Monday Potpourri pt. I

BenLurkin has a cunning plan:

Dear GOP — do NOT have debates

DO NOT have debates.

Yet again, a Jacquerie explains why all Muslims must be killed:

This is war.

Islam long ago declared war on the US.

Every mosque is an enemy camp.

Every muzzie is an enemy soldier.

wally_bert still hates Bill Clinton:

He’s looking more and more like an old man .... or should I say a dirty old man.

He can’t die soon enough for me.

lonestar67 gins up some hypocrisy by comparing attitudes liberals had decades ago with paranoia conservatives have now:

When US troops deploy outside our borders, they are baby killers, kill women and children, massacre civilians on and on.

When US troops detain or hold order outside our borders they engage in torture and inhumane cruelty to pretty much all they encounter.

But when the Fed government orders a deployment of special forces to Texas, then there is absolutely no reason to suspect anything.

It highlights how the only true evil the Left believes in is the American conservative.

re: Iran' nukes, VerySadAmerican is right, he's been saying "any day now" for decades:

Bibi just keeps giving plenty of warning.

Everything's easy in Yardstick's simple world:

Can we not just carpet bomb these a-holes already?

I want to see the world agree that it’s time to vaporize ISIS.

hehe, Flavious_Maximus hates the Pope:

The Vatican wanted a leftist Marxist priest. They got their wish but they also got themselves a heretic. One has to wonder if this is what they secretly wanted as well.

He is the worst Pope ever.

A baby shower sign in a poor neighborhood sets Gaffer off on a racist rant:

Yesterday morning I went to mail a letter. My route through my small town passes directly by one of the three public housing complexes here still left over from LBJ’s Great Society debacle.

As I passed by, I saw a placard posted on a telephone pole at the entrance that said “Katy’s Baby Shower” with an arrow pointing inward to the project.

The thing about these projects is you don’t see any of them occupied by husbands and wifes. Only baby mammas. To be sure, there’s often some baby daddy living there, but he ain’t got rang on that finger, nor she.

So Katy is gonna drop another one at the only hospital here. We citizens are gonna pick up the tab, and Katy gonna requalify for WICS, SNAP, more EITC because of the dependent (new baby), more housing (free) and all that other stuff for another 5 years or so.

Katy don’t want no inconvenience, though. She’s having a baby shower!

mojito heard Obama say something I did not hear:

It's cop-hunting season.

Our president said it was ok.

Because Baltimore.

And Ferguson.

And white Hispanics.

don-o is pissed FOX interviewed a negro:

Fox interviewing a hood rat. Setting the narrative. Shameful.

pfflier has the best simile ever:

And the race baiters will propose that black suspects should get a pass rather than be subject to standard police procedures. Its the new ghetto sharia law.

Dr. Thorne on black people problems:

“Hands up; don’t shoot; I can’t breathe; I have a broken neck; I don’t know who my father is; I’ve never held a job; Wanna buy some weed?”

shalom aleichem is keeping his old nemesis, even if no one else cares:

Rove has openly said that “they” (The GOPe) will weed out the conservatives from the debates.

Bring it on Turdblossom!

TexasRepublic only trusts blacks wearing suits:

That minority, the black vandals, have soured inter-racial relations for the rest of us for at least two generations.

I was nearly mugged by a black man two days ago in broad daylight on a public street in the Houston medical center. Perhaps he had been whipped up by all the hostility bubbling up in other places.

The point is, I cannot really trust any young black stranger on the street unless he looks pretty damned respectable (like wearing a suit and tie, and yes, that is called profiling). Now, that’s a shame. I didn’t start the troubles, but that is the consequence of it. Some of my dearest friends are black, but they are not riff-raff.

AEMILIUS PAULUS already has a Spotlight, otherwise this paranoid bigotry would get him one:

The left continues to consolidate its power. Soon our judiciary will be composed solely of Third World creatures and sodomites. We are in the midst of a Revolution wherein those people who organized and governed our nation from the beginning to 2008 are being over thrown and replaced with those who do not even belong to our society.

Rodamala makes racist jokes:

I tend to keep the two races distinct... One “Indian” smells like curry powder. The other “Indian” is a drunken bloodthirsty savage that scalps the men and rapes the women.

Bigg Red knows the cure for the failures of abstinence only education is more abstinence only education:

The high school has three days of sex education in the fall semester for students, with the curriculum including abstinence.

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Perhaps they need a curriculum that emphasizes abstinence and is taught to them by their parents. Suspect the tramps in the school have not gotten too much instruction from their parents in how to behave like a lady.

NorthMountain does not know history:

The Mexican Revolution, the French Revolution, the Russian Revolution, Chinese Revolution, the Khmer Rouge, the Viet Cong all displayed the same leftist view of Christianity.

Impy turns scattered anecdotal idiocy into a universal evil:

This pig ***ker Adam Swift is actually a Brit. Philosophy professor. It’s not an exaggeration to say that leftist academics are enemies of the human race.

roadcat makes things up to yell about when the USS Enterprise is decommissioned:

I'm surprised that Obama didn't sell her to the Chinese to save the bucks. (That's his mindset.)

george76 is sure holidays are a conspiracy:

Karl Marx was born May 5th.

This Cinco thing is not a Mexican holiday. Rather a celebration of Karl Marx.

BTW: the lefties also celebrate Mass Murderer Lenin’s birthday with the same clever game. Nothing about the earth.

txhurl totally hears Texans talking about killing Muslims:

Men all over Texas are talking about Garland at the gas pumps. I hear them. There are plans cooking to neutralize threats and I personally recommend everybody get the drum-mag for their A/Rs, that’s what the jizlamos brought, as a class protected by MenSeekingMen and zero.