Monday potpourri.

Bumper crop this week. Hard to pick the best, but here are my top 10:

10. There is a beautiful circularity to myknowledge's post:

Muzzies can break promises, because when you ask a promise to a Muzzie, there is no guarantee that he / she would abide by it.

9. True Republican Patriot continues to post in his inimitable, caps-laden hyperbolic style:

Bush was terrified to PARDON a TOTALLY INNOCENT AMERICAN PATRIOT FOUND ALLEGEDLY GUILTY ON A TOTALLY TRUMPED UP, FALSE, and ILLEGAL CHARGE that was totally a political hack job against Scooter Libby and this scumbag, Richardson skates FREE with his Mob of Thugs just like the BLACK PANTHER’S VOTER ASSAULTS IN FILTHYDELPHIA!.. MY GOD! ALAS!
OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM turned into a Banana Republic’s i seven short months.............

Remember, kids, always capitalize Mob of Thugs.

8. Morgana sees all, she knows all. That's how she knows:

Ted did not get away with murder....I know he was haunted by her ghost...that is why he drank so much all his life.

Morgana's reality sounds pretty exciting.

7. indylindy has some real rage about the President's eating habits:

Michelle hands out tainted lettuce from her toxic garden as she tells the little folks they have to all eat healthy.

Meanwhile, in the last couple of weeks, she, her kids, and that Dumbozo POTUS, stuff their gullets once again with with hamburgers, fries, and milkshakes.

This makes me sick. Gawd, I hope we aren’t treated to ‘chelle in a swimsuit.

NOT HAMBURGERS!

6. WVKayaker seems to think Obamah as supernatural powers, or something:

Hmmmm. Obama in Hawaii. Grandma dead.

Obama in Martha's Vineyard. Kennedy dies.

Grandma helped him get elected, so maybe Teddy can get him the final blow to our grandkids. It's getting closer...

Is "it" the men in the white suits?

5. Constitutional Patriot has a broad brush:

All the Democrats are traitors...which is why (since the glory days of Jane Fonda) the left has been working to take the teeth out of the anti-sedition laws, etc. They are openly traitors to the USA and they label their treasonous acts as “patriotism” — Orwellian to say the least. They are fortunate to have a painfully dumbed-down electorate thanks to generations of public education, which allows these maggots to do what they are doing.

4. RummyChick's analysis of the President's lips is pretty crazy:

One characteristic which cannot be attributed to his black Kenyan “father” or his white American “mother” is the color of his lips. BHO carries a trait unique to those born in southeast Asia, certain parts of the Middle East and northern Africa and is only visible in color photos and videos. Obama’s lips have a purple hue common to those born in the Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia and in some Arab countries. It is a feature not found in black Africans, nor in African-Americans, yet BHO has it (Recall that the “Obama” name is also of Indonesian origin).

3. Renkluaf naked totalitarianism propells him into 3rd place:

After we retake the White House, Senate & House, we revoke their license to broadcast. F'um!

2. BlueLancer's fantasy of some 1984-like present:

RESISTOR

Swear allegiance to the flag, whatever flag they offer;
Never hint at what you really feel.
Teach the children quietly for, someday, sons and daughters
Will rise up and fight while we stood still.

Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmändø (EMØØK)

Drumroll please....the winnah is:

1. andy58-in-nh with his whopper:

Patriots do not require teleprompters.

Saturday Pix

OMG! Ted Kennedy was in a secret love tryst with Eugene Levey in Moscow!

Read North Korean news, and then tell me ABC is an arm of the state.

Obama looks so badass here.

The number of ways this makes no sense boggles the mind.

Aw, Hell no!

Yeah, Obama as Thomas Jefferson is really a dis!

Someone loves 300 too much.

That is a cute blue dog.

ACORN is after me regarding the census

Freepers have decided that with Obama in power, al government action is Evil. This includes the census:

DogBarkTree is a big man:

Im chomping at the bit to get in this fight and my very large mean dog wants to be turned loose out the back door when an ACORN activist at my front door.

bgill knows the truw agenda. They're going to rob you!

what time to we go to work

It's helpful to know when no one is home. They stole the election and now they're down to citizen's homes.

Do a good deed today. Send the remaining 26 pages to Cuba as toilet paper.

July4 calls out the ACLU. Also, the census is a rape:

If the ACLU doesn’t protest this blatant domestic spying in the form of a census questionnaire, the ACLU will have lost the last shred of credibility.

I’m waiting for my Senators and Representatives to finish their rounds of golf, or whatever they do in Washington, and notice that we’re about to be raped.

rape?

AFPhys is all about the civil disobedience:

Do NOT fill it in.

Challenge them to fine you!

We need them to do that... and EVERYONE should refuse.

