Debate Jubulation!

If there were any doubt that Freepers weren't even convincing themselves with their unskewed polling, the furious zeal with which they celebrated Obama's lackluster debate performance would tell you. No more "Obama will be fed the answers," now it's pure, spite-filled triumph.

There are so many possibilities to choose from! The titles alone are awesome:
Demoralize the Demoralizers,
 Mitt Humiliates The Media and Now They Will Seek Revenge,
The Debate: Obama’s Affirmative-action Performance,
 Since No President Has Ever Done This Badly In A Debate, We Have No Idea What It Will Do To Race,
If you enjoyed the Romney/Obama debate, you're gonna absolutely LOVE Ryan/Biden...,
or Has the Rino Saved the Republic?

I decided to pile hate upon smug, and go with Chris Matthews loses it, after poor performance by Obama.

svcw tries to keep it classy, but fails:

I was raised to not revel in someone else’s misery, yet I smiled as I watched Matthew’s melt down.

rcrngroup knows Obama's top evil to not be a dick:

That's ok, I reveled and even GLOATED for you, in watching Chrissy Matthews ranting & raving over his boy 0dumb0's dismal performance. Ordinary rules of decorum & good taste no longer apply to the socialist RAT bastard demoRATs & their partisan media henchmen. Whenever we can kick them when they're down....go for it!

Graewoulf is comforted:

Thanks for the video link. I may re-visit it every night between now and November 6.

About a million posts made a "Mathew's leg tingle is now urine" joke. I chose CitizenM for sheer lameness:

Guess Chrissy no longer feels a “tingle” down his leg for Obama. This time I think it is more like “tinkle” running down... from wetting his pants. LOL

liberty or death has decided Chris Mathews and Obama are gay lovers:

It’s been an erect!on from day one. the “Hook up Brothers” all know who and what they are.

dandiegirl says...things.

The only time BO has to answer any questions are during his soft ball press conferences where he controls the questions and can get up and walk out whenever he pleases. I don’t think BO has a very long attention span-maybe about 15 minutes. Wonder if Jarrett had to go in and resurrect him? Guess Michelle gave it to him too and on their anniversary-ha.

WhistlingPastTheGraveyard thinks Obama didn't get the cocaine he's addicted to:

I’m a paranoid sort, but I can’t shake the feeling that Soetoro’s handlers tanked it tonight by not giving Barry his pre-debate line of blow (aka, “debate prep”). He just looked like a agitated addicted missing his fix. I imagine he’ll be lit up like a Christmas tree for the next two.

taterjay remembers the Bin Laden pic, for some reason.

Don’t forget the pic in the room the day Bin Laden was killed. Now we know he was not photoshopped in, he was actually really small and wimpy in that pic. By the way, bet Hildebeast is fumin’ tonight over that performance. Puts her in the deep doodoo along with him.

USARightSide is super angry about Obama's hand-shaking technique:

Didn’t notice his lips moving because I was about to crash thru the TV screen to knock Obumpo’s left hand off of Romney’s right arm - you know - that ‘dominant’ thing he does when shaking hands - AAARRRRRRRRR!!! - I want to knock him silly when I see that - knew he was going to do it - the turd.

RitaOK has decided Romney was an action-movie badass, and Obama's too thin.

My son says when the two shook hands tonight, that Romney said to Obama, “I’m coming after you tonight.”, reading his lips. You can check that out if you recorded it, or see the rerun.

Also, this is the first time I realized how anorexic Obama is appearing. His eyes even seemed bulging in certain camera shots. The house in Hawaii can’t come soon enough, methinks.

stonehouse01 is looking forwards to the next debate, since Obama's basically functionally retarded:

Obama would like to own the second debate and will try. Unfortunately for him, he simply cannot function without the teleprompters. His “superior intelligence” was always a myth. I never bought into it - the supposed oratorical skills were simply breathy pauses while reading - I always thought so. His brain is not up to the memory and reasoning powers of these debates - too many drugs and a weak intellect - there is a reason the college records were not revealed.

Obama is done - unless he gets the questions ahead of time - even then I’m not sure of his ability to retain the answers he’s supposed to give.