Saturday Pix

Yeah, Conservatives miss Prez Clinton now. Cause he was a real adult?

Obama hates the British! He wishes he could bunny-ears them all!

Watermelon, Fried Chicken an Malt Liquor. I wonder why they picked those? Keep complaining when people call you racist, Freepers!

The only way Freepers can come up with this stuff has got to be mysterious homoerotic dreams about Obama.

Hell yes! So does being White! Lets all cheer for the majority now!!

Gotta say, Grinch Biden looks hilarious. I'd watch a movie with that guy.

Why do I feel like all the people criticizing Michelle's figure weight 300+ pounds?

Careful! She's got MS-Paint bombs!!

It's the Sodomilitary putting up a flag in Obamastan!

Obamas not invited to Royal Wedding

I guess the Brits kinda snubbed Obama. Freepers are pretty excited about this, as it lets them speculate as to why/how England hates Obama as much as they do. Though, oddly, they mostly focus on Michelle.

Gen.Blather makes up an elaborate Obama ruins the wedding scenario, followed by making up a Bush is super classy scenario:

It is inappropriate to upstage the bride on her day. Michelle, Barak and
their entourage would be disruptive and make a difficult logistics problem
horrible in the extreme. The Obamas would take themselves to center stage.
Imagine 200 secret service, fighter jets overhead and snipers visible on every
building top. And, let’s not mention the Army Corp of Engineer’s constructed
bullet-proof gazebo that’s bigger and more grand than the one seating the royal
couple.
Were President Bush in office and invited, I’m certain he’d show up
with probably no more than eight secret service agents and those agents would
make themselves invisible. He’d probably sit at the head table but several
removes from the couple. The Obama’s enjoy the chaos their self-importance
creates and they’d demand to be right up front.

Bullish mixes up his anti-Clinton smear. Or maybe he thinks it works on all Democrats:

They didn’t want the silverware to go missing.

Tennessee Nana thinks Michelle Obama doesn't use silverwear:

President Ronald Reagan would have been front and center....Maybe they dont
trust Michelle MarBelle to know which fork to use...Or even to recognize a
fork...

Jmouse007 repeats that 200 Million a day super-debunked lie.

Mooch-shell Antoinette and the Obama THUGOCRACY will NOT be amused and will demand another all expenses paid $200 MILLION DOLLAR A DAY globetrotting
vacation to some exotic/”exclusive” (can’t be seen mingling with the riffraff
peasants) destination on the backs of the American tax payers

SkyPilot chanells Michelle Obama. Shockingly, she talks like a white guy trying to write 'street punk' would write:

Bitches don wan me eatin' their Hours De'Overies? $%^&% that! Gunna do
'nother Europeein Va-Ca anyhow. Takin' 400 sisters wit me.

blondee123 is just racist:

No table manners. Watermelon out of season in England!!

IM2MAD has a fanciful scenario:

I wish the Palins would get an invite. That would be icing on the wedding cake.

Biden Hates Jesus

Biden notes that the Congress has in the past worked up to Christmas. Freepers take the current "anti-Christmas" talking point and run with it. And run and run:

Lazamataz knows why Biden doesn't care about Congress working these weeks before Christmas:

Harry Reid and Joe Biden *hate* Jesus Christ. They won't celebrate Baby
Jesus's birthday. They won't let the Senate or Congress celebrate Baby Jesus's
birthday. If they had their way, all of America would be forbidden from
celebrating Jesus Christ's birthday, on Christmas.

We can't tell Joe Biden about Christmas because he *HATES* Jesus Christ.

Ro_Thunder thinks Biden is denying Jesus' divinity:

Sort of like the Praetorians, scholars and rabbi’s who saw Jesus is not the
Christ, because they haven’t blessed/confirmed his presence, and that THEY
certainly would know better than the mere mortals.

Ev Reeman knows the war isn't just on Christmas, but also on superheros!

Democrats are not only trying to kill Christmas and everything traditional
that it stands for but they are also trying to destroy symbols of Americana or
take their meaning away; symbols like Superman, Captain America, etc.

It is all part of the liberal agenda to reduce the influence that God and patriotism
plays in all our lives and the life of our country.

supremedoctrine notes that Biden talks a lot. Must be because he hates everything.

That BIden hates everything and everyone but himself should’ve been obvious
years ago during the Clarence Thomas hearings when he turned his participation
into the Joe Biden Show.

Tribune7 makes a strained Christmas metaphore.

Basically what Biden is saying is that all working Americans are his own
little elves.

HungarianGypsy brings up his dead wife:

wasn’t his first wife killed in an accident at Christmas time? It might
just be an unpleasant thought for him this time of year. Yet, he shouldn’t ruin
everyone else’s joy because of it.

Classy!

Hillary Clinton - gluttonous hubristic mutant beotch

Hillary Clinton plans some reforms in the State Department. Freepers, fresh from their nostalgia about President Clinton ("At least he loves America!") quickly turn on a dime to hate on his wife:

Cisco Nix thinks the Secretaty of State reforming the State Department is basically taking on God:

My God! The hubris of that bitch.

Talisker thinks she's going to eat everything and everyone:

she's appetite incarnate.
And what her followers can't seem to ever get
through their exalted heads, is that she'll eat them just as easily as anything
else. To her heinous, everything and everyone is nothing but food.

