Freepers won't pray for Obama.

This post is kind of unfair.

Most of the "Pray four Obama" people are actually praying for Obama to do good, etc.

But there are some whose bile is such a delicious mix of exposing Christian hypocrisy and schadenfreude I cannot resist.

austinaero:

I will pray for the military, whom some Americans have stabbed in the back this evening. Peace is in the Lord I know, but, there is a knot in my stomach that just doesn’t get that right now.

Classy.

Berlin_Freeper:

I would pray for Obama but I am not sure it would be devil worship.

So angry he can't make sense!

Sunnyvale CA Eng.

For the nation? - sure, OK
For Obama? - NFW, we know what he is. You do not pray for those who openly work to hurt you. You crush them.

Did Conan pray? No, he Crushed his enemies, saw them driven before him, and heard the lamentations of their women!

TAdams8591

You've got to be kidding.
I'll pray for our nation under Obama; that it suffers as little from the harm he'll cause it as possible. I will not pray for obama.

Godsgirl

I have just wept and wept over this election. I am just undone over the condition of our nation. I do not believe that obama is God’s will, I believe that America has rejected His will. I truly believed that God was going to deliver us out of the hands of haman, but America has spoken and chosen. We have rejected God. May He have mercy on us.

This is not going to be easy for me, but I will pray for obama, because I am
commanded of God to do so. But it will be that God would open his eyes to truth
and that his heart would be changed. That God would grant him repentence to turn
from his wicked ways. That God would put a great burden upon this man’s heart to
care for America and Israel, and not to put our troops in harms way.

Not his safety, but that he turn from wicked ways!

Quix has an awesome twist - praying for repentance of his fellow Freepers who were too easy on Obama!

Lord, God, I forgive those FREEPERS who have minimized the problem; who have white-washed the problem; who have rationalized the problem; who have denied the problem; who have mocked the problem; who have mocked those of us crying the warning; who have mocked the evidence; who have mocked the realities and looming judgment coming.
I pray, Lord, that you will bring those FREEPERS to a place of understanding and repentance. Let them not call down more judgment upon themselves and those near them because of their blindness and willful blindness. Wake them up, Lord, with this horrific election. CAUSE THEM TO SEE the looming judgment with great clarity, soberness and contrition. Cause them to seek your face as never before, Lord.
In Jesus’ Name.

No charity today. Fresh out.

Viva La Irrational Hatred!

Freepers are reacting in many ways to the defeat. Some concentrate on the fact that Al Franken lost his senate race. Some are rabidly defending Palin from imaginary detractors. Some are taking it out on family members who voted for Obama.

But my favorites are the John Galt types.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to:

THE RESISTANCE!

retrokitten

Wolverines!

That encapsulates this perfectly!

MrB posts a very patriotic plan:

First order of business -

everyone structure your income such that you pay as little in taxes as possible - do not finance socialism.

Second order of business :

Do NOT, I repeat NOT, buy a new car, or spend money on anything major. This will tank the economy and besides, it will keep money in your pocket.

3rd order of business... this will be controversial:

Get on all the gov’t programs that you can. Crash the system.

I'd be worried if it wasn't so ridiculous. Like an attack by a kitten or something.

knarf echoes the passive-aggressive anti-American sentiment above, except hold the passive:

No matter what he proposes, we will object. No matter what he says, we will gain-say him. No matter which direction he turns, we will criticize and deride him. No matter what authority he claims or exercises, we will sue and refuse and obstruct him.

seems to be the correct tactic now.

Infidel Puppy provides awesome resources. Well, he will provide them. Tomorrow:

Part of tomorrow's posting will be an entire library of revolutionary literature I've put together, including Art of War.

True patriots try to crash their country when the opposition is in charge!

FFranco: Satire or Crazy?

FFranco is someone I first met about a week ago when he had this to say:

Republican men are handsomer, more muscular and more virile. They don’t dress in the metro-sexual manner Democrats do, but in a masculine style with tee-shirts or sweat shirts, ball-caps, windbreakers (when needed), and jeans to display their manly physiques.

I've checked up on him and his comments are pretty priceless. He is so over the top I can't tell if he's genuinely crazy or just pranking Free Republic. Here are his greatest hits since Oct. 30:

FFranco on Obama:

I just can’t believe Americans will elect as president an atheistic, Communist, Muslim African-American. And whether Obama is really American has not been established. I believe the election will end with a McCain blow-out, ensuring Republican victories in the House and Senate.

Atheistic Muslim?

