Burn the witch!

Freepers get frustrated, despite how obviously Evil he is, Obama is still winning! But no one can beat Freepers! It must be a vast internets conspiracy! Time for a witch-hunt:

Cedric:

This is political war fare and these people are out to destroy vulnerable FReepers.
They do so without remorse.
And there are many, many more than you reckon.

Destroy vulnerable Freepers using that most dangerous of weapons, the Internet!

Cedric also posts a list he's been compiling:

St. Louis Conservative, FloridaGOPvoter, DeamonDeac, bmweezer, ubaldus, mary mary, Sibre Fan, o2bfree; indianyogi, rabscuttle385, robert david, DrHannibalLecter, LowTaxesEqualProsperity; uscabjd, teethodore, dools007, BillyM; Longstreet63, ScottinVA, ImJason, Don Blake, mathwhizz, zaker99, PaRep, techno, ottovbvs, DocT111, nobamanada, tomymind, brandon craig, phillipgandor, prolifefirst ExiledChicagoan, italyconservative, I_hate_politicians, mister chicago, mquinn, MountainLoop, TheFourthMagi, FloridaBattleGround , Euker, LoveMyFreedom, parksstp, dougmelcher, 09Patriot, lovemmcain21, NYC_BULLMOOSE, WilliamReading, somethinggate, JoseScales, buckleyconservative, jabobny, bfh333; libertarian9, wac3rd, Infidel Puppy, texmexis best, HammerOfTheDogs, Caper29, GoSarah, CaribouCrossing pingman, Unlikely Hero, jsdjason, NationalConservative, dollhouse

Wow! That's a lot of Farkers trying to screw with you! And not witch-hunty at all!

Then there are the individual accusations:

ncalburt wants rvoitier to know:

who care what you think.you’ve outed yourself a long time ago!

You don't agree with me, so you are in the tank for Obama!

greyfoxx39 wants people to stop the madness:

The Romneybots are alleging that someone is a troll if they don't worship at Mitt's feet?
Not surprising, they've tried everything else!

The Witch-Hunters are Romneybots! OMG! Witches vs. Robots! WHO WILL WIN?!

And now this word from Outer Space

Obama Supervillian edition:

Today Rush talked about Ob using hypnosis and warned people not to be hypnotized. He could have went into it more but did give it a good blurb. Now that he has broken this on the national stage it is the time to email many conservative media groups with it. We can say that even Rush told people about it and warned people not to be hypnotize by Ob. I believe that this is very real and scientific. People need to be warned and actually Ob should be prosecuted. Hypnotizing people against their knowledge and will is illegal per the Supreme Court. Since the Supreme Court has ruled on it for those who don't believe this can happen the Supreme Court recognized that it can or they would not have ruled on it.

Bellflower

Clinging to Guns and Palin.

Hard to find anything except for more cries of how Obama is going to destroy our Republic.

I did manage to find a bit of cult-of-personality action going on for Sarah Palin. I guess Freepers have decided to dream of 2012 these days:

Uncle Miltie:

She’s a rock star.
We’ll get the dirty bastards. Now or later.

9YearLurker has the narrative down already:

McCain deserves credit for selecting Palin and perhaps saving the conservative movement.
But Cindy McCain deserves great credit too. She was ultimately his closest adviser on this—and she encouraged him to select the beautiful, younger governor. This is something a wife could easily not have done, and yet she probably saved his campaign by prompting him to make the move.

Heartwarming! And I'm sure totally true.

antceecee thinks the only way to describe the situation is purple prose:

The defections of liberal Republicans and the wails of Democrats are very real cries of pain.
They know.
They know that politics as usual for them is dead. There is an unknown element injected into the political scene and this unknown has drawn wild, enthusiastic support from the grass roots level around the country.
The opposition is afraid... they should be. There is a renaissance occurring in America, a rebirth of the pioneer, the frontier, the legendary wild American spirit.

MORNING IN AMERICA !!!11!One!Palin

A Public Service Announcement

"That word, I do not think it means what you think it means"

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snarkytart:

Get real, 0bama! The entire democratic party are socialists now. They are no longer liberal in the traditional sense of the word.

Socialism: state or collective ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods.

Are the Dems advocating government ownership of production?

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conservativegramma :

Its no secret. HE’S AN OPEN, OUT OF THE CLOSET, MARXIST COMMUNIST!!!!!!!!!!! He needs to be called what he is, using his own words.

Marxism: a belief that this dialectical historical process will ultimately result in a replacement of the current class structure of society with a socialistic society.

Communism: a political system wherein a single party state administrates a socialist society.

Has Obama ever mentioned the historical dialectic?! Has he talked about how a single party state would be cool? (NOTE: Bush has, but he was joking.)

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Seaplaner:

Marxist Obama's condescending tone and choice of words (always with malignant blames and Stalinist accusations) are a key to his fuming hatred of all things for which we stand.

Marxism: see above.

Stalinism: Communism through use of propaganda to establish a personality cult around an absolute dictator, as well as extensive use of the secret police to maintain social submission and silence political dissent.

An accusation isn't Stalinist unless the target disappears.

