Vice Presidential Debate Predictions

Freepers are torn between keeping expectations down and their Biden is dumb-Ryan is a genius narrative.

The result is a spectacular amount of hyperbole exploding in all directions:

silverleaf remembers how Sarah Palin destroyed Biden last time around:

Paul Ryan has been dealing with bloviating blowhards like braindead Joe for all his life

I think he will do just fine. Assuming the GOP wants to win this race and not throw it like last time

I wonder if Sarah Palin is helping prep him? Joe didn’t get away with bullying her

Eye of Unk knows Biden can't fight the power of Astrology!

Biden is a Sagittarius, so am I, he is a few years older than me, I doubt he has a very flexible memory, I do know what can addle me and that is someone who rambles on and on with technical numbers, I’ll grow bored immediately, or with my bad hearing I’ll interpret a sentence incorrectly.

So I could predict Biden will be easily sidetracked by himself if he has to make a long commentary, I often ramble on explaing something in too much detail to the point I forgot what the whole conversation was about. Ryan could try that tactic, make Biden explain thins in detail, he will rtun off on a tangent, something sagittarians are also famous for.

RKBA Democrat, though, keeps expectations low:

Plugs is an experienced debater. And nasty. For Ryan it’ll be like being locked in a small room with a 180 lb wharf rat with the leftmedia trying to help the rat.

Don’t expect great things out Ryan under the circumstances. He’ll do well if he holds his own.

Little Ray agrees - Ryan has to kick the shit out of a clown:

Biden is sort of like an evil clown - he’s a LOT more dangerous than he initially appears.
Biden will lie his @$$ off if he is allowed to get away with it. Ryan needs to have the facts at his fingertips and, most importantly, CALL HIM on every lie. Ryan needs to go facts, figures, and NO MERCY.

RavenLooneyToon just leaves reality entirely:

Remember, as the VP challenger, Ryan's sole responsibility is attack Obamakov. No one can defend the record of this communist piece of crap. No one. Certainly not Joe Bidden.

Ryan will reveal in front of a national audience that the Obamakov Regime is 68% funded by foreign money, that Chairman Obamakov does not represent this nation, but is bought and paid for to represent the interests of other countries which explains the demise of the USA since the communist takeover of the Whorehouse in 2008.
This debate is the one that will destroy the entire Democratic Socialist Party.

They will never recover. Pelosi and Reid will likely end up in prison as Chairman Obamakov will ultimately throw them under the bus.

Eric in the Ozarks knows who the real ringer is:

Someone said Jon f’n Cary might stand in for the veep who has come down with the flu...

C210N expects shenanigans:

Clearly, their strategy is hail-mary’ish; they’ll be looking for a zinger or gaffe that they can pre-plan and rehearse; one that has no dependencies on anything Ryan would say before OR after. If needed, they’ll work it out with the moderator... or the podium setup crew... or the TV cameras... WHATEVER IT TAKES.

Not the podium setup crew?! Obama, you monster!