Monday, November 23, 2009

Monday potpourri.

Anti-Palin conspiracy theories abound this week:

Indy Pendance

We’re all in our minds plotting ways to avoid anything governmental this admin passes. I have a friend who’s trying to figure out how to be dead, and live as an illegal. They’ll have more rights than citizens. Think about that. People are devising ways to not be citizens.

Marty62

DOES IT BOTHER ANYONE THAT OBAMA IS GETTING SECRET MESSAGES FROM THE SCUM ISLAMOFASCIST THAT ARE KILLING OUR YOUNG SOLDIERS.
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OBAMA IS WORKING WITH THE ENEMY.

AUJenn found victimization subtext in Oprah's softball interview with Sarah Palin:

Oprah seemed very monotone and disinterested. Considering how I’ve seen her hooting and hollering and hugging guests on her show in the past, she was very “bland” today. She did not seem warm towards Sarah at all.

marron has a plan:

AG Holder needs to be removed from office.

I’m looking to see who will be the one to stand up in congress and demand it. Senator Wilson, can we count on you?

I think you should use your tea-party powers to get Wilson to stand up for America once again! This can only end well!

UCFRoadWarrior knows who is behind the Republicans who don't like Palin:

George Soros must have been on the phone...calling the McCain staffers...go trash Palin again

Anyone who has Wallace, Steve Schmidt, and the other McCain Soros-bots on their future campaigns will be sure losers

YHAOS on Commies everywhere:
"It is a lot harder now that about the only place that communists are left in the world is Cuba and the faculties of certain ivy league establishments."

Are you serious?

Ever hear of an idiot named Hugo? What do you think Environmentalists are? ACORN? Have you heard of the ChiComs? The EU? The UN? PETA? North Korea? The Great Zer0 and his entourage? Virtually every college campus in North America and Europe?

Oh! I almost forgot the majority of the Congress of the United States.

Good Lord, Man!
And now this word from head Freeper Jim Robinson

FR is a pro-God, pro-life, pro-family, pro-gun, pro-America, pro-liberty site. We will not be supporting Rudy the Planned Parenthood, NARAL liberal RINO. Not now, not ever!

Good luck running for governor without your base, Rudy!

magslinger has an interesting twist on the "I'm not part of any organized party - I'm a Democrat."
It's not really surprising. Have you ever seen a group of conservatives working together? Put twelve in a room for the purpose of stuffing envelopes and they will quickly start doing it thirteen different ways until someone takes charge and organizes the whole thing. Kind of funny, really.

This is strange stuff to the Sheepocrats, who will just sit there until told what to do.
...which is why we have health care passed right now.

whatisthetruth on Cheney's lesbian daughter:
Cheney is for same-sex marriage, he needs to take a good look in the mirror and figure out what happened in his marriage to cause his daughter to become a lesbo.

There's nothing admiral in encouraging your daughter to live a life of perversion and to corrupt innocents in that process.
If only Cheney weren't so damn kinky...

sonic109 has totally given up:

I say stopping this health care bill is the last chance.

If this passes ( and it will), move ,,I’m serious. I won’t live in a country of punks , cowards and morons anyway .

You have a f*cking COMMUNIST in the White House folks and your blathering about Sarah in 2012will save us and we’ll vote them out in NOV 2010 .
What a damn joke.
By 2012 you wont have a say in what happens anymore, especially when 20 million of the unwashed masses will be full citizens over night, just in time to re elect any Marxist douche bag giving them free health care and free everything else.

3 comments:

  1. The only thing wrong in Dick Cheney's marriage is that someone wanted to marry a reptilian cyborg in the first place. Mary Cheney being apparently human is a miracle. Whatisthetruth clearly doesn't know the truth either. I said REPTILIAN CYBORG, Truthy!

    But Marty62 knows what the truth is, because the capital letters in his head tell him. You know you can always trust someone who posts in allcaps.

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  2. in an alternative universe where the soviet union was never enemies with the usa or the soviet union ever existed, freepers would be the world's biggest supporters of communism.
    Think about it, it's an ideology that states that your country is always right, if you disagree with the leader you are the enemy of the people, it is anti-elitist and most of all, it calls for revolution !

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  3. Well, Anonymous, it does depend who the leader is. Communism likes our kind of leader, but the wrong sort (your basic Czar) needs to be revolutioned the fuck out of the place.

    The again, Freepers don't think Obama's the leader, do they? It's somewhere between Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin. Probably Sarah, since they'd actually dare criticise Glenn and Rush. Sarah would make a fine tyrant.

    I think what I'm saying is that you're right, yes.

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