Debate pix

Partially at the suggestion of FreeperFan, and partially because there were so damn many, here is impotent rage, embodied in awful photoshops:

The key is the blur effect.

What, no Bob Schieffer?

OK, this is a bit clever

This Big Mama thing may have legs. I hope.

LOL, FAT!

And the audience was planted!

Heh. Truth Pirates.

Well, that's it then.

Candy Crowley is fat and mean

I'd say you know Romney lost because Freepers are complaining about the moderator, except that they'd do that anyway.

MHGinTN is not happy:

I was so completely disappointed in Candy Crowley! I was under the mistaken impression that she was a legitimate journalist, not just another kneepad leftist apologist for the little faggot bastard and his henchghouls.

I wonder why the democrats would NEVER enter a debate held at BYU or Hillsdale College? ... Yeah, I know, they would never enter a debate scene they didn't already have control over.

ConservativeDude thinks all the bellyaching about the moderator is hurting Obama:

the obama campaign has to be secretly incredibly frustrated. Instead of their guy jumping to the front, they are now mired in this debate over Crowley. He still isn’t getting any real attention. This discussion is going to dominate until the third debate, which does not really help an incumbent President.

bitt is too distracted about the lates Libya conspiracy to pay attention the the moderator:

I am beginning to wonder if the reason for the coverup is because

the weapons used at the Consulate came from the USA.

THAT would make Fast and Furious look like a tag sale.

ConservativeDude knows insulting Crowley's weight is the right thing to do:

It’s one thing to call someone Miss Piggy and it just be a gratuitous insult.

It’s another thing to call someone Miss Piggy and for the rest of us to say, “oh my goodness! She DOES LOOK LIKE MISS PIGGY!!!!”

txrefugee thinks Obama is super wimpy cause women like him:

Crowley will forever be known as the biased broad who just had to play “Big Mama” for her poor little president, becoming a national joke in the process.

Like Clinton, Obama is such a mama’s boy, always counting on women to bail him out. No wonder he’s such a hit on “Oprah” and “The View.”

And no wonder real men won’t vote for this 150# weakling,

Mountain Mary knows what's important:

An “insider” that visited the Oval described Bam’s wrists as being unnaturally skinny. Look at them! They are right. EEuuu.

Behind Liberal Lines has a plan - boycott the debates!

The GOP needs to end this problem with biased moderators once and for all. For the next presidential election the GOP needs to insist that the moderators are only allowed to ask the question and then keep track of time. NO follow up questions and NO fact checks. Candidate vs candidate, not candidate vs moderator and candidate. If the “bipartisan” (ie-Democrat and RINO run) CPD refuses then the GOP says they’re out. And the need to establish this well before 2016 so it doesn’t become an issue during that election.

Post debate misery

Romney still beat them both and the liberal crowd who clapped at the lie Crowley said against Romney. The wookie led the clapping . This whole thing was a setup , a lynching against Romney but he still won and came out on top. The polls will show this even if the liberal media tries to manufacture a small bounce for Obama now.

rurgan (Sunset all laws at 4 years.China is destroying U.S. ability to manufacture,makes everything) Hold on tight, there's a storm o' crazy acommin!

More debate prep

Romney's success in the first debate has, of course, driven Freeper debate ideas further into crazytown.

arrogantsob is sure of victory:

Personally I don’t care what The Disaster does or does not do, it won’t matter. The Bubble has burst.

Romney could be awakened at four in the morning from a deep sleep, dead drunk and destroy this A-hole on any subject of import.

The next two debates are going to be even BIGGER disasters than the first.

knarf makes much of those few pics Freepers have captured of Obama with his middle finger out:

Stay behind the podium, but turn square to zero and say,

"Mr President, if you give me the middle finger again, I will come over there and break it off"

Crowley will piss her pants, zero will cry, the audience will break the rule and scream cheeringly and we'll have marshall the next day, or we'll never see zero again.

humblegunner just wants some petty insults:

This is a town hall type debate, the two may be placed closer together than before.

It would be epic for Romney to offer Obama a breath mint.

Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America counsels acting deranged:

Mitt, CALL OBAMA OUT ON EACH AND EVERY DIVERSIONARY LIE. If this debate being staged in favor of 0bama IS TOO OBVIOUS, this will backfire on 0bama. Mitt needs to CALL THE MEDIA OUT FOR PROTECTING OBAMA. State the OBVIOUS.

