Tuesday Potpurri

Theodore R. what?

I remember once that EMK went into OH and ridiculed Rutherford B. Hayes, who tried to govern as a “moderate” and alienated all. Hayes was the first president to visit CA before it went over the cliff.

Logical me goes for the angry humor:

Actually a stupid person still has some logic. The left are beyond stupid and I would class them as totally mentally ill beyond redemption.

Old Texan is not a fan of Michelle Obama's fight against childhood obesity:

When that large sack of feces loses 75 lbs, maybe I will listen. Notice I said “maybe”.
I doubt anything “Sasquatche” has to offer will resonate in my household.
Even my 10 year old Grand-Daughter calls her “Sasquatche” now. LOL

afraidfortherepublic has troubles of his own - the President keeps on being in the news!

I can bearly watch Fox News anymore because it is constantly interrupted by Obumbles blathering on about something. I don’t want to see him, or hear him He lies about everything. He’s really jumped the shark.

Soothesayer on feminists:

Feminists don’t qualify as people. They are vermin.

Jeffrey_D. noticed Obama didn't use his teleprompter at his press conference. Does that mean he ends the meme? Oh, ye of little faith:

How many different ways can he say it’s Bush’s fault?
He’s like a broken message.
BTW, I think he may have finally memorized it, therefore, no teleprompter!!!

Flavius isn't nuts at all:

Remember when conspiracie nuts where nuts

ought-six is an avid student of history.

I’m an avid student of history. ObaMao is not only the most hateful president in my lifetime, he is the most hateful president in American history. The utter contempt he has for this country is staggering in its scope, and is manifest in virtually every action he takes. It is not coincidental. It is intentional.

Ouderkirk on the Congressional Black caucus:

Time to call them what they are ...THE KLAN WITH A TAN

Saturday Pix

Yeah, nothing helps the country like having it's leader disgraced. Ohh, this is the "Real American" dream.

Science!

Nice to see some folks just beginning on photoshop. Life is a series of lessons!

Yeah, Freepers have doubled down on the whole teleprompter thing after handgate.

You Lie. Will it be as big as the Obama joker?

See, I think a liberal made this.

Klassy.

What the crap is this?

Satah Palin: Still married to a man!

Ahh, gay jokes. Keeping Freepers irrelevant in the modern world!

Not funny.

Artic Fox? I thought she was a bear, or a barracuda. Palin contains multitudes.

Obama as Satan number 236 in a million part series.

North Carolina is gonna come and burn all your books!

North Carolina public schools are considering breaking history into 3 units, one on history up till the civil war in 8th grade, one on the founding fathers' as part of western civilization in 10th, and one on history after reconstruction in 11th.

Of course Fox reports it as "N.C High Schools to Remove Pre-1877 U.S. History?" Cause, you see, 8th grade isn't high school, and the 10th grade course isn't a dedicated course. See here for the debunking.

Freepers know a good paranoid narrative when they see it:

panaxanax may be a bit dramatic:

“THEY ARE NOT GOING TO TEACH THEM ABOUT OUR REVOLUTIONARY WAR, DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE AND CONSTITUTION, OR THE CIVIL WAR.”

That is why all FReepers should maintain and expand our library of old history books.

Fahrenheit 451 was not fiction after all.

Monorprise knows history:

So basically they want to kick out the only Constitutional part of U.S. History (Pre-civil war), so they can spend more time on indoctrinating kids in the “global issues” of the environment and stuff?

Yeah, the Constitutional part of U.S. History ended the moment we ended slavery!

But the mystery of the 1877 start date was the real comedy:

Verginius Rufus hits the answer, and then keeps driving:

I assume 1877 was chosen as marking the final end of Reconstruction (it actually ended sooner in some states). But it could be because of the death of Crazy Horse, or because that was the year that the two moons of Mars were discovered (Phobos and Deimos).

C19fan isn't so lucky:

The starting of history in 1877 is right out of 1984. Of course they want to start in 1877 since the is on the cusp of the Progressive Era and the start of Big Government repudiating the Founding Fathers.

bushpilot1

Socialist Labor Party of North America holds 1st national convention Dec 26 1877

And again:

Washington Post publishes 1st edition 6 Dec 1877...

