Obama killed his grandma!

Obama goes to his grandmother's funeral. Freepers cannot allow their enemy to have even moment of humanity - it would upset their black and white morality.

Observe:

PghBaldy notices something odd:

The poor woman who raised him deserved better. Why would Mrs Obama not be there with her husband? There is more to this family than meets the eye.

As was pointed out by very few freepers, Michelle Obama was actually there. So much for that theory.

Soliton packs even more errors into his message:

Now the DNA evidence is gone to sea. She sleeps with the fishes.
I hope he bought a carbon credit before polluting the ocean.

1. DNA evidence from a cremated body?
2. DNA evidence of what? Sure, Obama's secret dad is Malcom X, but I think everyone thinks his mom was his mom.
3. Carbon credits for dumping ashes into the ocean? That's so off target it isn't even satiric.

autumnraine picks up on the ashes thing:

Please see my recently posted EPA guideline for burying cremated remains at sea.
Obama either broke the law or threw some fireplace ashes into the wind.

Because the EPA is always getting people in trouble for scattering their ashes all the time! Guideline does not equal law.


chicagolady has totally legitimate questions:

Am I the only one who is amazed and the timimg of all of this and am disturbed that now there is not a body to be exumed if needed?

Because cremation is suspicious when Obama does it.

4yearlurker has some suspicions as well:

I scattered my father's ashes in the desert in Arizona. They didn't look like the ashes Barry Hussein is dumping. my dads ashes were black with some gray,and not as fine. Also whats Barry afraid of in that photo? I grabbed handfuls of the old man's ashes and threw them high into the wind. Barry is such a dork.

At last! Proof Obama burned his birth certificate and not his grandmother! Also, Barry is a dork cause he doesn't throw ashes.