Hey - it works for him!

struggle knows everyone is pretty into the Libya thing, so just contentless yelling about it is all you need:

All Romney would have to say is “It is refreshing that SOMEONE in this administration has taken responsibility for the debacle. I commend Hillary for admitting the fault and I hope we find those who perpetrated this devious attack.”

ONE AND DONE.

American Constitutionalist also with the middle finger:

If Obama gives Romney the middle finger it will remind people of what Clint Eastwood said.

Clint Eastwood " No Mr. Obama, I am not going to tell Romney to do that to himself ". Therefore, Romney could say: " No Mr. Juvenile delinquent president, I won't do that to myself, and I won't tell Americans to do that to themselves "

This gesture along will solidify Romney's support among the Independents.

chriscraft thinks Americans want to see Mitt whine about the moderator:

If Candy Crowley becomes too ridiculous, Romney should admonish her and Obama early on with: Folks, this is not a game. Americans are tuning in right now because our country is at risk and they know it. You may think it’s about gotcha questions or clever debating ploys. But I assure you it is not.

I will also say this. What we are doing tonight is not funny. Just like it wasn’t funny last week. It might have been hilarious $16 trillion dollars ago and before Americans were killed in Libya, but certainly not now.

So, let’s all agree about why we are here and and think again about what Americans are expecting of us this evening.

RetSignman thinks pettiness is key:

If I may insert my opinion...
I don’t believe anyone with one brain cell left, doubts Crowley will, despite the rules established, insert herself into this debate. I believe Romney, in his opening remarks, can put her on the defensive and slam the door on her attempts.

’ I’m grateful to have this important opportunity to connect directly with the voters, unfiltered or misinterpreted by a third party. I look forward to answering their questions and the exchanging unfiltered views with the president.’

IF after this, she dares to open her mouth to challenge the voter’s question, Romney might have to remind her...’Ms. Crowley, you have preselected and viewed all the voters questions prior to this debate, I find it odd that you find it necessary to challenge their questions now’

Also answering the 47%:

‘Mr. president, when I’m elected, I will have taken a vow to represent all the people of our United States, even if we were to have 57 of them, by your count and I will keep that vow’.

Throwing 0’s ‘slip of tongue’ right back in his face.

WFTR knows right wing talking points are all gold, especially in question form:

Here are some questions and comments for Mitt Romney to use on Obama at opportune times. 1. How are you feeling? Is the altitude okay for you?

2. Hillary Clinton didn't pass along information about the need for increased security in Libya. Do you promise to communicate more closely so that this never happens again? Why should we believe you?

3. I have money, but when I've had a job, I've focused on that job rather than playing golf. In my free time, I've served others through my church and other organizations.

4. Will you ensure starting tomorrow that all members of the military receive their ballots in time to vote?

5. You wanted to change how people acted in government. Are you proud of how Biden acted last week?

I'd like to get to Hillary and Libya, but I'm pretty busy to day. Maybe tomorrow afternoon!

Debate Day!

You ready for the second Presidential debate? Freepers are already polishing their sense of victimhood:

laweeks thinks the moderator is basically liberal Rush Limbaugh:

Why don't they just say that until they have a 50-50 participation (perhaps with Rush, Hannity, Levin, Malkin) as the co-moderator or perhaps as the ONLY moderator of at least 1/2 of them, then they can go to hell.

bmwcyle has some advice for Romney:

She is one of the worse liberals there is. Romney needs to stuff a sock in her mouth.

tom paine 2 knows the crowd will be in on it too!

There will be all kinds of Obama ringers in the crowd, primed to attack Romney.

Buckeye McFrog agrees - Romney's expectations should be super low:

It will be a hall packed with Pony Tail Guys moderated by a Lib reporter. Romney will be under assault from the get-go.

newnhdad cleverly surmises that the moderator will be fired if she doesn't deliver:

Her future in the media depends on Obama winning this thing. He wins, she keeps her show, he loses she gets a gig on Al Jazzera, RT or Current TV.

She’s an umpire that owes the mob a bunch of money and they’re sitting in a van outside his house awaiting the outcome of the game. Funny thing is that the fans in the stands know this.

