Monday Potpourri

CodeToad knows all about liberals:

Most liberals are Luddites. They fear machinery or any technological advancements. It is too much for their little heads to understand.

Friendofgeorge has mixed up "Christian" with "Freeper"

Love everything about Sarah

Sorry to be a downer, but I don’t think America will ever again elect a Christian President

America is reached a point of no return, The Lord Jesus Christ is the only answer, and I await for his return

oldfart unskews Brokeback Mountains' ticket sales:

I went to see a movie where Brokeback Mountain was being run in an adjoining theater. Prior to entering the building, the manager put up a sign stating that Brokeback was sold out for the next showing.

No matter, I was seeing something else but during my movie I had ro go to the restroom. On my way back to my seat, I looked in at the auditorium showing Brokemack and saw about twenty or thirty people in an auditorium designed to hold two or three hundred.

From that I decided that Brokeback was a flop propped up with funny-money from some coalition of liberal organizations.

cableguymn does not care about the freed ricin guy, because he's a Democrat:

Was the first guy they arrested and publicly smeared, finally cleared publicly? Which (corrupt) gov’t dept does he go to to get his reputation back?

He’s a rat.. who cares?

No really..

supercat explains why Child Protective Services are big government evil, but gay marriage must still be banned:

Bad parents harm their children in many ways, some of them severe, and there isn't any way to prevent. One might make a small dent in the problem by shifting the balance of power from parents to government, but the harm that would do to the children of good parents would far outweigh the small benefit it might afford to the children of bad parents (especially since removing power from parents would reduce the incentives to invest time and effort raising their children optimally, thus likely increasing the number of apathetic parents).

Fundamentally, I regard any ability of government to impose its judgment as superior to that of a child's parents to be dangerous. While it's possible for some small carefully-circumscribed powers to do more good than harm, governments always try to grow their powers beyond their prescribed limits; the more powers governments have, the harder it will keep them from growing out of control. Even if parents were given absolute life and death authority over their own children, the harm bad parents could do to the children of good parents would pale in comparison to what an out of control government will do.

I consider myself a small government libertarian, but unlike many who call themselves libertarians, I recognize that many of the "freedoms" sought by the left are really powers to impose their will on others. Conservatives and libertarians alike both miss the real point of having governments recognize marriages, which is that there are many people who wish to voluntarily bestow courtesies and benefits upon couples meeting certain common criteria, and that having governments recognize marriages which meet those criteria makes it easy for people who wish to bestow courtesies and benefits upon such couples a means of identifying who should receive them. The purpose of the "gay marriage" movement is to restrict the ability of people to choose the beneficiaries of their good will.

Sarah Barracuda makes with the Clinton rapist hilarity:

the jokes are endless..just imagine if Paula Jones and his other victims had guns..guess Clinton wants them all to be disarmed, easier to rape

FlingWingFlyer has decided Obama is back on drugs:

I think the failure of the Nazi Gun Control thing sent Barry back to his dealer.

OldPossum1 knows secession talk is just playing into shadowy foreign machinations:

The libs are being used by a foreign power to destroy America. Deindustrializing the north through anti business policies, and industrializing the south while quietly encouraging secession is part of their strategy. A divided America will no longer be a superpower. The libs are pawns in this scheme. Don’t fall for this ploy. A united country is a strong country.

svcw on the rarity of liberals:

The real truth is that actual liberals are a minority, if we somehow picked two states for all of them to go to there wouldn’t be enough to have a viable society.

NoLibZone wants Obama tortured:

Obama had been warned by Russia- twice and Saudi Arabia- once.

Obama let the bombers act - on purpose.

Now he is protecting the Boston bomber while threatening the Benghazi Victims.

Obama must be arrested, taken to GITMO for aggressive interrogation to learn who his cell handlers are.

stanne wants no men to go out unless escorted by a woman:

West Side Story tells that tale.

Men don’t belong out in a group. They should have a date.

Girls too.

I’m just illustrating the idea that women have so much power and responsibility in society that they don’t admit, due to establishment feminism, and that they don’t utilize for societal good.

It’s natural law as old as Plutarch and Shakespeare, even Homer

F15Eagle wants you to stop Sataning, you Satan. Satan.

Take you Satan lies elsewhere, with your lies of Satan.

You are in the wrong and you seem to be making excuses for it.

Get thee behind me Satan. Sell it on DU.

tomkat has a prediction for if gays are let into the NFL:

Real men in droves will abandon the NFL

Then the faggot appeasing bastards can figure out how to meet those zillion dollar payrolls with 50% of their former audience missing.

Chainmail has a very restrictive definition of Real Man:

you're speaking to a combat veteran. Joe Montana wouldn't have lasted 10 seconds where I've been.

Football is a kid's game. Real men serve their country under fire.

Halgr know Satan controls most government agencies:

Most couldn’t comprehend that Lucifer and his New World Order are the real agents behind this....and that lucifer has real people in most government agencies under his control.

Jacquerie knows liberals never disagree - they only lie!

Doesn’t it just burn . . . when our enemies, when race baiting demagogues invoke the Constitution they despise and work to destroy?

stanne explains there is only one way to protect against school shootings:

Why don’t they just bring prayer back into school?

They don’t need protection from guns but from evil. The killers will figure something else out, anyway, and with prayer, comes order, men willing to defend, and respect for freedom along with protection from evil.

We’ve allowed the atheists to win with their assertion that evil does not exist. But, in fact, it is they who offend by taking away our protection from the enemy. We wimp out in this.

Cicero has found proof of the War on Christians!

When that little kid was murdered by the Boston bombers, the Boston Gestapo Police prevented a nearby Priest from approaching and giving him last rites. And, as it happens, the kid was a church-going Catholic.

Mustn’t let the chaplains near wounded or dying troops—not unless they are Muzzies—lest they offend a dying atheist or an obamanoid officer.

rollo tomasi should call the Glee producers immediately:

My guess is that most of the ‘Glee's’ cast would “tame” the gun by turning it into a dildo along with the bullets acting as Ben Wa Balls for the females.

GeronL continues his crusade to be the greatest asshole on Free Republic:

But a storyline you cite as being offensive never even happened. So I was wanting to know what episodes you had watched, if any.

all of them are offensive

generally's logic is amazing:

death certificate says he died of gunshot wounds and blunt trauma

Since I believe everything I read and I trust the government, I’m sure this is true. /s

It’s not that I have some other competing theory. It’s just that so much of what this administration does is covering something else up. Also they lie even when they don’t need to.

fwdude wishes the Kent State shooting had been much more bloody:

Many more should’ve been shot and taken out this world. they were violent, unreasoning, anarchist thugs - PERIOD. They had been terrorizing the campus and the town for days, destroying property and threatening school administrators with the vilest obscenities imaginable. They doused trees on campus with gas and torched them and fired bombed the ROTC building, gutting it.

Jim Robinson seems like an awesome moderator:

FYI and for complete disclosure, Syncro is a good fiend of mine. I know where he stands on illegal immigration and all other issues dear and near to my heart. Have known and FReeped with him shoulder to shoulder for over 15 years. His stands against the scumbag abortionist/homosexualist big government amnesty pushing open border scumbags are identical to mine! And he and have I crisscrossed this great country of ours may times with the hard working Tea Party Express and rallied in hundreds of towns. Do not insult him or call him a liar! I know a helluva lot more about him than I do about you and your antifreeping ways. Do not give me an ultimatum! I hate ultimatums. And I doubledamnguarantee you your account will be history, not his! Keep me out of your personal disputes! Do not insult our conservative FReepers!