Spotlight Friday: max americana

max americana

He of the "fired liberals in our company after the election, & laughed while they cried (true story)" tagline, this Freeper is full of stories. Originally from Canada, he lives in Hollywood. What does he do? "Don’t ask me where I am in the hierarchy of things (and to avoid the trolls) but let’s just say it was not a coincidence that Iron Man was green-lit and that’s all I can say."

Also, " I am right in the middle of working in the industry choc-full of fudgepackers and liberals and only by the grace of God that I have not strangled everyone of these POS a-hole libtards. I can also thank Hellywood for 2 of my precious cars: a 1967 Corvette Stingray and a Dodge Viper souped up to 500 HP. Yup, I’m not even 30..and how many Freepers say they worked on Iron Man 1 and 2?"

Young, and has an unbelievable life. As in literally unbelievable.

Also unbelievable is what he claims to be his philosophy: "I am the most right-wing Freeper in the role call. I advocate landmines at the border to deter border jumpers, open revolution as we CANNOT EFFING CO-EXIST with libtards, and the separation of the red states from the blue. I champion the nuking of terrorist nations like Egypt and Iran, the public beat-down of every liberal journalist in the country, and openly hiring only conservatives at every company. But if you are a woman, you’ve gotta be hot too."

I suspect this guy may be exercising more than a bit of a storyteller's license.

Sometimes he fires them, sometimes he just watches as Stanford scientists get fired:

OMG.....wonder if we could get money to study what it feels like to be a LIBERAL IDIOT!

Don’t bother because I felt good when I was in the room when we fired their sorry asses. Oh, you mean them? Who gives a sh&t.

His fratmate has done some serious Freeper research:

One of my fratmates is a history prof at a known SEC school. He researched that every occupied and socialist country throughout history had snitches that ratted out their own citizens.

Also racist:

There WILL be riots. Like I stated before, throw the crowd basketballs and it will be peaceful.

Blacks are like cats and yarn when it comes to basketballs!

Not to drop names...

They’ll still get their asses kicked by Japan and other nations. When I was at Top Gun a year ago (location scouting for a film), they had Japanese pilots, around 10 of them, being introduced to the instructor and he had a translator. The next room had fighter pilots from Singapore.

His neighbors won't stop being for political things!

That’s a typical Prius driver here in Hollywood. There’s a fudgepacker neighbor I have whom I don’t talk to and right after the SC decision, he-she took out the equal sticker and replaced it with Hillary stickers. Typical.

He's totally witnessed welfare queens everywhere:

One of my best buds works for Worksource and across his office is another state-sponsored office which provides FREE service to pay for your electricity if you are at the “poverty level”. When I pick him up for lunch, there’s sometimes a fist fight or a commotion going on on that side of the floor. Then I noticed the peeps lining up and it’s 95% Holder’s peeps. Your story might hold true with the many freebie crap this gubmint’ provides to the low IQ voters.

The inside story in the latest Superman story:

It’s known in interviews that DC, even the liberals there, balked at the thought that Superman would kill Zod. They emphatically said no. The death scene was Goyer’s idea and had to ask both DC and Nolan for their input before it was OK’d.

He likes Bush, if only to spite liberals:

I know a lot here despise W after the immigration stuff, but I hate liberals more than Dubya and anything that makes their heads explode and make them suffer, makes me happy.

Turning his storytelling skills to Chris Christie:

“President Obama called me in the summer of 2010, asking me if I had an altar of his face in his house. I replied “yes” and have pledged my allegiance to him on that night by stripping naked and kneeling before his picture every night because of my deep hatred for Republicans.”

His plan for when Northern Colorado secedes:

Then make the state have a constitution that states that you CANNOT be a liberal or Dem in order to be a resident of the state. Make it as rightwing as possible as this is old news: the reason why they are seceding is because they stated the liberals in the major cities have usurped their voices.