Gay Conservatives are all Commie Moles!

Ken Mehlman now says he's gay. Wow, the guy responsible for all those anti-gay marriage amendments back in 2004 turns out to have been acting against interest. Alas, anti-gay republicans coming out of the closet is nothing new, and the story is more or less dead now. But somewhere along the line someone wrote how internet Conservatives are cool with Mehlman's gayness. Hilarity ensues.

MoHamhead thinks the stereotype of right-wingers as homophobic bigots is clearly silly:

How can this be? Everybody at the right cocktail parties all agree that conservatives are all bigoted homophobic Neanderthals! /sarcasm

SoConPubbie kinda disproves that:

if he’ll help us win elections, who cares?

I do.

If he is Gay, he as no scruples and he has no principles.

His life is centered around himself and what he wants, nothing else. There is not God there are no moral laws that governs his life, just his desires.

Prinicples and morality may not be important to you, but they are to me.

RitaOK is fine with the gays, as long as they deny who they are:

Mehlman has been the old fashion style of “gay”, in that he kept his mouth shut, was a focused workaholic, and nobody knew. Now he has opened his mouth, bannered up his condition, and lost ground with conservatives who don’t want to hear someone publically defining themselves by their private life, in order to further gay marriage, gay lifestyle, etc., etc. Sickening.

Extremely Extreme Extremist thinks Mehlman's now only cares about homosex and booze:

Mehlman can go pound sand or whatever it is gays do. This scumbag was head of the RNC & Bush's campaign manager at a time when Bush was targeting social conservatives. The fact that he's now out there championing homosexual marriage just shows you that the only thing homosexuals care about is what fruity alcohol beverage they're drinking and who they're sleeping with.

truthfreedom is cool with the gays voting Republican, as long as they don't try for any kind of power:

We can tell them that we won’t enable their mental illness, but they might prefer less government, even if the more government party would enable their mental illness.

But we don’t want to elect or hire crazy people.

roses of sharon would like to remind us gay people cannot poop correctly:

The days of dressing up anal sex in flowery civil rights language are over...as is teaching children that anal sex is normal and natural.

Because when young men (our sons) in their 30s and 40s are laying in the hospital bed, unable to retain their feces any longer...or dying, believe me, their families are not worried about being stereotyped or called a meanie by the leftwing media and the DNC.

And that's why the families of gay people never support them!

little jeremiah thinks Mehlman was just a liberal in deep, deep cover, waiting to strike:

This is Dem dirty tricks to get conservatives to stay home and not vote.

That’s all it is. Mehlman or whatever his disgusting name is probably voted Dem the whole time he was working for GWB.

DJ MacWoW thinks Mehlman has always been a commie:

I saw the guy on tape. The only way to bring down America is from within. McCarthy was right.