PATTERNS! PROOF! GLENN BECK WOULD BE SO PROUD!

Climate Change scientists need killin'

When Obama gets death threats Freepers minimize them, mostly. When someone involved with 'climategate' gets death threats? No need to dance around the issue with a nobody!

Frantzie starts with ordinary minimization, and typoes:

TRhe Times of London is doing a PR job for this guy. He is using the typical playbook. He was gonna kill himself and now he is gettin death threats. Total nonsense. The man is a criminal.

rlmorel is a tough guy:

Gee. And those of us who disagree with this AGW BS are told we can rub our faces in asbestos powder, or so says Rajendra Pachaurl, the climate guru at the UN.

LOL, you don't hear us whining. We say "You want to do it? Bring it on you pussy..."

Guys like Jones go "Waahhh wahhh wahhh".

Only losers complain about death threats!

Gaffer is all about a fair trial followed by an execution:

In no conceivable way is this self-absorbed, self-aggrandizing and self-righteous (for AGW) unjustly beleaguered or harangued. If the author of this butt-wiped piece of apologism and excuses wants to make us feel sorry for Phil's problems and the 'death threats', where is this author's concern for the economic death sentence his subject's efforts in promulgating an outright conspiratorial lie have bestowed on us and our heirs? You're damn right I think he's guilty and I think he should be very, very harshly punished...after a trial and conviction, it wouldn't bother me if they executed this man.

StopObama2012 just completely removes the veneer of civilization:

If Phil Jones shoots himself, everyone’s invited to my place for drinks.

Yet ApplegateRanch manages to top that:

Death threats are so asinine. Such precipitate action wouold be so unsatisfying.

Start with a good bastinadoing, followed by choice slivers of bamboo shoots under the nails, and slowly work ones way up the body.

By exercising proper technique and care, one dould keep the guy alive and suffering for weeks; maybe months, before he expired.

After all, he wanted his billions of intended victims to live short, miserable lives, and pay him & his UN buddies for the privilege...then die off to “sustainable” levels, all in the name of “saving the planet”.

Torture - not just for arabs anymore!

Sarah Palin's hand.

Freepers spin on Sarah Palin writing on her hand was kinda hilarious. The story itself is kinda dumb - who cares if she writes some reminders on her hand? What is amusing is how it highlights the hypocrisy of Obama can only use teleprompter meme thsat should have been punctured when Obama handled himself well answering questions at the GOP summit some weeks ago.

Anyhow, here are Freepers, making a silly story sillier:

Steely Tom knows this is bad news...for Obama.

This can only mean that all the teleprompter jokes about The One are hurting.

Rational Thought thinks this is another masterful Palin tactic:

Is the Left really this stupid???

The whole lack of the teleprompter by Governor Palin was by design to reflect what a fraud Obama is.

Let's see Obama make some speeches without his teleprompter. That would be fun!

Tex-Con-Man notices Palin's braclet with her son's name on it:

What I noticed was the bracelet...she’s a great mom.

The way you can tell a greqat Mom is how much her jewelry has her kids' names on it.

PoolQue also jumps on the 'Palin tricked the MSM' bandwagon, but with a different theory:

Can you think of a better way for Sarah to make sure everyone remembers her primary thoughts she wanted to get across? Everyone who reads anything will now have it reinforced to them that those three points are her focus.

And does anyone think she really goofed when she changed “budget cuts” to “tax cuts”? What a funny way to get her points across - at the same time she is tweeking TOTUS!

Steven Tyler, 170 posts in, sticks with denial:

Photoshop
Shadows yes, words no

Freeper Death Jig.

Murtha dies.

Really, it's the same damn thing as Kennedy, except with the names and reason for being hell-bound changed. Right down to the first 50 posts or so saying "RIP." Still, I am a completest. so here once again is the ritual Freeper Death dance.

RoseofTexas is totally subtle:

WOW!! WOW! WOW!I hope he repented...prayers for the family!

DanielRedfoot is not:

A great day for America!

