Monday Potpourri

Marylander explains how Obama's debate performance3 proves he's borderline retarded:

The President has problems with short-term memory. In the debate, while he was answering Romney, he forgot most of what Romney had just said. His memory is so bad he even forgets the topic midsentence. That is why he rattles on. It is not a professorial contemplation of intricate questions, it is simply forgetting.

This memory problem is the reason he latched on to each hint Lehrer threw to him, simply repeating Lehrer's words, then getting off track while elaborating on them.

It doesn't matter if he comes out swinging the next time, he will still have trouble responding to a question and completing a sentence.

pburgh01 knows Sarah Palin isn't prone to hyperbole. Also, Obama is throwing the election to keep from being indicted:

I have an alternate hypothesis. It fits together with something Sarah Palin who is not prone to hyperbole alluded to, says a major story is about to break. I think Obama is throwing the election on purpose. I can see him taking a dive in the 2 and 3rd debates, not obvious but will leave the MSM saying he won anyway. We know they will say he won, be prepared for it, the phony bump in the polls, the Newsweek cover. Obama will not run with that but slog along and lose respectfully on the first Tuesday after the first Monday on November. This is his plea bargain, to lose in a not so obvious way. I am sure there are many staffers who have resumes cobbled and resignation letters ready but Team Obama has told them they will not resign, if they try they will be destroyed. Ex staffers talk...

Still calling blowout maybe 350+ electoral votes for Romney, throw in a few surprises like Michigan, NM, Pa, Wisconsin and maybe a surprise NE state like Maine.

nhwingut is super excited about this made-up dog whistle from the debate:

The line about his five “boys” was even better the 2nd 3rd and 4th time around. Obama does not look pleased being compared to his “boys.”

A commenter found Auntie Mame discussing Obama's had plastic surgery:

I hadn’t considered Obama had had rhinoplasty, but it’s pretty obvious he has had very well done nose work. If not, his nose would have spread half way across his face by now, just like his father Frank Marshall Davis’s did. (Michelle, even more obviously, has had TONS of work done, nose as well as lips and who knows what all.) I know Obama has had serious work done on his front teeth as I’ve seen old pictures and videos where he wouldn’t even show his teeth and now he’s smiling like howdy doodie all the time.

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However, I still think he’s a real Manchurian candidate and the boy known as Barack Obama may not be the man known as Barack Obama, if you get my drift. The guy just isn’t a real American; there are things about him that are “off.”

JLAGRAYFOX is super excited about the GOP token blacks!!!

Herman Cain is da man!!! Allen West is da man!!! Mia Love is da woman!!! Not the Kenyan, Muslim, Slavemaster & Slave Seller!!! Black folks, wake up!!! You done been had by Obama and his hate America ilk!!! Being adrift at sea is no way to go through life!!! Sad!!!

DCBryan1 is redy to shoot liberals, but only those who live near him.

Yep. Make your list up now. Think local. Act local.

Another commenter gem, hosepipe holds forth on music, and monkeys:

RAP is not even music.. it is posturing by people with no musical talent.. FAKE music or PoP Propaganda.. or even Junk Agitprop..

Classical is the King of Music.. the more you hate Classical the more APE-like you are..

Eventially degrading to RAP and acting like an APE.. thinking like an Ape, some even walking like APES..

The emotions, tone, demeanor, and harmony of Classical is wide and deep.. and Classical Cross-over is like a “Sigh”.. or glance of the eyes.. Classical and Classical-Crossover is like two genres dancing sometimes romantic sometimes brisk and lively..

Jazz is a Princess and Blues a Prince both learning to be potty trained.. a good wipe and their good as new..

PoP vomits quite often and RAP pisses on the TV..

pops88 thinks Obama's debate performance was bad on accounta the anti-AIDS drugs cause of how gay he is.

I’m starting to wonder if there is something wrong, really wrong, in the physiological or mental sense with Obama.

Having a lifetime membership to a gay bath house, I’d imagine the drug cocktail to treat HIV is taking it’s toll.

chris37 is not a fan of New Hampshire:

Oh I guess some folks in NH want more dead ambassadors, more dead mexican teenagers, death panels andvising their moms on their end of life options.

Do it up, NH, re-eleect Barack Hussein Hitler, you bunch of dopes.

spirited irish explains how Obama is just doing what they did in that old Democracy, Babylon:

Obama’s strategy is as old as history and doubtless occured in ancient Babylonia. Being energized by a spirit of pride, lies, hate and envy he lusts after power to dominate and punish those he hates, hence he sows seeds of discord among those he thinks are most like him therefore most likely to respond in kind, to go forth and destroy, terrorize, coerce and plunder.

Gaffer on the many evil faces of Obama:

Agreed, but actually, there are more than just two faces.

Besides the black activist preacher/organizer face, and the face of the sophisticated urbane public servant, there is the Muslim sympathizer face (the one that “Stands with his Muslim Brothers”, with the ears that hear the “sweetest sound on earth - Muslim Call to Prayer) and the one that bows when he greets his foreign Muslim leaders.

There is the intimidator face of the fascist, the one taking the money from premium bond holders with GM, or the 10 Billion from BP during the oil spills, or intimidating Wall Street firms into following illegal conditions as terms of buyouts, and so on.

Then there is the face of the traitor. The one that hates this country, its founding, and its lifeline, the US Constitution. Regardless of where he was really born or not, the majority of his formative years was spent under tutelege of a psychologically damaged mother, and step father in a country or countries outside the norms of American. Indeed, even Hawaii in some regard fits this description.

I think the only time you see his real face is when he’s on the golf course.

Freepers have been having a real hard time unifying all their disparate evil Obama versions lately.

Kolath thinks Romney is a happy tree:

Voting for Romney is like crashing into a tree to avoid going off a cliff. At least there’s a chance of surviving.

Even in the darkest of times, even a tree can be patriotic ;)

Thanks tree!!!! I’ll remember you on Arbor Day!!!!

StandUpChuck on Obama's poker tell:

I noticed him whistling through his teeth also. I think he does it when he tightens his mouth up while telling a lie.

blueunicorn6: Arbiter of Who Is Human!

By defending and attempting to obfuscate the incompetence of the Obama Administration’s handling of the events that resulted in the deaths of at least six Americans in Libya, Rachel Maddow has forfeited her humanity.

albie heard about a Professor who stripped in class. Conclusions are drawn:

Sick, twisted liberal. This is how they all are. Just look into the face of a wired haired, Subaru driving, left wing lunatic sometime. Insanity is behind those eyes. A sincere hatred for all that is God, country and family.

Prost1 has a plan for Muslims:

Muslims declare death to non-muslims or their subjugation after they have paid a penalty (usually in deaths).

So, I think it reasonable to suggest that the muslim religion should be outlawed and adherents subject to their own dhimmini law, that is they pay a tax for their adherance to a false religion.

IOW, muslims who do not capitulate must pay a 10% additional tax on their income to practice their faith.

That 10% would go to more cops to keep an eye on the heathens.!

I love the heathens at the end. It's a nice touch.