Weird and Kinky Boat Parties

Post-election progress has been frustratingly slow for liberals, but it's been rough for the Freepers. Their extreme world view means that even incremental change is America-ending level bad news.

Thus the teeny potential steps the GOP is taking to remain relevant on immigration, gay marriage, gun control and the budget are all apocalyptic battles Freepers are losing. I'd imagine that's exhausting, but then I'm not as much of a fan of fear and rage as some Freepers seem to be.

Anyhow, here's Freepers despairing about a potential gun deal. It goes in a Hunter S. Thomson direction

BillyBoy knew one of the Republicans was a RINO the whole time...

But in 2010, a bunch of freepers who were drinking the Kirk kool-aid told me the combine didn't exist and was insane right-wing paranoia. There's no WAY an decorated military vet and lifelong Republican like Kirk would really be an agent for the other side. Kirk only votes liberal because he HAS TO in order to get elected in Illinois' 10th Congressional District, as it is a "very liberal district" (just ignore the fact McCain did BETTER in Kirk's district than Illinois as a whole) Kirk would vote "more conservatively" once he represents "the whole state" in the U.S. Senate and "we'll have his ear"

Right guys?

BillyBoy also can't stop thinking of all the drugs and depravity. And Sandra Fluke!

Actually, the thought of the liberal politicians getting all "bipartisan" on a yacht party makes me think of a modern day Gary Hart. I imagine Kirk, Franken, Tammy Baldwin, Joe Manchin, Patty Murray, Chuck Schumer, Bob Menendez, Carl Levin, Elizabeth Warren, Kirk's BFF Dick Durbin, etc., getting all @hit faced on booze and cocaine while Sandra Fluke does a striptease for all the depraved marxists. (Menendez would get bored and sneak in some underage junior H.S. girls though). The scary thing is that imagine probably isn't too far from reality!

elpadre knows Washington DC is all about sex:

in the old days the devious democrats successfully used prostitutes to sway the Republican elite. The world of Washington sex has always prevailed, lobbyists come second although at times the two have overlapped.

lurk speculates about the dark, kinky truth:

How deep and dark is the corruption of Washington, and how available are the most debauched enticements?

Likely more than the most cynical citizen could dream up.

BlackElk is into the gay-politician-twin sex:

If only we had two Mark Nancyboy Kirks from Illinois, they could marry one another and go on a permanent Hershey honeymoon. $$$$ is relevant only to the ruling class. You know them by their voting records on vile rump-ranging abomination posing as “marriage,” baby-killing and gun grabbing. They thrill only one another and the clueless airheads at the polo club and the Junior League.

STD is sure DC runs on ugly women getting laid. Also Obama's gay!

So, ugly women are getting laid. Enough booze and they look good to the Captain and crew. Maybe Barney uses the Crew of 'Black Tie' too?

Who knows?

Maybe, Joe Manchan should change the boats name to the Ugly Duckling, Getting Klucky ?

Vaduz...?

All the statesmen are gone we only have wrestlers now.

Because wrestling is fixed?

ilovesarah2012:

He does look like satan in The Bible. He looks more like him every time I see him.

I won’t say anything else since we have been reminded we have no expectation to privacy via electronic means.

DoctorBulldog did some hard work via the Tweeter:

This morning, I was watching CSPAN and saw Sen. Claire McCaskill stumbling around as she made her way to the front to cast her “AYE” vote to move the gun grab bill forward, and thought, gee, she must’ve hung one over last night.

Then, I saw your post on the party boat...

Yup. She DID hang one over last night!!!

So, I Tweeted her about it. Just shameful!

Thanks for the post. It came in handy!

DoctorBulldog isn't all work though - he has time for humor!

Where’s a Nazi U-Boat when you need one?

LOL! Good one!