Donald Trump sucks

Donald Trump goes against the current Right Wing Oil Narrative. With all the excitement they've built up, this aggression will not stand!

ripley really hates capitalism, all of the sudden:

a few bucks makes one a genius.

Yeah! Market Meritocracy my ass! Frikken rich people, always being liberal. If only all their filthy lucre could be used for a proper cause.

Which is where areukiddingme1 comes in:

Hey Donald, I suggest using some of your money to post a reward to anyone that can prove Soros is responsible for [oil prices]...you have a hell of lot more money than any of us...I bet if you offered a 5M dollar reward to anyone that prove credibly that Soros was behind this — I bet you would have your answers is less than 30 days.

Soros! Wow, that guy is everywhere!

Carry_Okie discoveres that the oil barons kinda suck alluva sudden:

I would not be surprised to learn that the oil companies are the ones who lobbied congress to prevent oil drilling.

It wasn't the companies themselves, it was the socialist brats of the families who built them using tax-exempt charitable foundations to fund environmental groups.

Remember: don't blame the companies, blame the CEOs! That's some awesome cognitive dissonance. Poor Enron never had a chance - it was it's Board of Directors that screwed it over!

kinghorse steps up to fulfil the requirement that every story have a hit against Obama:

At least he’s saying it. We are being brought to heel by adversaries within supposedly friendly oil producing governments. Look, there is no way, no how, muslims cannot feel even more pride and optimism seeing how close a man named Hussein is to taking the top western position of power. This is a crazy, crazy time in history.

Okay, so Trump talks about oil. Muslims have a bunch of oil. And Obama is totally a Muslim cause he has an Arabic name.

It's creative, I'll give it that.

Obama's hip

I am again swept up by Free Republic's recent "All Obama hate, all the time" policy.

So Obama visited an MD about his hip? Let the tired, crazy memes posing as witticism begin!

SolidWood whips out the Hitler:

Too much goose-stepping in Berlin?

indylindy goes in for the buttsex. Joke! Buttsex joke:

He must have had a secret meeting with Larry Sinclair in the limo after
returning.

A little anatomy lesson for indylindy,

Hips Do Not Equal Assholes.

That is all.

visualops hits us with some originality:

More likely his gym addiction is creating some problems.

Wow. Serious business. Do we want a Gym Addict as president? What if the 3am call comes and Obama's busy blasting his lats?

tiredoflaundry jumps on, but in a cool "hip" way:

How ironic!! B Hussein & his minions keep pushing how young Barry is with the B Ball “ops”, and now we see The Young one going to the hospital because he is “sore”. LOL!

Word! Looks like Obama's "ops" are mad whack, yo!

Kirkwood knows the problem with health care prices: too much preventative care!

This is why healthcare is so expensive. BO has a little pain in his butt, so he runs off to some advanced healthcare clinic to get several thousand dollars with of testing. Yeesh!

TornadoAlley3 knows the story behind the story:

Obambi is trying to be like Tiger Woods, see look at me, I am so tough, I walked all over for a week with a sore hip and never complained.

Makes sense, since all them black folk look alike to guilty white voters.

Unitarians are barely human.

So some guy shoots up a Unitarian Universalist church. Lots of Freepers are horrified, but there are some...

reg45 does some Unitarian outreach, as he best understands what the religion is all about:

It was probably a mini-rally for The Obamassiah and they were singing "The sun
will come out tomorrow ....". Otherwise, a musical about a poor orphan (Annie)
who is befriended by a rich capitalist (Daddy Warbucks), doesn't really fit the
UU agenda. Now maybe, if there were a lesbian relationship between Annie and
Mommy Warbucks or Annie got pregnant and had to get raise money for an abortion,
that would be truly a part of the UU world view.

Classy.

LightBeam makes it classier by reminding us the dead are all going to burn in Hell:

An early report I saw indicated that the man who died may have been
shielding the children.

Just shielding someone from attack doesn't gain you entrance into the
Kingdom of Heaven.

I hope the people in this "church" will use this wake-up-call as a way to
get closer to the Lord Jesus Christ and reject their secular humanism.

Stupid child shielder! Only Protestant child sheilders deserve heaven, and LightBeam is gonna make sure everyone knows it!

DoughtyOne has gotta bring in some gun control, but wishing those Unitarians were packing heat:

concealed carry

This is what it’s all about folks. Any guy entering a church brandishing a shotgun should be dead meat before he can raise it and fire.

We hear talk about how terrible it would be to return to the wild west days. I
doubt too many people were walking into churches in those days gunning down
people for the sport of it.

Okay, I'm gonna need a list for this one:

1. Unitarians with guns? Not sure if you know their beliefs there...
2. "Dead meat before he can raise it and fire" I can only guess DoughtyOne always has his gun up and ready, just in case. I hope all the stress of always scanning for gunmen doesn't make him develop a twitch.
3. I'm shocked this is the first time I've heard a Freeper be nostalgic for the wild west.

And FTL will wrap it up with his prescient analysis of the bigger picture:

2004. San Francisco. Two Christian Missionaries, a young hetro Christian couple about to be married - shot on the beach in their sleep for their Christian beliefs by Left Wing Terrorists. Repeat loudly and often.

Those were where the first shots of the next civil war were fired, and Waco, and Ruby Ridge, etc. Liberal fascists have a long history of targeting those who aren’t
“one of them”.

Wow. 2 dead 2004, and now 2 deadin 2008. Slowest. Civil War. Ever.

Saturday Pix

Some Freepers actually had to ask if this was photoshoped, due to it's intense amount of confirming their craziness.

