Uncle Slayton - Free Republic's own Humpty Dumpty

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less."

Another 'special' Freeper I'm shocked I missed. He takes Humpty Dumpty a step further and applies it to reality as well as words. This guy's self-delusion is incredible.

He's the only Freeper to fall for an obviously doctored video of Obama, supposedly acting drunk.

Outrageous.
The video is almost two years old and MSM has been hiding the video all this time.

On Hoodies:

I think you may be underestimating the Power and the Fear of the Hoodie.

Having an odd definition of 'traces.'

Traces of marijuana could mean anything from several ounces to a couple hundred pounds. We just don’t know and the MSM is not helping.

On how Chelsea Clinton chose to be Clinton' daughter.

Sorry Chelsea, but you and Sandra Fluke both chose to be in the public spotlight and therefore are fair game for Rush Limbaugh to discuss and call sluts or dogs or whatever he wishes.

On putting abortion doctors on Wanted Posters, as compared to the New Black Panthers' attention-whoring:

The Wanted Posters published by the Pro Life Activists were intended to Protect Life of the Unborn, while the Wanted Posters published by Black Panther Terrorists were intended to cause harm or death to Capt. Zimmerman.

Of course he's a birther:

Good work!
Finally, someone has indisputable proof that Obama was in fact born in Kenya.

His theories about gas prices:

In August of 2008 gas was at $4.00 a gallon and then Sarah Palin demanded that we Drill Here Drill Now, and gas prices immediately dropped to $1.95 a gallon.

His idea to use racism in defense of Zimmerman:

“Black teenagers shoot black teenagers all the time.”
And Captain Zimmmeman knew that fact when he was apprehending Travon and if charged can use that as a defense.

Obama has many, many wars:

Gov. Haley is a victim of not only a partisan witch hunt or Obama, but a victim of the Obama War on women, Christians and people of Indian backgrounds.

His own views on women:

Repeal the 19th.

On how Treyvon's twitter posts deserve the death penalty:

Joe ignores the fact that Trayvon’s Thug Twitter posting had direct causation as to why Trayvon was out so late at night and likely give us insight as to why Trayvon was out that late wearing a hoodie.
Neighborhood Watch Captain Zimmerman was able to quickly identify Trayvon’s motives and acted to protect his body and property from a thug who Zimmerman determined was up to no good.

It's always "Captain Zimmerman" too. Weird.

His response to White Supremacists breaking into Trayvon's twitter account and changing the password to 'niggerniggernigger.'

Sorry, Trayvon Martin is dead and does not have privacy rights to to Internet accounts.

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