Wednesday, May 2, 2012

NOT FUNNY!

Obama joked that the difference between a hockey mom and a bulldog is that a bulldog is delicious. Freepers treat the joke like they treat all humor - by wringing our any partisan benefit they can and then moving on:

 libertarian27 shows us what a real joke looks like:
The joke did fall flat - the dude’s a fag - of course he’s never partaken a hockey mom - duh!
Obama's non a citizen, he's a Muslim, he's not black. I guess those got tired, so Obama being secretly gay is the new hotness?

hummingbird agrees Obama can't tell a joke:
He has no ear for comedy/delivery and it shows time after time. He thinks he is clever, witty and bright. But, guess what ass**le...”you're not.”
mamelukesabre's analaysis also comes up with the joke being bad:
Obama needs a new joke writer. That was not good, not good at all. You just do not joke about eating dogs like that when you have in fact eaten a dog before. Creepy.
21twelve analyzes the joke, thus killing it's humor:
Palin’s quote was in the context of her being a hockey mom, taking the kid’s to practice in the wee hours of the morning, driving to far-away games, and being a devoted fan, etc. It went something like “What is the difference between a hockey mom and a Pit Bull? ...Lipstick!” Good quote coming from her. Obama’s version was stupid. As was his (or was it Biden’s?) comment during the election that went something like “Just because you put lipstick on a pig - it’s still a pig”. Yep - Palin is still living in his head. Rent free.
mamelukesabre follows up by noting that any laughter in the room doesn't count:
I’m not convinced. People are ticked off about the crappy economy. The room he was in was hand picked. Of course those nit wits will suck up to the commie bastard.
onedoug knows Africans are all cannibals , so...
White House Denies That Obama Feasted on Human Flesh soetoro is such a pathological liar that if he denies something it has a very high likelihood of being true.
smoothsailing shows that this is totally true:
No doubt about it... Barack Obama’s grandfather ate Polish missionary...
The link is to a joke, but Freepers will probably run with this. Intolerant in NJ knows abortion rage can leach the humor out of any situation!
Obama wanted to allow babies mistakenly born alive during abortions to simply die - not that far removed in depravity as far as I'm concerned....
yarddog agrees - the joke was kind of about abortion:
Yes depravity. That is the word I was trying to think of a few minutes ago. I can’t think of a more appropriate word to describe Obama and also Sebelius however you spell her name. I still almost get a gag reflex when I remember her inviting Tiller the infant killer and his whole staff to the Governors mansion for steak and lobster.
seowulf makes with the Obama is gay bit again:
I can't believe he's ever eaten a hockey mom; a goalie or a power forward, maybe.

2 comments:

  1. RWNJs can never admit when a Democrat is funny. If they did, they would be forced to think that Democrats aren't all bad and we just can't have that, can we?

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  2. Intoleranin NJ's comment leads me to believe that freepers don't understand how abortions work at all, which would admittedly not be surprising.

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