Monday, October 15, 2012

Beyonce's ass

This one should show up on some internet searches!

Beyoncé won't be starring in Clint Eastwood's upcoming "A Star is Born." No mention of politics at all. Freepers would like to take this time to comment on the Obama's supporters' talent and attractiveness. Particularly this one bit of her anatomy:

Hardraade has studied the woman:
Far as I can see, Beyonce has exactly two characteristiics:

1. Color.
2. Butt.
Justaham also knows Beyonce's deal:
A bottie shaker who can screech and yell when she sings.
CaribCarter knows it's all fake:
Sorry, won’t buy into the obligatory “Beyonce is beautiful” crap. Without her make-up, wigs, and extensions, Beyonce is just another harsh looking hip-gyrator with a butt big enough to park a double-wide.
Republican women don't need makeup. Mad Dawgg thinks it's all CG except for the ass.
Currently I am 6'3" and weigh 278 and sing baritone/tenor and with the technology I have in my home made studio I could make a video of myself singing and sounding and looking like Beyonce'

Yes it would take several months to get it done but it is amazing what digital technology is capable of. With some of the newer Morphing video software its astonishing how realistic one can make a digital composite of a live action figure. It takes many hours and lots of tweaking and editing but its not all that expensive now (especially since lots of the "Cracked" software is available to download on the internet for free.)

And truth be know I bet Beyonce' has had her image altered in those videos cuz I swear her backside always looks way bigger when she is on live TV as opposed to her videos.
LibLieSlayer is not a fan:
I do not like her voice, her personality, her politics and she will NEVER be an “A” list Actress because she ain't all that.
CitizenM wishes it were Judy Garland in the role:
I am glad...it would have ruined the movie for me. No one could top Judy Garland, who although not a beautiful woman, had a true vocal talent that everyone has agreed was hauntingly unique. Beyonce is just another in a bunch of today's female vocalists whose talent doesn't match up to the hype and who would not be nearly as popular if they weren't sensationalizing themselves in some manner.
But, what does Beyonce care...she has the Obamas fawning all over her. They form a mutual adoration society. Michelle said she would like to be Beyonce, and Barack says Beyonce is a perfect role model for his daughters. Beyonce, of course is hooked up with that obnoxious rapper JayZ with a drug dealer ""rap," and she is quite willing to shake and show her booty and other body parts to earn a buck. Nice icons for the Obama (or any) young girls. The whole bunch of them have no class, and no clue as to what sort of women should be admired.
CaribCarter knows any pics without the butt are useless:
Can’t tell by that pic. She is clearly wearing make-up and hair extensions. Plus, you cannot see the double-wide butt. IMO, Halle Berry is a beautiful black woman, as is Stacey Dash. Beyonce is not. But, then, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
Ahh, Stacey Dash. She was in Clueless some time ago, and is a REPUBLICAN BLACK WOMAN ACTRESS. This makes her the hottest, most talented woman in the world:

GOPsterinMA knows only Republicans are talented, and has one in mind!
If a mocha colored lady is needed, how about Stacey Dash? Her brain, unlike this bim’s, isn’t located in her ass.
bim?

Tuanedge:
Everything about Stacey Dash would make her an improvement over Beyonce, including her rear end, which among the remaining American men with testosterone in their bloodstream, is hailed as a national treasure.

She is not "mocha", her skin is like wild honey...made from flowers gathered from many nations...she's an ethnic demographic all her own...a Honey American.
It only gets worse from there.

4 comments:

  1. This is the great thing about Free Republic. No matter what, they are entertaining. You might think you have seen it all, that there are no more heights to climb. You would think that they cannot be any more crazy and here comes the Beyonce's butt thread.

    I love you, Freepers. Keep rocking on with your crazy asses.

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  2. "Dion" from Clueless is now a conservative hero?

    Just another day in Freeper Land...

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  3. OutOfTheClosetWhitePersonOctober 16, 2012 at 5:56 AM

    It's how they show they're "not racist" ...... LOL.

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  4. I wonder if the freeptards realize Stacy Dash posed for playboy a while back, would that make her an evil whore in their Teahadist Playbook?

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