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I trust Freepers will continue to misuse these words in an attempt to re-fight the Cold War, but I thought people should know how wrongheaded this current debate is.

Obama's parade of horribles.

Pat Buchanan publishes one of the many hypothetical articles about Obama's first 100 days. He hits amnesty for illegals, and homosexual rights, etc. etc. Of course, he's not crazy enough for the Freepers. They have a few additions:

Kenny500c thinks of nig-crime! He thinks of crime!

Don’t forget all the gang-bangers that will be let out of jail and onto our streets because they were victims of “racial profiling.”

Savagemom is gonna get thrown in jail:

How about criminalizing homeschooling? I can’t imagine he’s going to allow that to continue. Children might learn something he hasn’t approved, and could escape whatever brainwashing he has planned for them.

criminalize? Yes, I'm sure Obama's silence on the issue is simply plotting.

pabianice doesn't exactly have anything to add to the conversation, but writes a post just the same:

Buchanan left-out Obama’s ugly disposition and hatred of whites. He has hid his scowl and sneer well during the campaign but it slips-out sometimes. He is a racist hate-monger who, once in office, will be off his leash. There will be a “cold civil war” between the real US and the Obama hate-mongers. We live in interesting times. Americans are most determined and centered when pushed into a corner. An Obama election will reenergize the right like nothing since FDR.

"cold civil war" isn't cold enough for some. Like Arkansas Toothpick

Then they are going to DIE! You come for my guns, you die. Simple as that. YOU HEAR ME WASHINGTON?????

Gorzaloon also hits guns. Very popular topic these days.

"Of course none of this will fail to deter the next (Democrat-Paid) lunatic from shooting up a school or post office so when that happens the next move will be to ban the manufacture, sale and possession of ALL hand guns and repeating arms."

The quotes are added for authenticity, I'm sure.

Forward the Light Brigade has been reading his history books while smoking crack again:

The pitchforks will be out for 2012 as the American People will be fed up with Obamacide bleeding the nation. I fear it will be worse than Pat says as the US is “tested” international front with a weakened military being sent all over the world as “peacekeepers.” Like Wilson who played the Peace Card and got us into WW I—so will Obama bring us into WW III. He will divide this land as it hasn’t been since 1860.

Obama will be like Wilson, but also World War 2 and the Civil War!

And now this word from Outer Space

Republican Hotness edition:

[R]epublican women are dressed classy and beautiful.

They are feminine and know how to present themselves

Dem women always look scruffy, dragged out of bed and dirty with no class, plus very butch or ugly

Not only that, but Republican men are handsomer, more muscular and more virile. They don’t dress in the metro-sexual manner Democrats do, but in a masculine style with tee-shirts or sweat shirts, ball-caps, windbreakers (when needed), and jeans to display their manly physiques.

Also, Republican men don’t need viagra to satisfy their women (except Bob Dole). Republican women are very happy.

Crazy supplied by FFranco

Obama assasination attempt

How does Free Republic react to the recently thwarted assassination attack against Obama? They say it's a conspiracy, and run back to old shibboleths.

omega4179 immediately knows this is fake:

Reichstag event planned by Zer0 Sympathizers.

the Hitler reference was a nice touch.

El Gato adds to the conspiracy narrative, folding in those black-suits at the ATF:

likely the "plot", by *two* hyped up meth heads, was real enough, but the timing, and the mere fact, of it's unsealing was controled by BATFE.
Lets just say they have a vested interest in a candidate who would pass more federal gun control, and shield current laws from the fallout from the Heller decision.

ponygirl just loses it:

They rig everything and then blame it on Republicans. I am sick of it. Rig up a fake "assassination" attempt --> point to Republicans. Rig a financial disaster --> blame the Republicans. Crash the housing/mortgage market --> blame the Republicans. Get some intern to blow you under the Oval Office desk --> blame the "Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy." ...

This dawg is getting damn tired of getting kicked. I'm about to bite somebody.

I don't know who they are, but they sure are powerful! I'll bet they're an army of George Sorosi!

Twinkiemay be joking, but I cannot be sure:

Arkansas - hmmm..mmm. . Hillary??????!!!! Bill??????!!

At this rate the Clintons will be responsible for every death in the US!

On the non-conspiracy angle, we have Tarpon who appears to have forgotten about the civil rights movement:

Since the KKK is a Democrat terror operation formed after the civil war, this seems to show there is considerable unrest within the Democrat party.

Waco who left his compassion in his other pants:

Another reason not to elect 0 , we don’t need another holiday.

That'll play well! But not as well as sageb's well thought out political plan:

These guys are potential domestic terrorists - unlike Bill Ayers, who was a real domestic terrorist and who had a huge network of domestic terrorist friends. I wonder if they’ll get off on a technicality too?

This is what we need to go with.

Skinheads are domestic terrorists just like Obama's friend William Ayers.

Yes! Politicize this assassination attempt! That is a GREAT PLAN!

the aptly named Chode remembers there's a racial component:

two white boys attacking an all black school??? please... if they didn't get shot full of holes, they'd get cut to pieces.

because black school children always carry guns, or at least knives that can somehow beat guns.