The DADT conspiracy

Repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell is on the agenda these days. Freepers use this as another excuse to rage at the gays. Ordinarily, I'd skip this as it's more of the same, but there are some real gems here:

onyx is pissed at SUan Collins!

This female is both a liar and a traitor to our straight military men and
women.

The country of Straight Military Men should hang this female!

backwoods-engineer thinks "the sodomilitary" will become Nazis and will start a Civil War

An all-sodomite military will surely push us over the edge into another
civil war.
The soldiers who care about morale and the honor of the military
will resign. Those left behind, the sodomites and their enablers, will be
beholden to Obama, who will want to use them as his personal SS-style secret
police force.
All it will take is one US sodomilitary attack on US citizens,
and we will be back to 1864.

1864?

Darksheare has a story about this one gay guy he beat up for toally coming onto him:

When I sugned up in 1996, Bubba Gump Clintons “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” was newly
minted.Gays were signing up with the fantasy that the military would be an all
you can eat meat market.They didn’t understand that “Not asking” meant we
weren’t going to ask, and “Not telling” meant they were supposed to STFU about
it.

Well, one particular person we referred to as Banannasack had a habit of
jumping into the shower with people. Yes, he got his face kicked in a couple
times, but he refused to learn. Yes, he grabbed my butt. Yes, I did beat him
unconscious. I will not apologize for it, he deserved it. If it had been hetero
sexual harassment he’d have been booted. As you can guess, I am against gays
serving. I haven’t met one yet that could keep their hands to themselves.

Cool story! Sounds totally true, and proves gays can't stop molesting straight people!

Monday potpourri.

RWB Patriot predicts liberals will finally act super evil for realz in 2012:

If you thought that election was nuts, just wait until 2012. I sense heavy use of the race card, Black Panther “marches”, another looooong Supreme Court battle if dear leader loses, and potential violence if the Court rules against him.

Nasher just gushes over Clinton, now that he's no Obama:

Clinton is up there acting presidential (can't believe I ever would say that) fielding questions on a wide range of subjects (including foreign policy and the START Treaty!) and 0bama is subserviently standing there motionless with his hands clasped together. 0bama not wanting to cut in on the Pres. makes a hasty retreat to meet run into the arms of Moochelle.

0bama looking even more weak here. I guess this is what Clinton meant by "Obama would be getting us coffee".

Chunga thinks Palin is super normal:

Anti-Palin folks are certifiable...ready for the asylum. This woman is so normal it spooks the living hell out of the insane.

Candor7 doesn't like Boehner crying:

Boehner: You cry, you die. You were not elected to cry.

Semperfiwife is not a fan of Maxine Waters:

Unfortunately, Maxine “the CIA infected LA with the AIDS virus” Waters is too busy defending her herself, her husband and her nephew against ethics charges related to her going to the mat for a bank that her husband owned major stock in. The woman is a crook who has lined her pockets, never did a thing for anyone in Watts, and is stupid on top of it. No cable needs to be unearthed to prove that one.

unixfox on how we've been slaves for generations and didn't know it:

Unfortunately our Republic was lost a long time ago.

Specifically in 1913 when the 16th Amendment was ratified.

Since that time we have ALL become slaves of a govt. that does not give ONE SINGLE SH!T about it's citizens or the people that fought for it.

Owning people...just like taxes!

broken_arrow1 thinks we're forgetting Pearl Harbor:

didn't see anything on the internet today. Re-write history and leave out December 7th, 1941 - Pearl Harbor. I guess the Japanese had bad childhoods and were just misunderstood in today's progressive world. Like the Ground Zero Mosque, we should let them build a tribute to their poor fallen Kamikaze pilots at Pearl Harbor.

Why do we no longer hate the scheming Japs?!

JLAGRAYFOX thinks only the military has anyone worth anything, and that half of America hates America:

We only have one “great generation” left in America, our military. Our President is an American hater, as is his wife, the Democrat Party is composed of America haters and destroyers of this great country and the Republicans are whimps to the maximum.

KoRn thinks Elizabeth Edwards totally killed herself:

Can’t help but to wonder whether this was ‘assisted suicide’. Announcement one day, and dead the next. Interesting timing to say the least. If so, I can’t say that I blame her.

Yaelle wishes Sarah would use a more robust political medium than Twitter - facebook!

Sarah’s right, though she should have elucidated a bit more via Facebook rather than limit herself to Twitter. (Or at least get Twitlonger.)

District Court Health Care Ruling Victory Lap

Perversly wondering what kind of sore winners Freepers can be? Well, look no further than their reaction to the first District Court Judge (and Republican consultant) ruling the Health Care Reform Act Unconstitutional. This is basically meaningless, as this is to go before the Supreme Court, but Freepers need very little reason to dickishly celebrate:

USALiberty thinks this judicial decision is a good time to discuss how health care should be left to God:

Can’t pay the doc? maybe you should have planned better and saved your money or
bought health insurance. If you didn’t, then, you’d better hope the doc FREELY
CHOOSES to help you at no charge because you have ZERO claim on his services as
a “right.” Otherwise, your next line of defense is charity — which should be
REAL charity based on donations freely made and not FORCED taxation.
When all
else fails, there is nothing to keep you from treating yourself for your own
ailments. Making ME pay should NOT be on the table.
I say leave the ultimate
health care decisions where they belong: WITH GOD! You are always free to PRAY
TO DOCTOR GOD for healing. God’s healing can come through direct miracles or by
God’s direction to charities and health care providers to help you.
If you
TRUST IN GOD, then you can be sure that He WILL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION and
bring you what you need/deserve when you need/deserve it — even if it isn’t what
you THINK you want.
Freedom always involves risk. And yes, some people will
get more than others. But that is a SMALL price to pay for LIBERTY! We need to
get the government 100% OUT of health care!
In the end, free people are
called to live with the consequences of their OWN ACTIONS and the judgement of
ALMIGHTY GOD. Government has NO RIGHT to interfere with that process!
Yes, I
WOULD rather die than receive KenyanCare. Absolutely. God has more wisdom than
all the death panels put together!

exit82 thinks this decision is God's vengeance somehow:

Thank You, Lord.
The angel still rides in this whirlwind, and for that we are
grateful

Charles Henrickson hopes the Judiciary finally recognizes the Constitution enacts his policy:

Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Department of Education—they’re all
unconstitutional, too, but they’re not going away in the near future. So we’ll
have to see if this holds up.

