Monday potpourri.

I see my hands takes his politics a biiit seriously.

[Michael] Jackson was a Lefty. His fans are Lefties. The default position when facts are incomplete regarding a Lefty is to assume and spread the worst. It’s not hard.

HiTech RedNeck may or may not have a shrine to a certain Conservative in his chapel/bedroom.

Like [Sarah Palin's] own Savior, the slain Christ, her resurrection will seem to come awfully quickly on the heels of her “death.” She’s already consulting with the big boys. She has taken a lemon which was partly of her own inadvertent creation (she never imagined the ethics laws she championed would be abused in such an egregious manner) and turned it into, not just lemonade, but something heavenward of ambrosia.

Sarah Barracuda is in second grade:

Conan looks like a toe and letterman, well don’t get me started. None of these so-called comedians are even funny, all they do is love to bash Conservatives because they all have doo doo in their souls

SMCC1 probably isn't a fan of "a la carte" Catholics. Except...

As a Catholic, I ignore anything the Church says about economics. JPII was probably the most or only capitalistic Pope...

magslinger really wishes Hoover had won in 1932.

A Pinko is a Commie. Just not as good at it as a real red like that FDR.

I have a message for Sig Sauer P220: If you want to pretend not to e the party of racism, you can't go pretending all black people are like your fever-dreamed ghetto-thugs.

Barry: Honest baby, yo booty is all I care about.

Shelly: But what about that 16 year old Brazilian ho?

Barry: What? Her? She wuz ugly.

Shelly: She betta leave mah man alone or ah'll cut her. Uhhh huh, das raight.

Shelly: (O-snap).

Titus-Maximus only knows weird people, if you ask me, or he's lying to feel better about Obama being President:

Yes, but everyone I know knows the doctor’s name who delivered them.