Obama acted unilaterally in making the decision to go to war with Somalia.

Sunday, there was some pirate shooting by Navy SEALS. Killing your enemies with guns is what is best in life to a Freeper. But what happens when something good happens on Obama's watch? Rationalizationpalooza! Freeper ideological contortionists outdo themselves in this one. Bonus points galore!

Miss Behave wants everyone to know that Obama had nothing to do with anything good. EVER.

And Obamination CanNOT take credit for ANY of this operation due to the sailors now letting the WORLD know that they were "under attack for a WEEK!"Obama was doing NOTHING for a WEEK LONGER than anyone even KNEW!

Bonus points for capitalizing the "not" and the initial letter in CanNOT.

Neoliberalnot tries the dubious tactic that wingnuts have been obsessing over nothing for the past week and a half:

Don’t be taken in by the obama left-wing media shills. This was a fairly minor incident — a group of community pirates, who could have hailed from Chicago, held one man hostage. Don’t get me wrong, I am very glad he survived and the criminals were dealt with, but this is little more than a daily gang incident in many of our biggest cities.

Our great leader was once an organizer of these specimens. The media, of which he controls much of the nightly news shills, have blown this way beyond the recognition it deserves in an effort to make BO look presidential— as if it were equivalent to 911. This is all about taking political advantage in order to secure power over the serfs.

Bonus points for slipping in Chicago thieves in there.

Typical_Whitey knows his liberal strawmen:

1. Obama acted unilaterally in making the decision to go to war with Somalia.

2. He directed the military to Murder Somali citizens who were negotiating in good faith for the release of their captive U.S. Merchant Captain.

3. He has made America less safe because now all of the Somali Pirates are saying they will kill Americans on sight.

4. He did not follow the path of the Europeans who have successfully negotiated (Talked to the enemy)the release of other hijacked ships and crews.

5. He has a captured Somali citizen who is being detained against our Constitution and is most likely being severely interrogated because of course Obama doesn’t torture to get information.

I guess the only real question I have is what other then skin color is the difference between Barrack Hussein Obama and George W. Bush on this issue?

Bonus points for unexpectedly playing the race card.

FTL sees some wagging of a dog here:

So has this story been beat to death yet?

Interesting how Zero gives the go ahead as a story is breaking in the UK about Obama’s brother George accused of “sex crimes”. Clinton did basically the same thing - multiple times.

I hadn't heard one of Obama's like 12 half-siblings was in trouble. THAT MEANS IT'S WORKING!