Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Twitter questions for Obama

Obama's holding some kind of new media twitter forum. Freepers try for either serious gotcha questions or witty insults. In both, their partisanship causes them to fail:

a fool in paradise warns it's a trap!

Conservative questions will be traced back until the purge is complete...

Yes the purges, they are coming! Any day now...

FlyingEagle is to the point:
How about: “Why do you lie and violate the Constitution all the time?”
So substanceless, yet devoid of humor!

Personal Responsibility has a proof for you:

“Mr. President. If a creature walks like a duck, talks like a duck, quacks like a duck and acts like a duck, is it a duck”?

“Yes”

“Then you are a Marxist”

"Mr. President, when I assume my conclusion I am always correct!"

sand88 asks the question that tripped up Bush:

Mr. President, being the smartest human who has ever lived, do you EVER see a time in your life when you will make a mistake??? /SARC to the 1/0 power.

sam_paine tries for the gotcha:

Mr President, in your opinion, what would you say is the primary, fundamental flaw in the concept of collectivism?

Because Obama is a complete doctrinaire Commie, and doesn't know the answer!

fatnotlazy has my favorite question:

I’d like to know when he expects to set up his dictatorship?

Cause Freepers have been waiting since 2008 already!

He Rides A White Horse is being funny, I think:

“When did you start to hate America?” and “Was it congenital?”.

TwoSwords goes for the racism:

Can we rename the White House? I suggest Wilding House.

I know Widling as gang violence by blacks. Though the definition seems muddled on urban dictionary.

kenny boy remembers false crap from decades ago:

Mr president are you going to loot the White House when you leave after your 1st term?

Like bill clintoon an his staff did when he finally left?

2 comments:

  1. What confuses me the most about all that mess is the "/SARC to the 1/0 power" comment

    Sarcasm to the power of divided by zero? I can't tell whether that statement was made out of sheer mathematical ignorance or if this freeper actually has some halfway meaningful grasp of absurdist humor.

    Or it's possible that sand88 is a non-freeper troll who said some nonsense to see if anyone would notice.

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  2. What confuses me is that guy thinks that ducks talk.

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