Thursday, December 4, 2008

And now this word from Outer Space

Xanatos Gambit Edition:
The American Right would never conceive of a long range plan to groom young people in Russia or China to run for public office in those countries, with the ultimate goal of destroying those countries from the inside.
The Left constantly out-plans us and out-clevers us. They remain true to their long-range goals, and they never quit.


Crazy supplied by ChicagahAl (So your bumper sticker says: "Don't blame me, I didn't vote!"? Duh!)

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

SARAH PALIN TOTALLY BEATS BARAK OBAMA IN GEORGIA SENATE RACE!!!

Freepers needed yesterday's victory in Georgia baaad, and glomp it onto their increasingly irrelevant narratives with manic enthusiasm.

Candor7 explodes with a flury of excited metaphors.
That rooster is a hen, and a darn good one!
You can bet the Dem Progues noticed.
Watch for renewed media assassination attempts.
Palin is beloved by America and there's not a thing the Lefties can do to stop it.
And the golden egg has just been laid. All it has to do is hatch!

montag813 takes a more practical note:
Sax is CRUSHING Martin by 20%! Palin stumped for Sax, and Obama ran ads for Martin. Preview of 2012? If so, Sarah 1, Obama 0.

TexasNative2000 enlarges on the above sports metaphor, though he seems to know the story better:

Box Score from Tuesday's election:
Sarah Palin - 1. Barack Obama - DNP


But Salvation doesn't need Obama to participate for him to lose:
The buyer’s remorse over Obama and the dimocrats is setting in.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

And now this word from outer space

Blacks aren't like us edition:

Way, way back when, one of my closest friends was a highly educated and successful African-American.

We decided to attend the Cooney v. Holmes pay per view event at a regional theatre. Cooney was labeled “The great white hope for the great white dopes.” The place was packed and the fight went as expected. Cooney took a beating.

When leaving the theatre to return to my vehicle, I saw a side of my friend I had no idea existed. He was suddenly 100% African American and every logical thing I knew about him disappeared as he chanted and pounded his fist in the air and embraced every black person we passed. The fight was a war of black and white and his side won.

It was an object lesson for me. Being Black is something that I will never understand. It is the first thing my friend was. It bound him to a culture and a people and an attitude and a way of life.

I see that in Condi and in Powell now. I am not surprised.

Racism supplied by Glenn (Free Venezuela!)

And now this word from outer space

Obama made me antisocial edition:

My brother who is the same age as Barry and only a few weeks age difference supported him, last time I saw him was 1990, he has sent me several e-mails this last year and I have talked to him over the phone, he was an ardent supporter of Hillary, he supported Barry, he sent me an e-mail the day after the election.

I deleted it before reading it.

This is possibly as like it was during the American Civil War, families split and choosing opposite sides, thank you Barry for the change.

Dickitude supplied by Eye of Unk (Aleutica, the new name of Free Alaska)

Canada!

In examining the current Canadian political brouhaha, many Freepers prove they don't understand the parliamentary system, including some from Canada:

fieldmarshaldj doesn't like it, so of course it must be wrong:
I’ll call it stealing. An unholy moonbat alliance. If Conservatives had tried a similar tack against a leftist gov’t, we damn well know what the media would call it.

mkjessup agrees:
If this coup succeeds (and that is what it is, semantics not withstanding), it means that Canada gets a SECOND prime minister who can barely talk English (the
little DICKtator Jean Chretien being the first).


Wow. A dick joke, Anglo-centrism and choosing the wrong words, semantics not withstanding! A trifecta!

kevinm13
Only in Canada. This sounds like sour grapes on the part of the NDP and the Libs because they lost the election. This co-operation or deal cannot stand for 2 1/2 years. Now nobody gets the government they voted for or wanted. The conservatives better block everything they can.

Sour grapes means taking power when you can! And the conservatives better be mindless "no" votes! It's the patriotic thing to do!

Finally, techno brings it back to America, and crazytown!:

Does anybody here see a link with this surprising development with the election of Obama and the power and influence of George Soros?

This has the smell of Obama and his merry men and women, as they export their playbook to Canada.

I can’t prove it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it came out later to be true.

This ‘new’ left-leaning government would become the puppet of Obama and kowtow to his every wish, especially when it came to working side by side with him as he implemented his brand of radical socialism and going along with his views on bailing out the Big 3, global warming, the implementation of a carbon tax, and Obama’s tolerant views on Islamicfascism and the Palestinian cause.


Note I added the paragraphs here.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Obama's only faking moderation!

Freepers have unsurprisingly decided to judge Obama by their own fevered imagination, not based on what he says or does:

calex59 knows Obama's soul:
[Obama] is a communist that knows he will be impeached if he tries to implement laws that are to radical and strict. However, he will chip away at our freedoms as stealthily as he can, hoping to be re-elected in 2012.

hinckley buzzard agrees, and makes a prediction:
most of these "centrists" will be gone a year from now, after some "generated crisis" requires radical restructuring of power into the executive branch.

whitedog57 thinks Obama's stealth brand of evil will only manifest later:
[I]n [Obama's] second term, all hell will break lose. He will set the seeds of Marxism
and repression in his first term (Fairness Doctrine, grass roots harrasment of nemies, push for gun bans, creation of free health care, confiscation of private property ... but all in small doses).
Then in the second term, he will close the deal and set us up as a combination of the
USSR/Germany/France/Cuba.

what's up thinks Obama will never show how evil he is. But he's still totally evil!
Obama will be forced toward the center because secretly Dems know that conservative fiscal principles work.
Hussein will encounter too much flak if the markets continue to drop. This is not '29. We now have a huge middle class; the country is now more right-leaning than it was in the sixties.
I believe Hussein's MO has always been to say what he needs to say to grab power. It will be a hard pill to swallow for conservatives if they see him stealing their ideas but hopefully the majority of the country will clearly see his hypocrisy.

Wow! So Obama will do what you want because you're so damn right! How diabolical!

RESTORE AMERICA ACT OF 2009

1. Stop Funding United Nations

2. Cut costs and expenses at all Govnt levels by 25%

3. Stop federal funding schools that indoctrinate

4. Pass flat tax or fair tax, or similiar restructure

5. Pass voter fraud prevention act

6. Cut subsidies to states and cities that dont cut budgets and reduce property taxes

7. Pass senate resolution declaring truth and fact over Political Correctness

8. Pass Term Limits 9. Set dollar bak to a Gold Standard or similiar backed standard

10. Stop all federal aid to foreing Govnts

11. Require military service as a citizenship requirement

12. Make properly spelled English the national language!