You will have plenty of lawyer assistance.

RJS1950 is pretty sure Hitler had a census

they are the forerunners of BO’s Brownshirts.

RWGinger

seriously it is up to us individually to do what we can to stop obama.

One hapless census taker at a time!

The Children

Obama's going to address children across America on the first day of school. His speech is purportedly going to be about how education is important, your life is your own blah blah blah. You know, the crap grown-ups love to tell you right up through your graduation from Grad school at 30.

But, it's Obama. Where others see platitudes, Freepers see - well, they see nothing. They are blinded by hate:

Benjamin Harrison starts the thread out with some interesting assumptions.

I am a school teacher---school shall remain nameless---I am a little put off that I am going to have to drag my students to be propagandized to about good citizenship by this man. I feel bad...I should welcome the chance for students to hear their president---but all he does is campaign and distort---I'm sure it is just another way to suck our kids in...I wanted to warn all of you in those states listed on the email

RushIsMyTeddyBear assumes a conspiracy, and then laments it:

Thanks for the ‘heads up’. First the census, today, NOW THIS? I’m about to the point of where you need to check me with a fork to see if I’m ‘done’.

NOT THE CENSUS! (more on that tomorrow)

matginzac sees volumes in a speech to children:

This is “Dear Leader” speaking to the young masses, giving them guidance and assurance that he, THE ONE, knows what’s best for them and will take care of them...ALL HAIL OBAMA!

Time to secede......

pollywog has her priorities straight:

hmmmmmmm I will be checking in with OUR school. IF THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN....my grandson will and daughter WILL be OUT OF SCHOOL on that day!

Cloverfarm

I’m afraid I’ll have to remind my kids to chill. If they get it started there might be a chorus of boo’s and catcalls and then we get to talk to Ms. Assistant Princiapl, a big-city transplant who doesn’t “get” the culture out here.

I guess the culture out there is blind hate of whomever their parents tell them to hate. There's a word for that...

Speaking of bigotry, nmh lets something slip:

Thank God it’s on the 8th.

Our school doesn’t open till the 9th.

It’s a private school ... but that doesn’t mean we are immune to this CRAP. I kept my daughter home when this “missing link” was sworn in. They made the kids watch this and it’s supposed to be a “Christian” school. One more year ... and we’re OUT OF THERE! It will be a good cut off point ... .

Not Christian enough for nmh, I guess!

Canada Free Press is like Free Republic in print.

I've not heard of this publication before. It's so amazing I'm going to depart from my usual Free Republic focus, and post this excerpt I found on Free Republic:

America has a darkness, a darkness on the edge of our liberties and that darkness now operates out of Washington DC, the White House specifically. President B. Hussein Obama has the darkness of the czars wrapped around him as if they were the shrouds of war, the war upon America.

Link here.

Bonus mugshot of author as well!

Obama's real agenda

Victor David Hanson is very popular on Free Republic. He has magnanimously titled his piece "Obama's Real Agenda." This allows every Freeper to encapsulate their own personal Obama narrative.

Travis McGee kicks it cold war style:

Obama is the most successful communist traitor mole in history, bar none. Kim Philby couldn’t tie his shoes.

But if being stuck in the 1980s seem out of touch, glide625 goes to the 1960s:

The obvious, indeed stated agenda equals Reparations. It’s Reparations by any other name.

leilani moderns up the reparations:

His allegiance is to the offshore third worlder view that America is the root of all evil. The reparations he seeks are for those abroad who want revenge for a nation which stands as a slap in the face to their inadequacies & the wealth he wants to spread around is to them. He wants to annhialate America's economic preeminence as revenge for them, as does his patron George Soros

Reparations for the new millennium, yet still sounding as full of White Fear! Amazing!

mo has another narrative ripped from the 60's:

“...it is war...it is the war of the Democrats against the Baby Boom...who have paid into and now are poised to reap the “benefits” of Social Security and Medicare...it is the war of those who created these fraudulent programs ...which have fleeced 45 years of taxes from the Baby Boom..and never intended to grant them the “benefits” they were conned into allowing to be withheld from their paychecks. It is a personal war...because by hastening them to their graves...they intend to fleece their descendants of their estates.”

Not sure why he put that in quotes.

PGalt goes back to the 80's:

He is their poster child. The neo-statist. Hope and change becomes rope and chains.

This is a quality narrative. When there is no actual oppression, Freepers get to claim it was only due to their hard work:


I'm just sad there are no Muslim reffs.

Speaking ill of the dead:

Freepers talk a big game about class, but let a liberal dia and they are all about speaking ill of the dead:

Mary Jo I hope you are pulling the refuse button in heaven and sending his sorry ass to Hell!

Fuckbaggery supplied by crazydad (=============) (though there are many, many more)