ILS21R thinks the debates don't matter since Obama Holocausted the economy:

Does it really matter who the moderator is or what role they play? Obama is now akin to Hitler coming out of the bunker at the end of WWII to debate Eisenhower on whose leadership will be better for Germany.

Opinionated Blowhard explains the moderator's insidious goal:

Candy Crowley is one of the more partisan Dem reportes out there. Of course she’s going to try to open her fat mouth to cut off Romney when he’s on a roll and save Obama when he starts to stutter and stammer.

Remember this: Crowley’s goal at this debate is not to host a good debate. Its to do everything she can to turn this into a “turning point” so that Obama and the press can start a “comeback” narrative. She’s looking for praise from her fellow reporters as the person who turned this back around for Obama. She wants to have an interview like Katie Couric had with Sarah Palin. One that was perceived as stopping the McCain - Palin momentum.

hosepipe thinks this is all a setup:

Right something stinks in Denmark.. These debates have been setup for republicans to loose.. Like on purpose.. Which make Romneys win over Obama in the first one “scripted”..

If Obama hands Romney his ass in the next one you will know its true.. Like a B-movie it seems obvious to me.. WHy NO limbaugh, Levin or Malkin?.. or even O’Really?.. Van Susteran or Kelly?...

WHY?.. because it’s scripted.. The RNC is obviously complicit.. in this.. OR- IT WOULDn’T HAPPEN.. (every time)..

shalom aleichem just foams at the mouth quietly:

After “Che” Raddatz, how could Crowley be any worse?

Oh, she can be worse.

Repulsive POS

gimme1ibertee can't escape his own paranoid delusions:

Romney's going to have to field questions about the dog on the roof of the family car, his "vulture capitalism" while at Bain, his callous uncaring for cancer victims and his inability to release his tax records for the past 40 years. That damned monster! What is he hiding?

Meanwhile,0bama will be beaming proudly at his record of creating a media fan-base and wowing the entitlement class with his ability to feel their pain-not to mention the fact that he's "eye candy" to the likes of the liberal harpy shrews on daytime talk shows and ass-lickers like Letterman.

UGH. Get me OUT of here.

Also, if you wanna see fat jokes, this is the thread for you!

Hillary Clinton is gonna stab Obama

There's a going theory on the Internets that the Clintons are aiming to take out Obama.

To be fair, a good number of Freepers are skeptical, but there are still those who still think Clinton has the same evil near-omnipotence most Freepers impute to Obama nowadays.

Cicero lays out the Freeper version of Hillary:

Hillary is VERY similar to Obama.

She is corrupt. She has ordered her enemies killed. She never worked a day in her life, except when she managed the Whitewater scam for the Rose law firm. She is a Communist. She is a Muslim-lover of long standing. Obama is gay and hillary is lesbian.

Her stint at the State Department was filled with idiocy, corruption, incompetence, and—as usual—fighting on the enemy’s side.

She was best known during the clinton years for trying to stuff through a gigantic national health-care plan. She loves abortion and killing people who offend her.

Reaganite Republican, though, knows the best hate is aimed at your current opponent:

I used to think Hillary was THE WORST... that is, before I got to see Obama in action

Reaganite Republican then explains how Hillary might have orchestrated the post-Libya confusion:

Seems like she caught Obama by surprise to me, he rushed her into the West Wing for a damage control session, by all appearances.

BTW, the story now is that when the Benghazi consulate was turned down when requesting incremental security, this was a hugely contentious issue within the administration... and it sounds like Hillary was on the side that wanted to help, yet -typically- overruled by Obama.

Also, if she IS damaged... bus chucking Obama might be her only hope for salvaging a political career, imho... she has EVERY reason to turn on him at this point, and I believe the Clintons are doing exactly that.

Watch who else turns on him as his campaign implodes, this is gonna be GREAT lol

The_Sword_of_Groo can't stop envisioning Hillary having lesbian sex:

"Huma honey, do you think I have a shot? this embassy thing sure looks like my fault"

"Of course love...the American people have a short memory. And we'll have the press on our side telling them 24/7 how you are the best man for the job"

"Gimmie some sugar, baby"

PGR88 thinks Hillary is behind everything:

I’ve seen others go even farther, saying Hillary made sure security was removed (certainly, someone had to know what was going on), to create an October surprise for Obama by showing that Obama’s treasured “Arab Spring” was a fraud.

