Kwanza is Kommunist

Obama gives a Kwanzaa greeting, as Bush before him did. Of course, now that Obama's doing it the somewhat risible holiday has become much more sinister:

jonrick46 is sure Obama is endorsing Kwanzaa because it makes blacks Communists, somehow:

Kwanzaa was formed to foster the values of Communism in the black culture.
I am sure Zer0 knows exactly what he is doing to call attention to Kwanzaa and
celebrate its values

Because cooperation means Communism!

struggle thinks endorsing Kwanzaa means Obama is some kind of fictional evil sorcerer:

Barack Obama, the new Randall Flagg.

boycott would like to remind us Obama is totally racist, so he makes up racist things for Obama to say:

president obama said, “Happy Kwanzaa to all you crackers, too.”

sergeantdave would like to say something random, but with onomatopoetic sneer:

Will obuma give michelle a soldering iron for kwanzaaaaaaaaaa?

Seaplaner has a great idea:

IIRC, Kwanzaa and the Simbionese Liberation Army have the same seven principles.

Am I wrong, or would this make a wowzer of a GOP election advert?

Yes, the GOP attacking Kwanza as secretly communist would be an awesome advertisement!