Obamas not invited to Royal Wedding

I guess the Brits kinda snubbed Obama. Freepers are pretty excited about this, as it lets them speculate as to why/how England hates Obama as much as they do. Though, oddly, they mostly focus on Michelle.

Gen.Blather makes up an elaborate Obama ruins the wedding scenario, followed by making up a Bush is super classy scenario:

It is inappropriate to upstage the bride on her day. Michelle, Barak and
their entourage would be disruptive and make a difficult logistics problem
horrible in the extreme. The Obamas would take themselves to center stage.
Imagine 200 secret service, fighter jets overhead and snipers visible on every
building top. And, let’s not mention the Army Corp of Engineer’s constructed
bullet-proof gazebo that’s bigger and more grand than the one seating the royal
couple.
Were President Bush in office and invited, I’m certain he’d show up
with probably no more than eight secret service agents and those agents would
make themselves invisible. He’d probably sit at the head table but several
removes from the couple. The Obama’s enjoy the chaos their self-importance
creates and they’d demand to be right up front.

Bullish mixes up his anti-Clinton smear. Or maybe he thinks it works on all Democrats:

They didn’t want the silverware to go missing.

Tennessee Nana thinks Michelle Obama doesn't use silverwear:

President Ronald Reagan would have been front and center....Maybe they dont
trust Michelle MarBelle to know which fork to use...Or even to recognize a
fork...

Jmouse007 repeats that 200 Million a day super-debunked lie.

Mooch-shell Antoinette and the Obama THUGOCRACY will NOT be amused and will demand another all expenses paid $200 MILLION DOLLAR A DAY globetrotting
vacation to some exotic/”exclusive” (can’t be seen mingling with the riffraff
peasants) destination on the backs of the American tax payers

SkyPilot chanells Michelle Obama. Shockingly, she talks like a white guy trying to write 'street punk' would write:

Bitches don wan me eatin' their Hours De'Overies? $%^&% that! Gunna do
'nother Europeein Va-Ca anyhow. Takin' 400 sisters wit me.

blondee123 is just racist:

No table manners. Watermelon out of season in England!!

IM2MAD has a fanciful scenario:

I wish the Palins would get an invite. That would be icing on the wedding cake.