The DADT conspiracy

Repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell is on the agenda these days. Freepers use this as another excuse to rage at the gays. Ordinarily, I'd skip this as it's more of the same, but there are some real gems here:

onyx is pissed at SUan Collins!

This female is both a liar and a traitor to our straight military men and
women.

The country of Straight Military Men should hang this female!

backwoods-engineer thinks "the sodomilitary" will become Nazis and will start a Civil War

An all-sodomite military will surely push us over the edge into another
civil war.
The soldiers who care about morale and the honor of the military
will resign. Those left behind, the sodomites and their enablers, will be
beholden to Obama, who will want to use them as his personal SS-style secret
police force.
All it will take is one US sodomilitary attack on US citizens,
and we will be back to 1864.

1864?

Darksheare has a story about this one gay guy he beat up for toally coming onto him:

When I sugned up in 1996, Bubba Gump Clintons “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” was newly
minted.Gays were signing up with the fantasy that the military would be an all
you can eat meat market.They didn’t understand that “Not asking” meant we
weren’t going to ask, and “Not telling” meant they were supposed to STFU about
it.

Well, one particular person we referred to as Banannasack had a habit of
jumping into the shower with people. Yes, he got his face kicked in a couple
times, but he refused to learn. Yes, he grabbed my butt. Yes, I did beat him
unconscious. I will not apologize for it, he deserved it. If it had been hetero
sexual harassment he’d have been booted. As you can guess, I am against gays
serving. I haven’t met one yet that could keep their hands to themselves.

Cool story! Sounds totally true, and proves gays can't stop molesting straight people!