Ya gotta admit, such an angry fantasy is a good fit.

DiogenesLamp started the thread:

Yeah, pursuing a Birther strategy would have worked out great. He wouldn’t have been removed, and we’d have lost about ten million more votes.

Yes, a Strong Second place is so much better than a weak Second place. But who knows? Maybe he COULD HAVE BEEN KICKED OFF THE FREAKIN BALLOT!!!!!

Seems legit, especially the neglecting of the House races. More on him later.

SvenMagnussen has all the facts:

Obama naturalized as a U.S. Citizen in 1983, but that’s irrelevant. ObamaCare is the Law of the Land. And this election was all about Immigration Reform.

Threat level: Midnight.

kabumpo knows the problem is the enemy defining birthers as nutty:

It became “snarky nutsiness” only because we allowed the enemy to define the situation. I agree, and have always agreed with the premise that Zero is a fraud and that fraud should be exposed.

chris37 is a birther fatalist:

I am apparently apt to buy into such things. I do not believe he is eligible for one second.

But two things dawned on me. One is the judicial branch is utterly corrupt, and secondly I do not want the corrupt judiciary to have the power or precedent to remove a president that we elected, not that I voted for Obama but generally speaking, because any elected republican president from that point on will be in jeopardy of being removed by a judge for whatever reason.

Also there is no chance whatsoever that the republicans in congress would impeach the first black president and even less chance that the U.S sewer, er senate, would convict him.

It was always up to us, the american citizens, to guard our own freedom, and we failed in that duty.

chrisnj blames the GOP's sanity for everything!

Had they all, at the very beginning, UNITED to raise hell on his constitutional ineligibility and/or his fraudulent digital image of bc, more Americans would have been educated on this issue, more pressure, more distraction and much more discredit would have been piled on the usurper and the lamestream meida.
Remember almost 2 millions showed up at the first DC rally, all but at short notice from the Tea Party leaders. That shows how much rallying power they have. Had that rally been about the usurper’s constitutional ineligibility, we would have a good start and would have been able to build on that.

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Don’t cry foul! You should have known that the election will be stolen again!
What do you expect from a fraud who forges his bc, hides all his bona fide, shows no respect for anybody and anything, is a lawless anti-American who gets away with murder?
You think he will tell his criminals to play nice?

zzeeman hates the "normalcy bias" that keeps people from being insane:

There are an awful lot of FReepers who are afflicted with normalcy bias - the belief that we can get things back to normal through previously accepted and conforming methods.

In the past few years I have seen that the Normalcy Bias is a force much more powerful than I ever imagined that it was! It impacts so many people in profoundly deep ways. Aside from the overall lowered intelligence and utter distraction of a vast amount of the populace, the Normalcy Bias causes a great deal of the rest of society (those that could be accurately described as reasonably well-informed and gifted with a fair amount of common sense and intelligence) to simply not “see” what is going on around them. I believe that it operates mainly on a sub- or semi-conscious level, but is powerful enough to remain active at the conscious level (especially if it is not persistently probed and challenged).

treetopsandroofs's comment is AMAZING:

Up until a few weeks ago, I liked to remind antibirthers that Al Capone was owed a HUGE apology because we ruined his health and life over TAX EVASION when we had absolutely no evidence of murder and racketeering.

We went after Capone with everything we had.

I tolerated antibirther “freepers” because we needed all types to defeat Hussein.

Now I’m not so sure the obnoxious anti-birthers aren’t leftist Hussein Head freaks.

1. Totally blind to any political cost.
2. accusations of all who disagree as being secret liberals. Eastbound knows you don't need the law for something this righteous and logical:

With a usurper, it would be as if he was never elected. No consumation. As though he snuck into the White House and pretended he was president when no one was looking. Something a delusional child would do. Doesn't deserve the blessings of Liberty or the operation of the Constitution. Just collar the guy after the nearest judge declared an anulment, making sure they didn't steal the silverware on the way out.

There's got to be a first. I see no problem. It would be a logical conclusion, therefor righteous.

Jeff Winston takes the whole birther thing down hard!

Here's the elephant in the room: For a general public forum, FR is about as willing to listen to birthers as it gets.

If at least half of us believe you're loons, you frankly don't have a chance of accomplishing anything other than making conservatives look bad.

As driftless2 already noted, we're lucky the birther arguments weren't a big issue in this election. If they had been, we would've gotten even fewer votes, and what little chance we ever had of maybe getting to 270 would've been just about zero.

All of which aside... do you really think that promoting birther claims HERE is going to have the slightest effect on Obama? Even if they were true?

If you really believe all that Birther Stuff (henceforth abbreviated as "BS") then why not take your concerns to our Republican leaders in Congress and to the courts?

