Obama goes to church with his ugly wife

Obama goes to church for Christmas. Freepers start out raging at Obama's blatant not showing he's secretly Muslim, but quickly move on to making fun of Michelle Obama's looks. I guess even Freepers can get tired of the same outraged song and dance, but pettiness is forever:

MasterGunner01 thinks the Obama he makes up in his head is despicable:

Is Barry looking to be the Antichrist or the Mahdi — or maybe both?
After his blasphemy, he then went home and sent up a few prayers to Mohammed's black rock in Mecca.
This guy and his wife are despicable

hinckley buzzard notes Reagan didn't go to chuch, citing the same excise that Obama does. But Obama sucks and Reagan rules, so it's totally not the same. Also a bonus racial slur!

This is the same reason given by Ronald Reagan for skipping most religious services in DC churches. The difference is that Ronnie was a Christian and meant it, while obama is a moslem raghead and cynically uses Reagan's excuse. The question is, why did the barbarian pagan bastard choose now to disgrace the doors of a church he hates?

Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! is pissed Christmas carols were sung in Evil Obama's presence:

The devil likes to mock and confront Saint Michael.
It turned my stomache reading they sang joy to the world.I just again threw up a little in my mouth typing it

Cincinna knows Obama didn't take his kids, so they could stay evil at their impressionable age"

Went to a non denominational church without his children. Was first in line to take Holy Communion by dipping the wafer in the wine before putting it in his mouth. What kind of a church was this anyway?

I guess they don’t want their girls exposed to this religion stuff. They certainly don’t go to Sunday School, Little Commies from Commie parents grow

TribalPrincess2U notes this looks normal. This is, of course, proof of how weird Obama is:

Must make appearances to look like a normal family. They must be a very lonely family. They don’t fit in anywhere.

Bet they miss the old times with Ayers and other people wholike to kill and blow up things.

Then, 70 posts in little jeremiah goes a bit Taliban on the First Lady:

Why does that woman go practicallly half naked all over the place? It’s not resptectful to display her upper body like that, what to speak of in church. Or a mess hall - they’re trying to eat in there. No other first lady ever wore clothes exposing her body like that, practically every time she appears in public.
Puke!

People hate to eat in the presence of female bare shoulders! The rest of this 250+ post thread is all about the First lady's inapropriate hideousness.

Tax-chick thinks Michelle's boobs are too low, like a monkey:

LOL! I do wonder why she doesn’t wear underwear like normal women. I don’t go out in public with the bosom drooping like a lower primate’s.

The pic in question:

Total monkey boobs! (?)

CaliforniaCon thinks all Michelle's hairdos are wigs:

Yes, all those hairdos are wigs - this little slicked back ‘knotted’ ‘style’ is the only view anyone gets of her real hair, not that it matters much I suppose........
The heat/humidity of Hawaii would make wig-wearing quite uncomfortable.

AmericanArchConservative strikes a blow for freedom by mocking how disgusting her hair must be:

Not sure how they could avoid spending a lot on hair to tame that matted, frizzled chow’s butt on her head.
If I were a hairdresser, I wouldn’t touch it for less than $1,500.
I mean - come on, consider the costs of re-sterilization of all combs, shears, clippers etc...afterwards.
Not to mention the personal humiliation of having to burn my clothes and be sprayed down with industrial grade de-lousing compound.
Hidden costs and all, you understand...
A.A.C.

Not that it matters much, but there are a dozen posts about the supposed wigs.

The rest of the posts are of the general sort of racism/mean girls crap, ("I wonder if she takes steroids" "I can't help but look at the check pattern and think about Aunt Jemima" "Pregnant or she got a boob job" "she should never wear white, it makes her look even bigger....." "I bet Mochelle has very large ambiguous genitalia" "that pose/'frock' makes her look like one of the embalming team for Nefertiti" "Moochelle looks like something out of National Geographic" )

I leave the rest of the thread as an exercize in past Michelle bashing.