Wednesday, November 14, 2012

The lighter side of aggravated assault

The grim tantrum continues!

A Romney-supporting wife pins her Romney-supporting husband to a light pole with her car because he didn't bother to vote. Clearly, other issues are involved.

The husband has critical injuries. Freepers are in stitches:

Responsibility2nd forgives:
Not Guilty. Completely Justifiable.
Perdogg concentrates on what's important:
I hope she gets to vote in 2014 and 2016.
This makes LibLieSlayer super happy:
My warm fuzzy for the day!!!!!!!!!
molson209 blames women for Obama:
soon the here will be a lot of husbands coming home telling their wives they just got fired and Oh thanks for voting for Obama
I hope hometoroost is making a dark joke.
And to think I woke up this morning thinking I was no longer proud to be an American. There is hope.
Navy Patriot, though, seems serious:
Few people, especially women, understand how dangerous an Obama voter is.
So...run them all over?

12 comments:

  1. The hilarious thing is that Romney won the state that the husband and wife lived in, so it didn't make any difference that the husband didn't vote.

    hahaha

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  2. Here are a couple off the beaten path from all the stuff in the news lately:

    Sonia Sotomayor goes on Sesame Street to tell a puppet that aspiring to be a princess isn't realistic. So clearly she ruined little girls' dreams across the world. Lots of lesbian bashing, Sesame Street rage, Elmo is a homo, Barack appointed her so she's not a real justice etc.
    http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2958953/posts

    Sean Hannity changes his mind on immigration and amnesty, therefore Freepers never liked him. Here are two threads on it. http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2957564/posts

    http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2958306/posts

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  3. Colbert covered the Sotomayor/Sesame street thing on his show last night. He hilariously pointed out that there have only been 4 female Supreme Court Justices and 8 American women who have married a Prince or King.

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  4. Vegetative man tells doctors he's not in pain (they use some fMRI method that isn't explained and is probably quackery).... Oh sweet Polish Jesus is this good. Right out of the gate with this:
    "This shows that there is part of us that exists beyond physical consciousness. Have we stumbled upon the human soul?"

    and

    "Yes and everyone will after this article gets more attention. That woman was much more animated than this patient. Murder! Murder!"

    I mean almost all of these posts are gold.

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    1. I hate this sort of "medical miracle" bullshit. Grifters posing as professionals harm patients and public credibility of the profession for a quick buck and their own 15 minutes of notoriety.

      As an additional observation, you never linked the thread.

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    2. Oh yeah, probably need that:
      http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2959262/posts

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  5. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2959375/posts

    The above post is fun. What does a freeper do when the free market fails him? Run crying to the Government, of course!

    "I live on the south shore of long Island & have extensive damage from storm. I finally got power back yesterday. I have been in touch with my insurance co. for the last 15 days and all I've got was one lie after another. They still have not even assigned an adjuster for my claim and no inspector....does anyone know any agency I can call to report this or what my legal action are?....."

    "Most states have a Dept of Insurance Complaints division. The first thing I would do is place a call to your Dept. of Insurance in your state. Then fill out the form they give you and get it back to them ASAP. At the same time, contact the insurance company and let them know you are filing a consumer complaint.

    New York State Insurance Department
    1-800-358-9260

    http://www.dfs.ny.gov/consumer/fileacomplaint.htm"



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  6. does anyone know any agency I can call to report this or what my legal action are?....."

    You deserve to lose everything because you made bad personal decisions, the most serious of which was CHOOSING to live in the multi-culti atheo-socialist dystopia of New York. Quit looking for free stuff, you moocher! Just be glad that when God decided to plunge his Mighty Sword into the geographic heart of Liberal Evil, he was merciful enough to spare your lazy ass.

    In other words: Work harder and quit bellyachin', ya goddamn parasite!

    /snark

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  7. See what the Freeper's take on the seccesion madness going about is. I mean, we can already guess but should be prime crazy.

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  8. DEATH ROCKS IRELAND ABORTION LAWS [Pro-infanticide crowd goes nuclear]
    http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2959754/posts

    "As usual it’s the immigrants causing problems. Doesn’t sound like their name is exactly a traditional Irish name. They didn’t even bother adding an 'O' to it."
    by conservatarian
    http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2959754/posts?page=4#4

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  9. Maine's Republican Chairman Accuses Blacks of Voter Fraud
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2959844/posts


    Here's the original news article. LOL.

    Maine Republican chairman questions black voters
    Charlie Webster causes a stir with claims that hundreds of unknown black people cast ballots in rural Maine towns.
    http://www.pressherald.com/politics/Maine-Republican-chairman-questions-black-voters-.html

    "When Carrigan pressed Webster on where it happened, Webster provided no specifics or proof of his claims, but said the party would investigate further."

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