Oh, wait... I remember now. Birthers have taken their BS to our Republican leaders in Congress and to the courts. Again and again.

In the first case, it looks like there's hardly anyone in Congress who gives any real credence to the "forgery" arguments. And legally, our Congresscritters asked the nonpartisan Congressional Research Service for advice, and they went and researched the issue and wrote a long paper that said no, you don't have to have citizen parents to be a natural born citizen, as long as you're born in the USA.

As far as the courts go, birthers have brought how many law suits now? 100? 150? I lost track a long time ago. Exactly how many of those have birthers won?

As I recall there was even a lawsuit where the judge let Orly Taitz and her super snazzy team of experts present all of their evidence that Obama's birth certificate is supposedly a forgery, and that he's ineligible even if it isn't. And Obama's lawyer didn't even bother to show up and defend against what they said.

So the judge sat and listened to it all for 3 or 4 hours, and then said "Well, none of this is convincing enough to take the matter any further," and dismissed the case.

When your prosecution team can't win the case even with nobody making a defense, that ought to be a clue: you don't have a case.

Not that any of us expect you to figure out anything so subtle as that. Keep fighting on. Surely Obama will be thrown out of office. Any day now.

DiogenesLamp replies (excerpted for length):

Argumentum ad populum. If you're smart enough to know what that means, then your wrong, if not, then that also proves my point.

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I don't care about Obama anymore, that ship has sailed. What I care about is rubbing your faces in the fact that your interference seriously bolloxed something that might have worked, and certainly couldn't have turned out worse than what we have now. Had we gotten a single state to demand to see an official original birth certificate from Hawaii, we would have called his bluff. You guys voted with your mouth to fold em without calling to see his hand.

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"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

Birtherism - as not-crazy as the Confederacy!

Does Obama Doom America?

Freepers wonder exactly how apocalyptic to make their crazy. Turns out, they're still at 11.

FlingWingFlyer Either hates votes that don't go his way, or has fully embraced the fraud thesis:

2012 was an “election” only a fascist dictator would love. Saddam Hussein would have been proud!

Da Coyote is looking forwards to some carnage!

We will be much stronger after the renewal forced upon us by CW-II.

hal ogen seems to be advocating for Freeper suicide bombers:

nobama, his minions and his brain-addled supporters doom America...UNLESS we sacrifice much for freedom. I believe there are many who are willing to do so. Time will tell.

Eye of Unk is out!...any day now.

I am taking a four year vacation, I would stick around and fight but nobody is fighting and I just don’t see myself being a miniscule ineffective martyr.

Just checked out my air fair from Hawaii to Australia, its gone down a lot lately, may buy my tickets any day now.

My job is just going belly up, no work available, its time to sell some assets before they get confiscated.

America is toast, nobody is organized, not even the Tea Party.

Buckeye McFrog knows Obama is too dumb to completely doom America:

Our one saving grace is that this man is a sham, a shell, a fraud, an utter incompetent. He is not even a competent Socialist. As things spiral out of control his own party and government may be forced to come to grips with this fact and remove him.

Aevery_Freeman recalls Obama hates whitey:

Mostly he hates WHITE America (remember the cracker tax - tanning booths).

CincyRichieRich doesn't get too far on his list of things libs hate:

We really need to stop assuming those libs we talk to want Obama to destroy America...they don’t want that; they like America but not in the same way we do. They hate:

* Christians
* Jews, except those Jews who are sellouts, libs, and like Soros, Hollywood, etc.

The list goes on.

fatrat feels doom starts with generals having affairs:

If Obama is going to be King, he must destroy the will of our military to resist and he is doing this as we speak. Look at the 4 Generals and 1 Admiral that he is slapping around right now and tell me that his purpose is not to get the rest of the military to pledge their allegiance to him instead of their country.

The lighter side of aggravated assault

The grim tantrum continues!

A Romney-supporting wife pins her Romney-supporting husband to a light pole with her car because he didn't bother to vote. Clearly, other issues are involved.

The husband has critical injuries. Freepers are in stitches:

Responsibility2nd forgives:

Not Guilty. Completely Justifiable.

Perdogg concentrates on what's important:

I hope she gets to vote in 2014 and 2016.

This makes LibLieSlayer super happy:

My warm fuzzy for the day!!!!!!!!!

molson209 blames women for Obama:

soon the here will be a lot of husbands coming home telling their wives they just got fired and Oh thanks for voting for Obama

I hope hometoroost is making a dark joke.

And to think I woke up this morning thinking I was no longer proud to be an American. There is hope.

Navy Patriot, though, seems serious:

Few people, especially women, understand how dangerous an Obama voter is.

So...run them all over?