Monday potpourri.

Alas, I don't think The Comedian is joking about this utopian silliness:

What "we" need is a complete divorce of the legal profession from real humanity. That in itself would reduce the cost of everything, *everything* by at least 50%.

In addition, the elimination of the income tax would solve every financial problem of every working American in the country.

However, our commie lawyer faggot "president" isn't likely to work toward eliminating the two things that define his entire philosophy.

Lazamataz

Atilla the Hun turned out to be a wonderful, benevolent leader who raised the standards of living for his population, defended his country well, secured new resources, and established a democratic republic.

This speaks volumes. It's like the essence of realpolitik. He treated the Huns okay, so who cares about all the Romans he killed? Just don't apply this to modern Iranians.

Vaquero may overestimate Sarah Palin's inspection powers:

Hey PUTIN! Stay the f*** over there, where Sara can keep and eye on ya.

Califreak likes his conspiracies simple:

I believe the health care industry, just like all other industries, has been under systematic attack by leftist elements for decades.

I believe the bad guys are all attacking everything good and have been forever!

markomalley found a meaty analogy, and doesn't care if it makes no sense:

In case the GOP hasn't figured this one out, the Dems are acting like Jihadists: they don't CARE if this kills them (politically) -- they don't have to come back alive (politically).

We need to make sure that these traitors (those who vote for this abortion from either party) are made to pay in 2010.

This analogy should be taken further. The Dems are going to blow themselves up with bad laws cause they hate our freedoms. 9-11 can be health care. Pres Bush can be Glenn Beck. The Russians invasion of Afghanistan can be McCain's candidacy. And Hitler, of course, is Obama.

Ronbo1948 is SUCH A BADASS

There will be blood.

There will be a bloody Second American Revolution.

The battle lines are drawn and the time of dialogue and compromise are fading into pages of history. The Left with the election of Obama has empowered its radicals to attempt a putsch against the U.S. Constitution. The Patriots of all political parties, races, creeds and religions in this Free Republic cannot allow this offense against liberty to stand.

They will fight.....

THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!!

So butch!

HuntsvilleTxVeteran comes through with a crazy new conspiracy:

16 out of 17 of the AMERICANS that were involved
in creating the UN were later identified, in sworn
testimony, as secret communist agents.