Friday, October 10, 2014

Spotlight Friday: GodAndCountryFirst



Another Poe Candidate.

I've thought about keeping such people out of my spotlight, but 1) such genius cannot languish in obscurity, and 2) during Freepathons, zots are quite rare.


His copious outlandish conspiracies are suspicious, but his calls for theocracy aren't really out of mainstream Freep these days. Who is to say? The point is, he's a lot of fun.

Theocracy now!
This is a Christian nation, founded upon the firm foundation Holy Bible and the Biblical worldview. We need to teach the Bible because of that. We need to use it explicitly to retain the Christian nature of our society and to Christianize youth. The First Amendment does not forbid any of that.
Crosses...crosses everywhere!
The time will come soon when the CHRISTIAN forces of our CHRISTIAN republic will be called to do battle with the enemy in the East. We will win only if we go to war IN THE NAME OF JESUS. The sign of the cross must be a prominent part of the way we fight that war — put it on the rifles, the tanks, the planes, the artillery pieces. Let them know that we understand this is a holy war.

When the time comes to do that, we won’t want atheists on the battlefield complaining about it and calling their lawyers on cell phones!
No crossapalooza? Obama's a Muslim!
If we had a proudly and openly CHRISTIAN president who was willing to attack in the name of God’s holy word, we would prevail. So, if Obama fails to do that, then we will have proof positive that he is a Muslim usurper who cannot act in the name of God and rally the nation on that basis.
Birtherism taken to quite an even more impractical level:
We need Congress to pass a law to review all of these Medal of Honor recipients for possible re-issue after Obama resigns this spring (during Operation American Spring)and everything he signed as an illegitimate president is declared null and void.
Young earth creationism, of course.
There are no “fossil fuels.” The Earth has not been here long enough for oil, coal and natural gas to have been created the way the enviro-nut scientists say they were.

All of the fuels in the ground were there at the creation or have been replenished since then because they are constantly being created deep in the Earth. Some people say they are created through natural processes we don’t understand. I believe those processes are supernatural. But what is absolutely clear, based on the science, is that those fuels were not created from “dead dinosaurs” or from anything else that lived and died millions of yeats ago,
I didn't even know you could add more crazy to young earth creationism!
Climate change is a HOAX. It was invented in the former Soviet Union as a means for spreading communism and discrediting capitalism. Al Gore brought the idea to America after joining the Communist Party USA back in the early 90s.

Fact is, fossil fuels are not “fossils.” They are created deep in the Earth in a process science does not understand. There is plenty of evidence that it’s a supernatural process. But I am open to the idea that it might be explainable someday.

But the undeniable truth is that coal, oil and natural gas are parts of the world as designed by God. The Almighty puts it there so that we can use it. If we reject that gift, we reject the plan God has for us.
His minister is an economist:
My minister (who keeps me up on such things) says the unemployment rate would be in double digits except for two things: Millions have given up looking for work and OZero has more than doubled the federal workforce since he came in.
The Second Amendment is very clear:
Every “gun law” ever passed is unconstitutional. The Second Amendment specifically forbids the passage of gun statutes.
Women, obey your man:
The proper answer to this is that it is not a topic to be discussed in public. The father is the Biblical, God-appointed head of the household. In that domain, the father is answerable ONLY to God. No person has a right to interfere or inquire.

Women who feel the father goes to far can and do leave. But they must be sure that the threat to then merits the consequences for stepping out of the authority of the husband. Women are required by God to submit to their husbands and so breaking that covenant should never be done lightly. It should be rare and done only in extreme circumstances. The 50% divorce rate of today is a sign that women have been taught by feminism to rebel against God.

Regardless of what happens, all details should be kept within the family, save the participation of trusted clergyman who is right with God.
Schools teaching Hemingway is oppression:
It’s fine with me if adults choose to read the writings of degenerates. But don’t teach it in schools and keep it out of public libraries. It’s bad enough that I am forced (with the threat of state violence) to pay for the education of other people’s kids and reading habits. But don’t make me subsidize un-Christian propaganda. This is a Christian nation. If we have to buy books for others to read, those should be books written by Christians. Otherwise, I am not only being robbed, but religiously oppressed as well.
Real Math:
Sometimes I swear they take the number of jobs LOST in a given month and just make it into a positive number. There is no way there has been even one month of job growth under this communist regime — let alone 55 or whatever they are claiming to be the case.