FFranco on Ms. Palin:

This wasn’t Mrs. Palin’s fault, she didn’t know people in the western part of Pennsylvania don’t like the Phillies. No one should blame or criticize her for this. She’s from Alaska, she doesn’t know anything about Pennsylvania.

Or Russia.

FFanco on Palin and the First Amendment:

Governor Palin is right. The media is using their great power to suppress her free speech rights, which is a violation of the First Amendment. She should be applauded for pointing out the illegal and unconstitutional behavior of the liberal media. Once we get a true conservative government in power, we need to pass laws to rein in the liberal media and end these kind of illegal activities.

Fairness Doctrine go!

FFranco on Communists:

Communist infiltration of American society goes back a lot further in history than that.
Karl Marx wrote (from Britain) a weekly column for an American newspaper (I think it was the NY Herald Tribune, but I could be wrong), and was a supporter of Abraham Lincoln and the ‘so-called’ Civil War. Makes you think, doesn’t it?

So emancipation was all a Commie plot?

FFranco on Precious Bodily Fluids:

The move to add fluoride to municipal water systems is part of the Communist constpiracy [sic] to weaken our nation so Commies and Islamists can take over America and turn our Nation into an atheistic, Communist, Islamic state.

You decide: Satirist or nutbar?

Fuckers

BARACK'S "TOOT" HAS DIED

conservativeinbflo:

Here we go... Prepare for BO crocodile tears.

babydubya1981

I know this will sound bad, but this is way too coincedental....

syl799

We should ask for an autopsy.

NowApproachingMidnight

RIP: Typical white person.

TheThinker:

Wonder if she had been taken out in the fresh air and loved a little more, then she might have made it past the election?

Classy with a K.

UPDATE: The thread has been pulled. So there is that.

UPDATE2: Looks like it was only pulled cause it was a duplicate.
A taste of the comments on the new thread:
Old Sarge:

I call into question the timing of the announcement.
How long was Gramma dead before The One (piss be upon him) announced it?
And will the old girl vote tomorrow?

I say again. Fuckers.

Metapost: how are crazy people finding my site this week?

Search statistics for this past week:

10% carve b, obama face carving, lady carving b in face

7% 2012 joe plumber, 2012 joe plumber plunger, palin plumber 2012

4% how to argue with a liberal

1% tim russert was killed

Hehehe!

No Candy for you!

When I heard this hilarious story about some petty little woman who refused to give candy to kids of Obama supporters I knew I needed to check out Free Republic's position on this important issue. Was this a classy move? Is this a "teachable moment?" Will Obama kill this lady? Read on:

LibWhacker thinks this is an awesome idea:

Lol, if they're going to accuse us of this stuff, I'm going to do it next year. Why not? They're going to accuse us of it anyway. True, there won't be an election, but I can give every little kid a 20-questions type quiz. If he says anything that's politically correct or remotely socialistic in nature, I'll turn him away. The younger the better. The louder he cries the better. It's the one chance we have every year to deprogram these little Marxists in the making! :-)

I'm sure this kid will learn to be a Republican when a Republican he doesn't know refuses him candy for reasons he doesn't understand.

My Favorite Headache knows who is to blame: the children!

There were kids as young as 4 years old that went away crying because she wouldn’t give them any candy.
True democrats in the making....crying because they aren’t handed something for free.

4 year olds Democrats! A real American 4 year old would take their no candy like a MAN!

icwhatudo posted info saying someone of that woman's name was once a Dem, though it turned out to be another woman of the same name.

A number of Freepers decided that she must have two houses and be a secret Dem, like LibWhacker:

Wow, GREAT find! So she’s just another lying rat pretending to be a Republican.

erm, have you checked up the thread, Mr. Wacker? cause such grinchly behavior is clearly not exclusive to liberals...

Ann Archy would like to make a great point:

LOL!! In Obama’s world these kids would be DEAD, not just CRYING!

Hilarious! Cause Obama wants to kill all children!

And I leave you with a complete fabrication from anton

The ghetto kids come out to the suburbs for safer, more productive trick or treating. Its all good. We enjoy them.
But a couple of years ago we had a brother and sister team. The boy had street clothes on and a red dot on his forehead. The little girl had some dirt on her face. She said her brother was a “dead playa.” I asked her who she was and she said: “I got beat up.”

Only Freepers believe that the above story is in any way realistic.

How classy! Obama Presidency equals Holocaust! Way to show how much you care about the Jews!

This one, on the other hand, could use some punching up.

Hope springs eternal.

Obama as the head England in V for Vandetta.

Spite suites the GOP lately.

Obama peeing on a shadow of the US. WTF? Is the US flying? How did Obama get so big? Is this somehow part of Obama's secret plan?