MileHi is the first to say the most common Freeper comment on the death of unreal Americans:

I guess I just won’t say anything.

Get it? Cause he has nothing nice to say! So droll!

mware warns:

Let's keep it civil folks.

No sense giving your enemy bullets.

No need for civility for civility's sake, it's the PR that's imortant!

Lonesome in Massachussets has what I consider the worst comment on the 900-post thread, though I did not read them all:

IMHO, he finally did something to make America and the world a better place.

Candor7 is all about proortionality:

There is a place in hell for him I am sure. I am sorry he slipped away so gently, unlike the hurt of those to whom he brought so much suffering.

Yes, lots of pork and talking too much about some Marines on trial means you get a long and painful death. Justice, Freeper style is very old testament.

Monday potpourri.

Birthirism featured large this week somehow.

ConservativeMind on Obama's plan to increase rape and murder:

0bama wants more illegal criminals out on the streets raping and murdering people. Unfortunately, criminals who are residents are too easily tracked down.

Liberals have no brains.

panzerkamphwageneinz knows what Don't Ask Don't tell's repeal will lead to:

YOu’re on a sub. It’s below surface for 6 months. One guy starts letting his wanker, (which is pierced and has chains attached to the cock ring) be displayed for all to see. he is in the bunk by you, and constantly is a problem. The Skipper puts a stop to it, but what’s done is done.

Do you want that crew who is now royally stressed by this one persons irresponsible behavior, his being a walking penis, to be in charge of our nation’s defense? Are they now as effective as they were before?

goldstategop has a new definition of bipartisanship:

If the Democrats want bipartisanship, vote for sensible Republican proposals. But we know they won't.

chris_bdba on Sarah Palin's ability to convert liberals:

Can’t you just see a couple who watches MSNBC watching Sarah’s speech. The woman goes to change the channel but the guy says no because she has captivated him with her looks but then he notices that what she is saying makes perfect sense. MSNBC could be causing divorces in liberal circles!

"captivated him with her looks" "makes perfect sense." Wow.

randomhero97:

I love my 2004 Tacoma. I will make sure I steer anyone looking for a new vehicle towards Toyota.

On that note, it's funny how times change when "We The People" are siding with the Japanese against the government.

You'd think that siding against your government might make the Freeper super-patriots think.

JApost is why if Palin so much as dips her tongue into the 2012 Primary circles, it'll be awesome:

Its going to be supreme enjoyment to use the mormonism is a weird cult card to destroy mitt romney and all of his hind-tit nursing supporters, including karl rove, fox news, george w. bush, dick cheney et al as they continue to smirk and denigrate Palin.

Doctor Don has proof Obama was born in Kenya:

Obama’s grandmother said Obama was born in Kenya. Grandmoms DO NOT LIE!

Electric Graffiti knows how black people talk, cause he watched Mandingo like four times:

SADO: "Barack, I'm pregnant. My parents are going to kill me"

Bararck Sr: "Don't worry my little African Queen....Come away with me to my Luo village in Kenya. There will be no white devils to judge you there"

silverleaf has an all new birther theory:

Pop Dunham indulged in sex at the black bars he frequented while Madeline worked her butt off supporting the entire clan

and Barry was his bastard with a black hooker - raised by the Dunhams as Ann’s son, not her brother.

This still wouldn’t explain why Barry got a rich Saudi sponsor who paid his tuition ot Harvard

One bet- the Russians know the truth and are using it to get what they want from Barry. Possibly the Chinese and the Saudis, too

Eye of Unk

Its been said though not proven that Obama has been on FR many many times, I do think he reads or gets a rundown on whats said here.

I say this because of patterns in what the forum buzz is and then shortly afterwards what slips out of his mouth.

hahahahahah!

Balding_Eagle:

My brother, and a bunch of other people, spent more than 10 years helping Hatians set u a chicken/cows/pig/ crops farm.

One year after turning it over to the Hatians it was all gone.

The Hatians butchered all the seed stock animals for food.

Let'em starve.

Sweet colonialist quotes, batman! It's like we're 1890s Britain. Things can only go up from here!