Also, I thought the tax increase last year was just for “rich people.” Since Obama came in, my income taxes have more than doubled and I an FAR from rich!
That 2012 ACORN:
Obama “won” in 2012 almost entirely due to the votes of illegals and fraudsters who voted multiple times, thanks to ACORN.
All that voter fraud means impeaching Obama is secretly popular:
Truth be told, the vast majority of real Americans would welcome impeachment. The problem in 2014 will be the same as it was in 2012 - massive voter fraud on a wide scale. As with 2012, it will be obvious, but it will be ignored by the media.

In a fair election, Romney would have won in a landslide. Dean Chambers was 100% right. Romney is a socialist, but he is not a hard-core communist. That’s why the media could not allow him to win.
Is the Poe mask slipping?
He is lawless. No president has issued as many “executive orders” as Ozero has. And no president has ever used them to do more than just manage the minutia of the Executive Branch. That’s why we hardly ever hear of them before this “pResidency.”
"I'm arresting you for gay marrying!"
— In liberal states that want to go along with this nonsense, county sheriffs in patriotic areas can and should continue enforcing bans on gay marriage. County sheriffs are our last line of defense when even the states are corrupted by communists.

— Citizens can and should also be prepared to take direct, nonviolent action to enforce existing gay marriage bans — notwithstanding the actions of the courts to “strike down” those bans. Local ordinances should be passed reinforcing state laws. In some cases, citizens’ arrests might be a useful tool — in places where Constitutional sheriffs are available to take custody of those arrested.
OK, now this is getting really crazy:
With all the attention paid to Bergdahl, nobody noticed that the D-Day vets recently photographed with Obama have something in common. I hear the “something” is pro-Soviet activity in the 1950s.I have not been able to verify. But I don’t doubt that it’s possible.
Mass transit destroys communities:
Mass transit DESTROYS communities. But then, that’s kind of the point if ALL liberal action. I’ll never take a government train or bus.
Those compulsory sex laws are rough.
Contraceptives — those things that prevent conception — are barrier methods (like condoms) and good old-fashioned abstinence. The latter has been made practically illegal in LiberalLand.
Upon hearing about some banker's suicide:
Why is Obama killing off bankers?
The GOP candidate went to jail for voluntary manslaughter and assault with intent to rape? No problem!
The media is crucifying this guy for his past - before he found Jesus. But the slings and arrows will only make him stronger. We need MORE candidates like him - unashamedly Christian and gun-loving. And that is why the LIBERAL media FEARS him so much!

9 comments:

  1. "If it doesn't confirm our crazy conspiracy theories, they've been whitewashed!"

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  2. I don't think Poe.
    I think a miserable guy (like many other freepers) who wants the world to be miserable with him.

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  3. Those ‘people’ are complete jackasses. Sarah Palin ALWAYS WINS.

    20 posted on 10/9/2014, 11:40:18 PM by onyx


    Except, you know, when she runs for vice president.

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  4. re_nortex is getting carried away.
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3213432/posts?page=3#3

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  5. The places where her fan club's minds go, as in your above quote, truly make me lol. I could never think of anything as yucky as they think of.

    We all know that if any of the Obamas ever got into any sort of physical altercation, there'd be more than 500 posts each using the term "chimpout." But the Palins -- they're just spirited is all.

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  6. The whole thing with the "Thrilla in Wasilla!" ...

    1) Yes, I know it was in Anchorage but "Thrilla in Anchorage!" doesn't rhyme.

    2) Sometimes beers get imbibed and fists get thrown, really no big deal, and particularly with Todd and Track, no blame for them.

    3) However, with Bristol and Willow, looks like those two girls are headed for even more trouble in their futures. Especially for Bristol, she's getting a little too old for the whole drunk bitch starting fights thing.

    Time for Sarah and Todd to put the liquor cabinet under lock and key.

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  7. This is really nothing. Remember when the whole of freep wanted bombing, acid and arson attacks against the restaurant that refused drinks to the Bush daughers because they were underage? The name, adress and private data including medical of the unfortunate restaurant boss were floating around for months after.

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  8. Wow. This level of crazy is legendary! This might be my new favorite Freeper!!! Sorry Mr. Diogenes.

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  9. I like this post by woweeitsme:

    "Though I firmly believe in a Bible teaching class, you have to realize that this will open up a can of worms. You will then open the door to other religious texts to be studied as well."

    Can't let the children learn about heathen religions!

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