Nuke Somalia

The pirate problem has suddenly become a big dick waving contest, where the dick is Freepers' imaginary super-navies:

stboz starts strong:

Stop the bullshit. Nuke the pirates.

I'm sorry (a little) for any innocents who die. God doesn't seem to have a dog in this fight, so.....blow their asses away.

Fichori tries to make a funny:

The WH has to much historical and sentimental value to just waste it like that.

1. Obama did not make the pirates do this.
2. Therefore, nuking Obama would not solve this problem.
3. Also, you are joking about killing the President. WTF?

farmer18th may have a boner:

That [Nuking Somalia] is not bad strategy, but I think it would be better, still, and more surgical, to outfit NRA/GOA cruises in the area, allowing an entrepreneur to insure and outfit a Carnival Cruise lines, where we could take our sons on training missions in the Somali waters. Night watches. Automatic weapons. Harpoons, Washing our feet with the blood of the wicked.

I am 100% serious by the way.

myaccount2009 has an even better idea:

We need to send in an entire fleet and show these pirates who’s boss

Mad_Tom_Rackham goes kind of sci-fi:

In my opinion, these ships should be fitted with massive flame throwers. They'll get the necessary attitude adjustment.

If only we used out super-navies with the nucular flame-lasers to kill everyone not American, the USA would be safe, and super-mega cool!