Catty

Carla Bruni has a book out where she discloses Michelle Obama doesn't like her job. It's gossip, who knows if it's true, but I believe it. What little authority you have authority is derived from your husband, and you need to spend a lot of your time in ceremonial crap? Bleagh!

Anyhow, regardless of the subject matter, Freepers just start talking about how ugly and hateful and black Michelle Obama is, cause that's what is important:

macquire is amazed Laura Bush can act diplomatic in the face of Michelle Obama's evil:

Kudo’s to Laura Bush for being able to actually stand alongside this beast Michelle and smile and make small talk. It takes a real Christian to not bash and slime someone you disagree with.

No word on Michelle Obama's awesome Christian restraint.

Question Liberal Authority thinks Michelle Obama's cause is fascist:

In my opinion, obsessing over what other people eat and telling everyone else what to eat all the time is an eating disorder. It might not be recognized as such by the nutritionists and psychiatrists of the world, but that's because most of them share the same affliction.

Damn you, Nancy Regan and Laura Bush with your anti-drug/pro-reading disorders!

1951Boomer thinks Michelle Obama's style is undignified, and expects more, damn it!

Her style reflects almost a “finger in the eye” of dignity, decorum, and elegance. I think we have a right to expect that much of the First Lady. It’s the hypocrisy of it all.

Texas resident would like to point out how fat Michelle Obama is:

Mooch elle would have garnered much more sympathy from the oprah crowd if she had taken the tack that she just can’t help eating. She is a victim you know. All those cakes just keep jumping up at her. The lobsters keep calling from the deep. There is no safe buffet table.

That lobster thing was like the best hoax ever for Freepers.

IceAge knows she must be awful to be married to, and she walks funny:

I have been trying to figure out why she looks so strange when she walks. She is bow-legged, perhaps?
I just can’t get a handle on it. She seems to pick up her foot and put it down flat instead of using the ankle.

Can’t imagine the pure hell she dishes out to her hubbie. If he wasn’t such a heathen and trying to ruin our country, I would almost feel sorry for him. Some of the looks she gives out are really hateful.

bobby.223 has a bit of a rant on how ugly this woman is:

those of us that remembember Jackie Kennedy....my God this, this, this thing, now calling herself ‘First Lady’??....what a damn embarrassment for our nation. to bad so many are so young to not know how a first lady should act and look in appearance......and to think this seriously fat hipped, no boobs, huge butt looking overweight slob is the ‘first lady’???!!!!!!! my goodness.... flat hard to believe. okay, old guy rant over....but is WAS better way back when!!!!

chilltherats keeps it classy. And by classy I mean racist:

Carla is white and beautiful. She has blue eyes. Manchelle is black and ugly. That’s what the glare is all about.

chilltherats again.

Have you noticed that the first kids are little snoots like their mother, especially the older one?

So uppity, those Obama kids!