Boy, isn't he just dreamy? And they say the Dems have such a cult of personality over Obama!

Expect this meme to get a lot more play. When in doubt, blame the messenger!

If only we hadn't heard about the wiretapping, America would be a whole lot happier!

Obama in Europe? Seeming Presidential? Lets add Winnie the Pooh.

Presto! No more dignity! Yay internet!

Oh, the IRONY!

Okay, this is HILARIOUS!

Obama had a cool moment when he hit a 3 point Basketball shot? Hell, no! He must do nothing cool or good! It must be fake!

John W has his suspicions, having seen quite a few balls in his day:

I commented here when he was in Indiana and did the basketball routine that to
this Hoosier he didn’t look like someone who had spent much time at all with a
basketball in his hands.

Okay, that's pretty ignorant...but this is Free Republic, the lineup is deep, we can do better:



jonrick46 totally believes this one guy who heard it was fake, and knows who else liked political theatre: HITLER

The same tactics the Nazis fascists used to promote Hitler are being used to promote Obama. In Leni Riefenstahl's Triumph of the Will, Hitler is portrayed as a new-born god. What we are witnessing is the rise of fascism in America. I hope we are ready for it.

Nazi fascists are worse than your normal, run-of-the-mill fascists.



piytar also has a prediction:

Gee, the MSM is pimping for the Obamanation and lying to the American public, making the messiah (lower case intentional) out to be a super-stud? I’m shocked, just SHOCKED, I tell you.

Waiting for the “wow, he has a large ‘package’ shot” ala Clinton in the 1992 campaign.

In other news, the sun will rise tomorrow.

Ahhh, the Clenis. Cause Bush NEVER had any crotch shots.





Which brings us to:

usmcobra links this. It's from the Onion. So, hilariously, THIS is the fake pic.

cajungirl :

I love that pic,,he is a man, a real man.

And then, a bit later:

PS, about the Bush pic.

Obama isn’t capable of carrying Pres Bush’s jock strap let alone his briefcase.

Hmmm, maybe it's not the Liberals with the penis obsession...

But the adulation keeps coming:

Hot Tabasco:

I remember that!

One can only speculation about usmcobra's motivations in linking the pic. Did he know it was fake? Maybe it was meeting a fake with a fake. Whatever it was, it went completely off the rails.

HILARIOUS!

UK: Doctors to be banned from dishing out antibiotics for sore throats & colds

Freepers react to public sentiment being against them by distorting reality around him more and more.

Witness health care. As demand to adopt a more universal system grows, Freepers see Europe's universal health policies as being more and more disastrous.

Looking at the UK's new policy not to hand out antibiotics as Chiclets, its a wonder Englishmen aren't all dead by now!

G Larry sees the deadly side of sore throats:

Socialized medicine means DYING IN LINE!

The concept makes liberals feel good, because everybody has an insurance card.The fact that nobody is able to receive medical care, is of no consequence to them.

Wow, liberals like universal care because they love cards? Who knew? I would also like to point out that this is in response to an article about Britan's policies re: cold treatments! Not a lot of Dying in Line potential there, chief.

G Larry again:

Cheap, antiquated, treatment is allowed.
Effective, new treatment is not.

Antibiotics are new and efective on colds now? Well, to be fair mayby G Larry is like a hundred years old, and remembering when consumption was the scourge of the land.

mysterio shows us how close to home this problem is:

A lot of kids will die if they stop treating bacterial throat infections and secondary bacterial infections from viral upper respiratory tract infections.

This is the trend in the US as well. My local doctor's office recently put up a sign in every waiting room explaining to the average patient that they don't need antibiotics. The sad part is that many do and they aren't getting them.

And yes, I studied a great deal of micro in grad school.

mysterio studied micro, and knows how much the average patient needs antibiotics.

Diogenesis's prediction of UK's future isn't crazy at all:

Coming: Only Moslems will be tested for beta-strep.

Only Moslems in UK will get medical care.

The dhimmis ... will get what they deserve

Okay, I lied. There was a whole bucket o crazy in that post.

The Antichrist Revealed!

When Freepers learn Oprah's radio station has a show that puts forth a new-agey show called "A Course In Miracles" they know just what conclusions to jump to:

I thought it was Obama, but Rightly Biased says:

[S]he is Antichrist.
Oprah believes she is god.
Not the God but a god

Okaaay, is it crazy metaphysics or Groundhog Day?

Always Right has his thumb on the pulse of housewives everywhere:

I think Oprah is jumping the shark.

Yup! I'm sure this XM radio show is the nail in her coffin!

mkjessup, with the tag line: (Jesus said it, I believe it, and that settles it.) weighs in with some holly roller action:

Oprah has been possessed and infested by the doctrine of devils.

That Old Rugged Cross she dismisses so impudently is where my Saviour died and shed His Blood for me. I'll be clinging to that Cross long after Oprah Winfrey has heard the Words "depart from Me ye accursed, into the fire prepared for the Devil and his angels!"

Whether she likes it or not, Oprah is going to one day bow down on her knees and confess with her mouth that "JESUS CHRIST IS LORD" and no number of free cars or bags of goodies will get her in the Kingdom of Heaven.

That's an awesome story! I love how she's totally brought low in the end. Foolish Oprah, putting a hippy-dippy show on your radio station! Now you BURN!

wizr's anti-irony treatments seem to have worked:

Instead of reading it, and opening their hearts to it, some people just
interpret it from afar to meet their needs.

My Bible says you cannot serve God AND money. (Matthew 6:24)

THAT appears to be Oprah’s problem, IMHO.

houeto's crazy will play us out:

Makes one wonder, could this be paving the way for Obamassiah worship?