Hmm...your fellow Freepers will not be such a fan of the Medicare and Social Security part...

Cletus.D.Yokel has faith Kennedy will strike down this law cause Obama humiliated him in the State of the Union:

having been called out in the SotU speech and subjected to political
humiliation. I’m thinking that since that call-out, Kennedy will continue to
side with the “right” Justices.

Cobra64 is not optimistic:

ObummerCare is DOA.
I wish I were that confident. Laws mean nothing to
democrats.

Which is why the bastards will appeal!

GlockThe Vote has a post that is basically why I do this blog in a nutshell:

WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, to Freepers this judicial ruling is just like a fictional group of gurilla teenagers fighting against the Communists in the 1980s. I cannot make this stuff up. Just when I think Freepers are all predictable, they come up with a new height of crazy to surprise me.

Saturday Pix

Heh. Freepers hate them some Ron Paul.

Haw! Bad enemy leader dresses like a lady!

Needless to say, Freepers don't get the joke.

When even made up quotes fails to get you within the definition of crazy, you fail hard.

SOROS! He's an ineffectual comedy leader!

GAAAAH! Freaky angel!

What makes a good Constitution?

Iceland is rewriting it's Constitution, and Freepers are full of suggestions:

misterrob thinks ours is pretty good, 'cept for a few of the Amendments, and how you interpret it:

Our Constitution is fine the way that it is (save of for a few bad amendments). If officials would follow what it says then we would be in far better shape.

kearnyirish2 thinks temperature is important:

Cold countries usually place a higher value on the independence of the individual, because there is only so much a government can do if your car is buried in a snowdrift in a valley with no cell phone reception miles from any other people. It isn’t the cold, but the availability of a safety net, that makes people dependent. Mother Nature takes no prisoners.

hopespringseternal thinks it's just the suffering:

Randomly grabbing people with no sense of reality or knowledge of the problem is only going to make the problem worse. They aren't even aware they have made that assumption.

Until several generations actually have to live cold, dark, and hungry, in disease and squalor, this assumption will reign.

VanDeKoik thinks it's extraordinary people, and God:

Good constitutions are created by extraordinary people that are divinely inspired.

That’s why there has really only been one that managed to survive(for the most part) for over 200 years.

padre35 thinks Christianity shouldn't be required, but ya gotta keep the gays away from public office somehow:

should the State impose Christianity from the Top Down with sanctions for violating Christian Principles and Morals?

I say probably not, as Christianity is best when it is purely voluntary and flows upwards and not downwards in terms of governance, [Iceland's] Lesbian PM, and I have noticed countries that embrace homosexuality do tend to go into the toilet, so the point is not lost on me, however if they are a Christian people such people in positions of Authority in a Democratic Republic, would never be elected.

Note that understandable sentences are not Constitutionally required.

What is Barack Obama?

Freepers rationalicate on Obama's race and...other things.

stboz:

He’s not a black man. It’s worse than that, but we can’t say the word.

because intimating he's a nigger is better than saying it!

Dan(9698) also kicks it Jim Crow style:

Mulatto

dogcaller knows what's important:

Whatever Obama is, he is not one of us. He is a stranger in our land.

Cincinna thinks Obama is black cause she sees race everywhere:

NOBAMA 2012 has self-defined himself as part of the black or African American community.everything he does has a racial component.

MrEdd brings up how Obama is secretly gay:

Obumbuster is bisexual and multiracial.

kromike wants to see Obama's penis:

Obamolester is a “man”? Really? Do you have any proof of that? It’ll be a first...that being “proof” of any kind.

FrankR laments how black people have it so good:

follow the money. If someone can prove they have a single drop of black blood, then they becomes a "minority", and all kinds of worlds open up to them that they never had before.

Seriously though...when has obama EVER defended white people...he called his own (white) grandmother a 'typical white person'.

Nepeta is reminded of distasteful foreigners:

Obama reminds me of some foreign professorial types who never quite become part of the local American culture because they're just a little too superior to be part of mere American culture. He's the kind of person eager to tell you how brilliant he is so that you know he thinks you're a dolt, even as he blathers on a bunch of disproved old theories or discredited notions he has not kept up with...and rather than argue with him, you just want to get away and talk to someone else...

Freepers hate Obama's compromise

Freepers are not too happy about this tax-cuts/unemployment insurance deal. Mostly that it was a deal. With Obama. No good can come of helping the enemy.

SierraWasp

Sliding up to a month into 2011 with a retro out of Clinton rates would be well worth the correcting action and would take the issues out of the next election by making the current rates permanent!!! (to say nothing of a huge increase in estate taxes to over a third of what a family accumulated after a lifetime of being taxed each year)

Everybody should be trying to throw this creature from the swamp in D.C. down into hell!!!

You can't continue to compromise with evil, even though we've been in the habit of it!!!