Friday, July 11, 2008

Red Dawn! RED DAWN!

Upon news that there's gonna be a remake of Red Dawn, there's a certain...resonance in the Freeper community.

Boagenes indulges in what most people on the thread did - speculation about how Hollywood is gonna Commie up the remake:

It will be a group of “Anarchist” skate-punk kids (of mixed ethnicity, of course) who take on an invasion of “Red State” neo-con/neo-Nazis!

You forgot that they're all gay.

Quix takes things one step further - he takes a lotta guff for saying the Movie might soon be all too real:

The way some things are looking . . .
They’d better hurry or Martial Law officials will not allow it’s showing.

Teacher317 joins into a debate about the verisimilitude of the movie. Really:

You mean a couple high school kids with AKs couldn’t ambush and defeat the Soviet Army?


A handful of unarmed Polish Jews couldn't hold off the Nazi Army either, eh?


Is there anything Freepers can't turn into a Nazi reference?

FrPR also relates how the movie changed his life:

it was a cool movie... Gave me many survivalist fantasies, helped me be a better outdoorsman.

Survivalist fantasies...that's normal enough, I guess. Though I'll bet his had a lot more firepower than most kid's

Finally, we have Varda version of what the movie will be:

I would bet this will portray the “patriotic kids” being leftist at the start.. The kind who are bullied by football players and cheerleaders.


Being bullied means you're a commie now? Why am I not surprised?

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