A Navy Vet doesn't think Hillary is important enough to speak these days:

Sorry beotch, you will never be queen of the world. You are now irrelevant -
obambi made you so once you accepted HIS appointment, you dumb ass. You have
done squat since. NOW, you want to be heard? You're a POS socialist utopian and
always will be. Plus, you're okay with your husband fooling around with so many
women? You are the epitomy of the word - beotch. You have no principles; nor
integrity; nor even a soul.
No one cares about you and your twisted husband
any longer. Slink back into your cesspool in Arkansas. We're done with you and
concentrating our fight against your Kenyan boss.

Dogbert41 heard on the radio Hillary is fomenting ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT:

Watch Hal Lindsey’s latest show. He had video of her over in Europe
encouraging them “not to let a good crisis go to waste” in forming a ONE WOLRD
GOVERNMENT. That’s what she’s been doing OVER THERE.

hal ogen has the best insult ever:

These relentless LIB mutants like ms clintoon make my head ache. There must
be a reason behind why they torture normal people with their profound idiocy.
From the looks of things, the only thing that will stop her anti-American
destructiveness is the grim reaper of time

Mutant? Well, that does explain the people eating.

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Duh

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To be fair, I use google to navigate too.

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One of the more crazy Freepers - good choice!

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Hahahah. Poor Lazmataz.

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Also Freedom

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Fat fingers.

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Boring. Next!

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Well, Free Republic is the place to go for many, many exhaustive discussions of that ass!

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That's my URL, don't wear it out!

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Again? Maybe looking for porn?

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B-chan, of course, being the "time traveler" guy

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Every week! Still going strong, years after that post.

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I'll bet Laura Bush didn't have to put up with such indignities! Though "Laura Bush Killed a Guy" is waaay up there in google's autocomplete.

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Awesome.

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By Hillary Clinton!

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Indeed.

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Wasn't a fan I hear.

A not very Christain response to comnplaints about nativity scenes

A woman complained to the borough authorities that a nativity scene was on public land. Freepers have figured out her address and livejournal and whatnow. With a citizen target in their sights, hey are not too much into the Christain tolerance:

dila813 reacts to some goth writing on live journal:

man, what a head job. Future serial killer?

pandoraou812 wants her locked up. For not liking nativity scenes on public land I guess:

This is the type of person I wouldn't piss on if she was on fire. I don't like people like this & would have no problem seeing her put away forever. But that is just my
opinion. I don't doubt we will read more about her at some later time & it
won't be anything pleasant.

kelly4c hates her evil face:

Getting bad vibes just reading about this freak and they got way worse upon
seeing her evil face.

Conservative Tsunami thinks she may be as crazy as...Obama!

I think this gal sounds downright disturbed.
Not any different than the
profile of the Kenyan-in-Chief and his cabal of misfits. Any one of them are
capable of doing the exact same thing. Or worse.

pandoraou812 again:

But having known so many nuts in my life I bet this one is a cutter.
Attention seeker. I don’t trust them & I’ve dealt with these kind of girls
before. Maybe they put the Nativity Scene away so she & her demon friends
wouldn’t destroy it. I am wondering if she has an eating disorder too.

Doublethink at it's finest: Palin is a defenseless victim and the bloggers and MSM should leave her alone. This girl deserves to be locked up, and is ugly too!

Holbrooke Dies

Freepers go into their "prayers" and "I'm being so gracious by saying how I'm not saying anything" dance about Ambasador Holbrooke's death. Here are some of the choicer comments:

AU72 thinks this is a good time to attack Obama, just like every time:

Holbrook died trying the impossible, implementing Obama Diplomacy.

Outlaw Woman prefers to attack the Health Care bill:

Well, his timing for an injury was good. It was before Obama care. 69 years
old....20 hours of surgery....Under Obama care he would have been left to die.
Oh wait a second, I guess that only applies to us ‘regular’ citizens.

Brimack34 gets all rightous we care when famous people die when soldiers are doing it too:

Who is he? what has he done? and why are these people more important then
our brave men and women who die in combat?

No doubt when Cheney kicks it, he'll have the same attitude.

dupree is pissed Holbrooke's liked his job.

Maybe if you weren’t flying non-stop around the world trying to be a
superhero saving the world you would have maybe discovered this condition and
taken care of it before it killed you. I don’t mean disrespect to Mr. Holbrooke,
but really, these old people that can’t let go of power really irk me.

Real Men retire!

montyspython prefers to look and hope for future deaths of those he doesn't like:

Awaiting for karma to strike Maddy Albright next.

al baby looks forwards to the death of bigger game:

They say they go in threes. Edwards, Holbrooke and ?. Yikes

Obama ? He did not look well at the Clinton press conference

SQUID is not a fan:

This dog helped ignite the Islamic flames in Eastern Europe and watched the
destruction of Christianity as he smiled. May he burn in hell forever

Colorado Cowgirl thinks Obama killed him, cause God hates Obama, and Obama prayed for Holbrooke.

The minute I heard Obozo was praying for him, I knew he was a goner. Obozo
prayers never even reached the ceiling, much less the ear of God.