Monday potpourri

Jim Robinson blames cartoonish liberals for Freepers habit of believing cartoonish satires of liberals.

it is hard to tell the difference between what leftists really do and satire.

Just about everything they say about religion, science, morality, the constitution or any political issue whatsoever would be considered satire if they had not already turned the world upside down and inside out.

Speaking of difficult to discern satire, re_nortex was in rare form this week.

Not only is Sarah Palin sharp as a tack but her inner radiance shines through, so we have the most beautiful politician in memory. One of our most stalwart FReepers, of the Jewish faith, explained to me that Mrs. Palin is "an Earth Born Angel. A Mashiach...", thus concisely explaining why she is the Esther for our time. Along with Senator Ted Cruz, we're fortunate to have two very viable, youthful Conservatives ready, willing and able to lead America out of hussein's darkness.

More Palin logic from re_nortex:

Be it "1400 Pennsylvania Ave." or "57 states", nobody doing the mocking actually believes Palin doesn't know the real address, or Obama the true number of U.S. states. Just stop it.

IBTZ!

Governor Palin chooses her words carefully and it's self-evident that her use of 1400 rather than 1600 was 100% intentional to illustrate that hussein and his henchmen are illegally squatting in the White House. It was very well played by Mrs. Palin and has, per her plans, driven the leftist lamestream media into a frustrated frenzy.

As for given cover to hussien, the criminal who stole two elections, there is never any defense for the muzzie marxist sodomite of Kenyan birth. Trained in mooselimb schools, he doesn't know the number of states since he's simply not an American. The boss, whom I've pinged out of FR etiquette, has repeatedly stated that "obama is an idiot". I believe what Patriot Jim Robinson says...not you since you're giving cover to the traitor. Period.

And its posts like this why I've chosen to believe that re_nortex isn't real.

A pedophile and Ebola carrier? OMG!

True. And, not one bit of a surprise, he's a holderite:

Thomas Eric Duncan, Ebola spreader

Well done hussein, very well done. Your plan is working. /s

Alas, he's replying to a post at least as crazy.

Dallas59 is pretty sure fearful destruction is the way to fight Ebola:

The block needs to be knocked down.

soycd thinks this is the time to wish Africans would fuck off and die:

Aid groups and officials in West Africa have complained about what they called the slow pace of the U.S. and the international community’s response to the epidemic.

FOAD you mulim enabling, uneducating, bat eating morons.

BunnySlippers makes a connection:

Ironic, isn’t it. We have an African president and now have been beset with a super killer African disease.

And now I've realized why Rush and co. have been 24-7 Ebola coverage. Nearly missed to dog whistle.

Popman is what passes for a Freeper moderate these days:

Some of the comments make us look like a bunch of deranged people...

I’d be clear...I don’t trust a soul who calls themselves a muslim...does that mean I automatically assume everyone lays around at light caressing their blades hoping to strike the infidel neck... ?

I do understand at some point every muslim can be infected with sudden Jihad syndrome...

If we hate an individual muslim based on what some other retard
Is doing thousands of miles away....what do you expect them to do....

"Never trust a Muslim, but don't hate them, guys!"

Freepers like CaptainK preview Freepers' coming transition from genocidal racism to petty sexism.

The most effective form of birth control is to have a face and body like Lena Dunham.

No doubt super attractive baddog 219, also on Dunham.

Good Lord what a pig!

POWERSBOOTHEFAN is picky about who saves her life:

I don’t want a faggot’s blood flowing in my bloodstream!

Le Chien Rouge lists 10 things Freepers believe. I count 2 that could be arguably true.

Liberal wonk also wants folks to ignore:

1) Barrack Obama foreign policy is a disaster
2) Cuba’s universal healthcare for Cubans is a wreck
3) The world is NOT warming
4) The Affordable healthcare Act is a wealth transfer
5) Michael Brown was a thug
6) ‘Real World’ Black on white Crime rates are sky high
7) Illegal aliens are bringing toxic diseases at an alarming rate
8) The ‘real world’ ‘War on Women’ is led by Islam
9) Keynesian Economics has failed!! Miserably
10) So-called ‘Earnings Gap’ is very prevalent in Democrat voters

#8 (though a fallacious comparison), and #10

Uh oh. tomkat caught a glimpse of a picture of Obama on the CDC website:

Just had a peek at CDC's Ebola Twitter page .. what utter kneepad-wearing bullshit, complete with front/center pic of that mulatto marxist muzz maggot infesting OUR White House

It has all the look of a dezinformatsiya campaign to put the AIDS whitewash to shame.

elcid1970 has a theory of a caffeine-jihad connection.

Muzzies drink lots of coffee because alcohol is forbidden them (in the ME, coffee is known as “Arab wine”).

Ever notice when there’s an ME or Paki riot of thousands of Muslim males (with never a female in sight), just how jacked up & frenzied they appear? It’s not just Islamic fanaticism, it’s gallons of caffeine blowing a collective gasket.

Never been in a Starbucks, never will be. A cup of plain ol’ joe gets my day started, thank you.

Sacajaweau has some kinda Ebola vaccine conspiracy theory going:

They had two vials. The company had been given millions previously. The female scientist involved was at the Whitehouse at some point.....long before this ebola thing made the news. I’ll go back and see if I can find a rather surprising article which included Obama.

Patton@Bastogne is super brave:

It's as clear as the Noonday Sun over Mecca that Obama indeed wants ISIS to succeed ...

Under normal circumstances such actions would be considered (even by Bill Maher) as "treason".


Treason.
Treason.
Treason.
Treason.
Treason.


A very ugly word that "no one" dares speak.

See, when people like Enterprise say something so easily and quickly proven wrong, it becomes clear how little truth matters on Freep these days.

"Will the United States abandon Baghdad in the next hour, embassy and military personal?"

Count on it. No act of abandonment or cowardice is too shameful for Democrats.

"See how much I hate Obama? I'll believe anything, I hate him so much!"

Enterprise is also wishing for a huge disaster on Obama's watch.

I will ask a question that I dread to ask. What happens if we wake up and see 1,600 heads of American military people on the ground, and then we learn that there were 100,000 or MORE ISIS fighters, and that Obama deliberately put out a smaller number!

Yosemitest knows Ebola would not dare enter America were Romney President.

"Ebola’s arrival in U.S. was inevitable, experts say"

No it wasn't!

Only with an ILLEGAL ALIEN IN CHIEF, a MUSLIM TERRORIST IN CHIEF, defiling the White House with every decision he makes, could this happen.
DAMN HIM TO HELL !

Dear Heavenly Father, remember Psalms 7:10-17" and apply it to this VERY VILE deceiver, Barack Hussein Obama, II .
He dug this pit, so let him fall backwards into his own trap that he himself has directed to be made.

Man, I can't get enough of those imprecatory prayers.