Even if Obama somehow squeeks out a victory in 2012, and after seeing 2010 results, Hillary knows she she doesn’t want to go down on Obama’s ship - and there is no way America will elect anyone associated with Obama in 2016. So why not help push Barry out the door now?

GreenHornet has a different Hillary fantasy:

Hillary's political career is over. She will never be President, and she knows it. She also knows that Barack Obama is the reason why she will never be President. First, he killed her chance at the Oval Office in 2008, and now he's destroyed any possibility she may have had to run again in 2016. The Clintons haven't forgotten how Hillary has been treated, and they are looking for payback. It wouldn't surprise me if Hillary resigns just before the election, and takes Obama down with her in her resignation speech. Why shouldn't she? She has nothing to lose at this point.

Kennard knows what's happening:

She is waiting to see if Obama can recover in the second debate. If he does not, she draws the knife.

Beyonce's ass

This one should show up on some internet searches!

Beyoncé won't be starring in Clint Eastwood's upcoming "A Star is Born." No mention of politics at all. Freepers would like to take this time to comment on the Obama's supporters' talent and attractiveness. Particularly this one bit of her anatomy:

Hardraade has studied the woman:

Far as I can see, Beyonce has exactly two characteristiics:

1. Color.
2. Butt.

Justaham also knows Beyonce's deal:

A bottie shaker who can screech and yell when she sings.

CaribCarter knows it's all fake:

Sorry, won’t buy into the obligatory “Beyonce is beautiful” crap. Without her make-up, wigs, and extensions, Beyonce is just another harsh looking hip-gyrator with a butt big enough to park a double-wide.

Republican women don't need makeup. Mad Dawgg thinks it's all CG except for the ass.

Currently I am 6'3" and weigh 278 and sing baritone/tenor and with the technology I have in my home made studio I could make a video of myself singing and sounding and looking like Beyonce'

Yes it would take several months to get it done but it is amazing what digital technology is capable of. With some of the newer Morphing video software its astonishing how realistic one can make a digital composite of a live action figure. It takes many hours and lots of tweaking and editing but its not all that expensive now (especially since lots of the "Cracked" software is available to download on the internet for free.)

And truth be know I bet Beyonce' has had her image altered in those videos cuz I swear her backside always looks way bigger when she is on live TV as opposed to her videos.

LibLieSlayer is not a fan:

I do not like her voice, her personality, her politics and she will NEVER be an “A” list Actress because she ain't all that.

CitizenM wishes it were Judy Garland in the role:

I am glad...it would have ruined the movie for me. No one could top Judy Garland, who although not a beautiful woman, had a true vocal talent that everyone has agreed was hauntingly unique. Beyonce is just another in a bunch of today's female vocalists whose talent doesn't match up to the hype and who would not be nearly as popular if they weren't sensationalizing themselves in some manner.
But, what does Beyonce care...she has the Obamas fawning all over her. They form a mutual adoration society. Michelle said she would like to be Beyonce, and Barack says Beyonce is a perfect role model for his daughters. Beyonce, of course is hooked up with that obnoxious rapper JayZ with a drug dealer ""rap," and she is quite willing to shake and show her booty and other body parts to earn a buck. Nice icons for the Obama (or any) young girls. The whole bunch of them have no class, and no clue as to what sort of women should be admired.

CaribCarter knows any pics without the butt are useless:

Can’t tell by that pic. She is clearly wearing make-up and hair extensions. Plus, you cannot see the double-wide butt. IMO, Halle Berry is a beautiful black woman, as is Stacey Dash. Beyonce is not. But, then, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Ahh, Stacey Dash. She was in Clueless some time ago, and is a REPUBLICAN BLACK WOMAN ACTRESS. This makes her the hottest, most talented woman in the world:

GOPsterinMA knows only Republicans are talented, and has one in mind!

If a mocha colored lady is needed, how about Stacey Dash? Her brain, unlike this bim’s, isn’t located in her ass.

bim?

Tuanedge:

Everything about Stacey Dash would make her an improvement over Beyonce, including her rear end, which among the remaining American men with testosterone in their bloodstream, is hailed as a national treasure.

She is not "mocha", her skin is like wild honey...made from flowers gathered from many nations...she's an ethnic demographic all her own...a Honey American.

It only gets worse from there.